Ask a guy whose just arranged a hookup with a milf on plenty of fish anything

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Posted: 7/6/2013 7:23:48 PM EDT

Shes 37, I am 25. Been chatting her up on POF for most of the day now. Said she wants to arrange something for sometime next weeknight. Discuss.

ETA: Pics of her when I seal the deal.

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:26:17 PM EDT

[#1]

Not bad if she's getting some good child support and she's not completely batshit insane.

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:27:34 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Shes 37, I am 25. Been chatting her up on POF for most of the day now. Said she wants to arrange something for sometime next weeknight. Discuss.

ETA: Pics of her when I seal the deal.

Is she bringing over the kids to meet their new dad?

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:27:52 PM EDT

[#3]

Dibs on severed earlobes.

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:29:57 PM EDT

[#4]

One of her children must need an organ transplant. OP will be found in a bath tub of ice. Sad.

In other news, life goes on, so....

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:30:52 PM EDT

[#5]

Wtf pics

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:31:48 PM EDT

[#6]

Don't play with married women

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:33:03 PM EDT

[#7]

If she's married you need to be found by a fisherman

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:33:38 PM EDT

[#8]

Going to candy mountain, eh?

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:33:54 PM EDT

[#9]

Do you reckon her Valtrex is working?

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:34:44 PM EDT

[#10]

Mandatory butt.

Is she aware of this?

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:35:12 PM EDT

[#11]

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:35:47 PM EDT

[#12]

Do both of you see eye to eye on what this "hookup" is and isn't?

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:35:53 PM EDT

[#13]

If you expect her to look like her pictures on POF

You're gonna have a bad time

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:37:34 PM EDT

[#14]

What is POF?

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:37:53 PM EDT

[#15]

Prepare your anus.

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:38:50 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
What is POF?

Plenty of Fish

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:39:19 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
What is POF?

Patriot Ordnance. That's where all the loose bitches hang out.

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:39:39 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
If you expect her to look like her pictures on POF

You're gonna have a bad time

Don't let her get on top.

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:39:50 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What is POF?

Plenty of Fish

Or Fatties.

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:40:16 PM EDT

[#20]

Tag for the land whale. If you post a profile pic I have to add forty pounds, so get one IRL.

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:40:16 PM EDT

[#21]

Did you get the full body pics? If not 90% chance she is much larger than you think.

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:40:27 PM EDT

[#22]

Her teenage son will beat you p

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:40:36 PM EDT

[#23]

Milf? We'll be the judge of that.

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:41:58 PM EDT

[#24]

She has been showing you pics from 10+ years ago. She is going to show up and be one ROUGH stretch of highway. Sorry, good luck....

Oh, and I hope you like em big.

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:42:18 PM EDT

[#25]

Have you prepared your anus

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:43:35 PM EDT

[#26]

+40lbs from what her pictures show.

$10... Any takers?

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:44:23 PM EDT

[#27]

This will probably not end well.

Oh well, tag for AAR.

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:44:33 PM EDT

[#28]

kidney donor in aisle 3...

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:44:55 PM EDT

[#29]

she better clean up properly or you're in trouble.

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:46:15 PM EDT

[#30]

How did she describe herself in the ad?

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:46:42 PM EDT

[#31]

Tagscribed for AAR. This ought to be good.

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:46:59 PM EDT

[#32]

whose?

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:48:00 PM EDT

[#33]

In for the imitation crab meat.

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:48:00 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
How did she describe herself in the ad?

Potato ISO hot SM with functioning kidneys

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:48:15 PM EDT

[#35]

Also, I must state for the record that your decision to initiate this thread before you can give us details is seriously lame.

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:49:34 PM EDT

[#36]

Pics were taken before her kids. Sorry OP that's now a land whale with cougar stripes.

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:51:07 PM EDT

[#37]

Seems like a good idea..???

Have her pick you up at your place.

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:52:07 PM EDT

[#38]

How many cats does she claim to have rescued ?

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:53:23 PM EDT

[#39]

Why aren't you a team member?

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:53:44 PM EDT

[#40]

Oh yeah. I'm in on the ground floor of this failure.

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:53:57 PM EDT

[#41]

Worthless thread is worthless.

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:55:49 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
Worthless thread is worthless.

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:55:56 PM EDT

[#43]

Lol..good luck!

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:58:03 PM EDT

[#44]

In for the disappointment AAR.

Posted: 7/6/2013 7:58:21 PM EDT

[#45]

THis is bullshit OP. Post her damn pic.

Quoted:

Quoted:

Worthless thread is worthless.

Posted: 7/6/2013 8:02:41 PM EDT

[#46]

pics aren't loading.

Posted: 7/6/2013 8:08:24 PM EDT

[#47]

Dibs on guns & ammo.

Oh, and ice cream.

Posted: 7/6/2013 8:09:31 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
Not bad if she's getting some good child support and she's not completely batshit insane.

Those 2 never exist together, ever..

Posted: 7/6/2013 8:09:32 PM EDT

[#49]

I'm sad for our youth.

Posted: 7/6/2013 8:10:04 PM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
Do you reckon her Valtrex is working?

Timing between breakouts is very important if you want to have an active sex life.

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