identifying with "normal" people?
I don't know.  Let's find out.

Do you read a magazine, or fill it with ammunition?

Does your clip hold bullets together, or paper?

Is a stripper clip an XXX rated movie, or does it hold 10 rounds of ammunition?

Is a round a circle, or ammunition?

Does your cartridge hold ink, or gunpowder?

Is your primer what you paint on first, or what ignites gunpowder?

Do you think "cocking handle" and "decocker" are porno terms, or components?

Do you buy stock, or press it against your shoulder?

Do you fill barrels with oil, fish and pork, or fire bullets through them?

Does Bolt Action refer to what your mechanic does with your car, or a rifle?

Do you think "lower receiver" is the new guy in the mailroom, or half of an AR15?

Do you find a muzzle on a quiet dog, or a firearm?

Is a bolt carrier a toolbox, or a firearms component?

Is a "windage adjustment" being told to shut up?

Does your hammer hit a nail, or a pin?

Does the firing pin hold up the list of terminated employees, or hit a primer?

Does [i]semi[/i]-automatic seem like a contradiction in terms to you, or does it make perfect sense?

Do you find a slide on a playground, or a pistol?

Does "failure to fire" mean you got to keep your job, or a rifle problem?

Is over/under a euphemism for sex, and side-by-side how you stand next to a friend, or barrel arrangements?

Do you field strip prior to skinny-dipping, or cleaning a weapon?

Are stamps from 1934 just the same as any other year, or do you want them so bad you will almost sell your soul for them?

Do you wonder if a Single Action Army describes a losing strategy, or not?

What do you do with a birdcage, put birds in it, or hang it on the end of the barrel?

Are toothbrushes for your teeth?

Does "Bushmaster" sound vaguely obscene to you?

Is a chamber where the judge goes during recess, or where the next round goes?

Do you charge your battery, on your credit card, or your rifle?

Do you wonder how big and sturdy a bull barrel has to be to withstand the rage of the angry bull, or not?

Does bore mean someone who has bad conversational skills?

Anybody else? [:D]

Does:

Slap
Pull
Observe
Release
Tap
Squeeze

Sound like what the mother caught on camera, abusing her child was doing, or is it corrective action on your AR?

Kick for the late afternoon crew [:D]

This is for the muzzle break/brake conundrum [:D]