So, the local TV station has offered you an interview, huh? Let's really impress 'em!

Here's what ya do.

1. Seeing you're half trashed the night before, hit the rack. You need a good night's sleep. DO NOT do any of that laundry so you'll have something clean to wear in the morning. Plan on getting up early to do the wash.

2. Sleep in so you don't have to do the laundry. Maybe ya feel a bit funky. Have a little taste or two to straighten up.

3. Dig your best pair of BDUs out of the laundry bag, along with your boots. While you're at it, grab the good old 'exploding ground hog'T-shirt. It's OK, ya only wore it twice before.That'll show 'em your a skilled marksman!

4.You can skip the shower, and why bother shave? Don't worry about it, ya just shaved and showered the day before yesterday.

5. Maybe now is the time for another little taste. Take two!

6. Get there late. Shows 'em your important and had more important things to do. Carry a cold one in with you. After all, you might not get back to the truck for a while. Bring your Pit Bull in with you. And your AR. Don't forget your web gear and 25 extra 30 rounders. Whatever you do, don't smile. This is serious business. Besides, being pleasant is a sign of weakness. A laugh is out of the question.

7.Explain to the beautiful people out there in TV land that you're putting together a militia unit to go and gun down this sniper and save the world. Don't forget to tell everyone how incompetent LEOs are and how they are bumbling the case up to a fare-thee-well. Refer to the FBI as a Fumbling Bunch of Idiots.

8.Prattle on about how deadly your rifle is and how you turned a ground hog inside out at 600 yards. Be graphic. About this time, you should switch the position of your beer so the label shows on camera. Maybe you can get free beer for getting them free advertising!

9. Call Sarah Brady a c***. This will show the feminists you mean business. Too bad if they can't handle the truth.

10. Insult your host. Tell him/her they are a liberal do-good media hack and all screwed up. Tell your host that they don't have a clue about the 2nd Amendment, and that it's OK to take the law into your own hands. Also, make it clear that if you wound the sniper, you'll put another one into his skull, just to make sure  the taxpayers won't have to bear the expense of trying him!

11.You may now stand back and take a bow and recieve the adoration  and praise of all of us.

Ok, thanks for the advice.

WTF?
R35

scary,

but i think most of us know someone like this. The graduate of a Dale Carnegie class in how to win friends and influence people.