The new American ambassador was being entertained by an African
diplomat. They had spent the day discussing the progress the country
had made with the Russians before kicking them out. "They built us a
power plant, an airport, and taught us how to drink vodka and play
Russian roulette."

The ambassador looked pained and said, "Russian roulette is a
dangerous game."

"Right, that's why we invented African roulette, would you like to
play?"

"I'm not sure, how does it work?"

The African clapped his hands and six gorgeous black women, all nude,
came wiggling in, the diplomat explained, "Choose the one you want to
give you oral sex."

"That's a lot better and less risky than Russian roulette..."

"Not when one of them is a [i]cannibal[/i]."

Funny!

But...[b]I-B-T-L![/B]

Wouldn't that be "choose the one you want to sleep with" when 1/2 of them have Aids?

Sgtar15

Oh God no, the lock?  Not the LOCK!




[smoke]