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Posted: 10/18/2002 9:51:39 PM EDT
[#1]
I have your back covered!
GO!!!! |
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Posted: 10/18/2002 10:00:14 PM EDT
[#2]
Take away his spoon. Him and Rosie.
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Posted: 10/18/2002 10:00:41 PM EDT
[#3]
WRONG WRONG WRONG!
The way to induce pain is to cut his straggly hippie hair and take away his Dunkin Donuts Preferred Membership Card! [:D] |
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Posted: 10/18/2002 10:02:20 PM EDT
[#4]
Shoot him in the nuts.... If he has any.
Who is it that keeps saying that? |
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Posted: 10/18/2002 10:06:52 PM EDT
[#5]
Bathe and shave him.
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Posted: 10/18/2002 10:20:03 PM EDT
[#6]
Kick him in the ass and break his thumb.
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Posted: 10/18/2002 10:28:32 PM EDT
[#7]
Manual Telephone generator
Some bell wire Alligator clips |
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Posted: 10/18/2002 10:34:23 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted: Manual Telephone generator Some bell wire Alligator clips Been watchin' [i]Brubaker[/i]? |
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Posted: 10/18/2002 10:58:11 PM EDT
[#9]
Dip his nuts in sulfuric acid!
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Posted: 10/18/2002 11:23:41 PM EDT
[#10]
Black and Decker drill
+ 3/8 masonry bit + kneecap Classy if you ask me. |
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Posted: 10/18/2002 11:36:11 PM EDT
[#11]
You guys are third grade. Free beer. 1/4" diameter glass rod. Hammer.
That needle-dicked chicken-choker will be screamning in agony for freaking weeks. |
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Posted: 10/18/2002 11:43:05 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted: You guys are third grade. Am not. |
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Posted: 10/19/2002 12:12:49 AM EDT
[#13]
Spade, think about it. Even with all the morphine he could get, a glass rod shattered in situ in the urethera would be...well...impossible to bear. While I like the idea of a steel pin through the patella and into the tibial process, morphine in the apropriate dosage along with immobilization would aleviate most objectionable pain.
Think about being deprived the chance to relieve oneself. Then think of fire-intense urination. Now think of passing chunks of razor-sharp glass through your urethera. While emptying a bladder full or a nasty mix of ammonia, salts, uric acid and other metabolic wastes. All through a swollen, bruised penis. You don't know pain. |
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Posted: 10/19/2002 6:04:28 AM EDT
[#14]
Pepper spray on his tampon.
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Posted: 10/19/2002 6:38:58 AM EDT
[#15]
Pepper spray on his tampon.
disgusting yet hilarious. that is the best one yet! |
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Posted: 10/19/2002 6:55:44 AM EDT
[#16]
out him?
TXLEWIS |
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Posted: 10/19/2002 1:08:32 PM EDT
[#17]
M-1 Garand + buttstroke = hurt Michael Moore
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Posted: 10/19/2002 1:39:05 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted: Quoted: You guys are third grade. Am not. R2 R2! |
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Posted: 10/19/2002 2:23:21 PM EDT
[#19]
Remove all Twinkies from the shelves.
Force him to admit thet he is infact the oldest virgin on the face of the earth. |
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Posted: 10/19/2002 2:29:54 PM EDT
[#20]
How can you tell when Michael Moore has burglarized your house?
The toilet seat is up and the cat is pregnant. |
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