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Posted: 5/31/2013 11:54:16 AM EDT
And back way up the driveway to the garage. As I leave I get to the end of my driveway and see a white minivan with side door open to my house. My front lawn is lush and there's a hospital across the street so it's common to have people under my tree in the shade.
Then I see some half-naked kid clambering to get back in the van, and water all over and down the gutter. 
I park and make contact. How's things? That your kid peeing in the gutter in front of my house? <Embarrassed>Hey, she said she was going to pee her pants. Sir, no matter how bad I have to piss, I wouldn't do it in broad daylight in front of your house !! There's a hospital right there with probably 100 restrooms and you use my front yard?? 
I was a bit........pissed. 
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Posted: 5/31/2013 11:55:39 AM EDT
[#1]
Animals!
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Posted: 5/31/2013 11:55:45 AM EDT
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I was a bit........pissed. Better to be pissed off then pissed on... |
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Posted: 5/31/2013 11:56:56 AM EDT
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Meh.
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Posted: 5/31/2013 11:57:15 AM EDT
[#4]
Have you never been anywhere an had an 'emergency'?
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Posted: 5/31/2013 11:57:17 AM EDT
[#5]
Piss on the cowl of the van.
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Posted: 5/31/2013 11:57:36 AM EDT
[#6]
Lighten up.
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Posted: 5/31/2013 11:59:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/31/2013 11:59:18 AM EDT
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probably using the kid as a diversion to case the place.
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Posted: 5/31/2013 11:59:54 AM EDT
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Have you never been anywhere an had an 'emergency'? If I was across the street from a hospital, that would be my first choice. |
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:00:11 PM EDT
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If something like that gets your panties in a wad then you may need to take something for it.
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:01:16 PM EDT
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When ya gotta go ya just gotta go.
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:01:49 PM EDT
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Lighten up. Nothing was heated or anything, I was just shocked to see some guy telling his kid to use my gutter when there's an entire hospital of RRs right across the street. Who sends their kids out to pee in front of someone's house? |
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:02:12 PM EDT
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnOmxR_qQ_Q
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:02:30 PM EDT
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I'd just laugh that off it was a kid, but an adult doing it would be a different matter altogether.
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:03:08 PM EDT
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That kid was asserting her dominance is all
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:03:40 PM EDT
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Look on the bright side, they used the gutter and not your lawn.
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:03:42 PM EDT
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Quoted: I'd just laugh that off it was a kid, but an adult doing it would be a different matter altogether. If it was an adult female I'd ask her out. |
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:04:23 PM EDT
[#18]
Should've sprayed the kid with your water hose and videotaped for LOLz
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:04:52 PM EDT
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Lighten up. Nothing was heated or anything, I was just shocked to see some guy telling his kid to use my gutter when there's an entire hospital of RRs right across the street. Who sends their kids out to pee in front of someone's house? Depends on how much warning the kid gave him. When RFN is RFN, and the choice is my car seat or your gutter; you lose. 
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:05:55 PM EDT
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I prolly would have got out and pissed on your tire for even asking me why my kid was pissing in the city owned gutter. i have zero tolerance for those that dont mind thier own business.
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:05:57 PM EDT
[#21]
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:06:58 PM EDT
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Sounds like a big city problem. The neighbors horses get loose and wander over once in a while and leave a few horse biscuits. |
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:07:12 PM EDT
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You don't have any little girls, do you?
It is not that uncommon, OP. Little girls can't hold their bladder as easily as boys and, as with all kids, they have a tendancy to forget until the last minute. You may want to consider being a little more forgiving next time as oppssed to berating a little girl and starting an argument with her father over her having to go to the bathroom. As a rule, I try not to make little girls cry. Just a suggestion... |
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:07:16 PM EDT
[#24]
Probably FSA
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:09:24 PM EDT
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Gutter in front of your house, along the road, is not "yours".
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:11:10 PM EDT
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Don't have kids do you?
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:11:14 PM EDT
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And back way up the driveway to the garage. As I leave I get to the end of my driveway and see a white minivan with side door open to my house. My front lawn is lush and there's a hospital across the street so it's common to have people under my tree in the shade. Then I see some half-naked kid clambering to get back in the van, and water all over and down the gutter.
I park and make contact. How's things? That your kid peeing in the gutter in front of my house? <Embarrassed>Hey, she said she was going to pee her pants. Sir, no matter how bad I have to piss, I wouldn't do it in broad daylight in front of your house !! There's a hospital right there with probably 100 restrooms and you use my front yard?? http://i868.photobucket.com/albums/ab250/Timcohydronics/54F451D6-0C5B-46E1-A2F7-394C705C422D-1659-000000D5DC2E9EC9_zpsda940bd0.jpg I was a bit........pissed. All that over some kid who needs to pee? lightenupfrancis.jpg |
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:11:59 PM EDT
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I once saw a woman let her 4-5 yo girl piss right in the doorway of a Little Caesar's. The bathroom was not fifteen feet from the door. Afterwards she did not say a word or act odd in any way. She just picked up her pizzas and left, stepping over the piss puddle on her way out.
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:14:36 PM EDT
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That curb really tied the street together, man.
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:14:51 PM EDT
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An uncouth jerkoff.
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Lighten up. Nothing was heated or anything, I was just shocked to see some guy telling his kid to use my gutter when there's an entire hospital of RRs right across the street. Who sends their kids out to pee in front of someone's house? |
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:16:06 PM EDT
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Lighten up. Nothing was heated or anything, I was just shocked to see some guy telling his kid to use my gutter when there's an entire hospital of RRs right across the street. Who sends their kids out to pee in front of someone's house? Depends on how much warning the kid gave him. When RFN is RFN, and the choice is my car seat or your gutter; you lose. I'm gonna have to go with Dilbert on this; my beloved grand daughter peed in her car seat before I could pull into a gas station. Unfortunately, we were just one hour into an eight-hour drive. Hearing a four-year old crying pitieously in humiliation only made it worse  .
I WILL apologize profusely and rinse the offending spot, but RFN means RFN to a little kid. |
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:18:53 PM EDT
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When I was selling my house in NYC last year, a Chinese family came to look at it. Parents, 3 kids and an old grandmother. After they looked through the whole house the parents were talking inside with the realtor and the grandmother brought the 3 children outside to play a little. Next thing I know the grandmother has the 4 year old boys pants down and he is pissing on the sidewalk in front of my house, just then the parents walked out and started saying something to her in Chinese. The father apologized and the mother looked mortified. The real estate agent looke at me like
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Thank God that house sold fast. |
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:19:46 PM EDT
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Like my ghetto college roommate told a campus cop years ago outside of a parking garage, "Can't no mofucka tell a grown ass mane where and where not he can piss. Fuck off and don't be peepin ma dick."
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:21:03 PM EDT
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You got upset over that? ,
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:21:46 PM EDT
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Funny piss story. About 20rs ago, Driving home from dirtbike trip with 2 friends and brother. Everyone but driver drinking, Driver stops to piss. Gets back in we take off. 1hr later guy in the front needs to piss, so we give him some shit about holding it since we arent a bunch of women that need to stop every 15 minutes, he goes anyway. Bro and I say we got this and its a competition. Another 1.5hrs go and we both have to piss 30mins from home. Brother breaks first begs driver to pull off and goes on off ramp, but I hold it(I'm going to win damnit). We are maybe 3 miles from my house and I'm just going to make it when cop lights us up. At that point there is no fucking way, I had the extra few miles but no way 15min cop stop. Buddy gets out and is talking to the cop, something about the trailer and I'm desperately looking around for ANYTHING. The only thing is the cooler is empty, so I'm pissing in the back of the van into the cooler while the cop is standing out by the window (tinted luckily) talking to my friend. Had a good laugh about that one.
Next time, tell them to go buy a cooler at wal mart. |
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:22:42 PM EDT
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You don't have any little girls, do you? It is not that uncommon, OP. Little girls can't hold their bladder as easily as boys and, as with all kids, they have a tendancy to forget until the last minute. You may want to consider being a little more forgiving next time as oppssed to berating a little girl and starting an argument with her father over her having to go to the bathroom. As a rule, I try not to make little girls cry. Just a suggestion... I promise, no one cried. I pointed out the obvious option of the bazillion bathrooms across the street. |
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:22:58 PM EDT
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Don't have kids do you? Grown. No. |
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:25:09 PM EDT
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You got upset over that? , Not upset, but there was an obvious lesson to pass along. Options. Seek them. |
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:26:54 PM EDT
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When I was selling my house in NYC last year, a Chinese family came to look at it. Parents, 3 kids and an old grandmother. After they looked through the whole house the parents were talking inside with the realtor and the grandmother brought the 3 children outside to play a little. Next thing I know the grandmother has the 4 year old boys pants down and he is pissing on the sidewalk in front of my house, just then the parents walked out and started saying something to her in Chinese. The father apologized and the mother looked mortified. The real estate agent looke at me like .
Thank God that house sold fast. Yeah because the kid peeing would have brought the value down by at least 10k. |
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:28:01 PM EDT
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And back way up the driveway to the garage. As I leave I get to the end of my driveway and see a white minivan with side door open to my house. My front lawn is lush and there's a hospital across the street so it's common to have people under my tree in the shade. Then I see some half-naked kid clambering to get back in the van, and water all over and down the gutter.
I park and make contact. How's things? That your kid peeing in the gutter in front of my house? <Embarrassed>Hey, she said she was going to pee her pants. Sir, no matter how bad I have to piss, I wouldn't do it in broad daylight in front of your house !! There's a hospital right there with probably 100 restrooms and you use my front yard?? http://i868.photobucket.com/albums/ab250/Timcohydronics/54F451D6-0C5B-46E1-A2F7-394C705C422D-1659-000000D5DC2E9EC9_zpsda940bd0.jpg I was a bit........pissed. Let me guess....no kids? |
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:30:34 PM EDT
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And back way up the driveway to the garage. As I leave I get to the end of my driveway and see a white minivan with side door open to my house. My front lawn is lush and there's a hospital across the street so it's common to have people under my tree in the shade. Then I see some half-naked kid clambering to get back in the van, and water all over and down the gutter.
I park and make contact. How's things? That your kid peeing in the gutter in front of my house? <Embarrassed>Hey, she said she was going to pee her pants. Sir, no matter how bad I have to piss, I wouldn't do it in broad daylight in front of your house !! There's a hospital right there with probably 100 restrooms and you use my front yard?? http://i868.photobucket.com/albums/ab250/Timcohydronics/54F451D6-0C5B-46E1-A2F7-394C705C422D-1659-000000D5DC2E9EC9_zpsda940bd0.jpg I was a bit........pissed. Let me guess....no kids? Umm, answered. Grown. |
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:30:55 PM EDT
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I was a bit........pissed. Better to be pissed off then pissed on... Fale... |
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:31:14 PM EDT
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You got upset over that? , Not upset, but there was an obvious lesson to pass along. Options. Seek them. I think you may be missing the lesson here, as well as your options. |
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:31:35 PM EDT
[#44]
oh chill. do you have kids?
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:32:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:32:53 PM EDT
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Lighten up. 
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:33:35 PM EDT
[#47]
Amazing that she didn't take the kid to the hospital to use the RR there.
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:34:23 PM EDT
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Problem solved http://www.amazon.com/Contech-CRO101-Scarecrow-Activated-Sprinkler/dp/B000071NUS Hmmm, I wonder if they make those shaped like a wiener? |
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:36:35 PM EDT
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Just be grateful the little savage didn't hafta take a dump.
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Posted: 5/31/2013 12:37:30 PM EDT
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And back way up the driveway to the garage. As I leave I get to the end of my driveway and see a white minivan with side door open to my house. My front lawn is lush and there's a hospital across the street so it's common to have people under my tree in the shade. Then I see some half-naked kid clambering to get back in the van, and water all over and down the gutter.
I park and make contact. How's things? That your kid peeing in the gutter in front of my house? <Embarrassed>Hey, she said she was going to pee her pants. Sir, no matter how bad I have to piss, I wouldn't do it in broad daylight in front of your house !! There's a hospital right there with probably 100 restrooms and you use my front yard?? http://i868.photobucket.com/albums/ab250/Timcohydronics/54F451D6-0C5B-46E1-A2F7-394C705C422D-1659-000000D5DC2E9EC9_zpsda940bd0.jpg I was a bit........pissed. Let me guess....no kids? Umm, answered. Grown. Girls? And no wet beds? No wet car seats? No emergency stops that couldn't make it until you found a parking spot at a busy hospital and searched around for a few minutes to find the bathroom? You're luckier than most. Let me guess, it was all your expert planning and preparedness, right? Oh well. If you can't figure it out from this thread, then you probably won't figure it out. Good luck! |
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