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Posted: 5/13/2013 10:15:14 PM EDT
I don't like going into a stall to take a piss as I don't want to touch the door, latch, or lift the toilet seat.
For some unknown reason, everybody seems to miss the urinal and piss all over the walls or floor. Thus I keep my distance from the urinal so I don't get splash back which will also keep my belt from hitting the porcelain and I don't step in the piss. It doesn't mean you are allowed to look at my dong. Well, maybe a quick glance or two but no more than that. I am honored that you peeked at it four or five times while trying to remain stealthy but it was totally obvious on what you were doing. What I didn't like was that you didn't give me any feedback on what you saw. 
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Posted: 5/13/2013 10:16:57 PM EDT
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I don't like going into a stall to take a piss as I don't want to touch the door, latch, or lift the toilet seat. For some unknown reason, everybody seems to miss the urinal and piss all over the walls or floor. Thus I keep my distance from the urinal so I don't get splash back which will also keep my belt from hitting the porcelain and I don't step in the piss. It doesn't mean you are allowed to look at my dong. Well, maybe a quick glance or two but no more than that. I am honored that you peeked at it four or five times while trying to remain stealthy but it was totally obvious on what you were doing. What I didn't like was that you didn't give me any feedback on what you saw. 'cuz I was giggling. |
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Posted: 5/13/2013 10:17:42 PM EDT
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Dong browsing is always fun.
and I like turtles. I'll only use the stall if I absolutely have to. And I will lift the seat and flush with my shoe. |
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Posted: 5/13/2013 10:23:11 PM EDT
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Must be a California thing..
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Posted: 5/13/2013 10:29:23 PM EDT
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Please. Never talk to another man in the men's room.
Its a zone of silence. |
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Posted: 5/13/2013 10:29:29 PM EDT
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This is why I get a paper towel or something anytime I have to touch a fixture or lever or whatever in a public bathroom.
I hate using them, but the graffiti is usually fairly entertaining. |
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Posted: 5/13/2013 10:29:33 PM EDT
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I can just picture you standing in the middle of the bathroom, cock out, pissing into the urinal from 3 feet away.. Wolf staring and cursing at the old man who's ashamed for you.
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Posted: 5/13/2013 10:29:34 PM EDT
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People are crazy for sure - just like using the stall next to you when others are open farther away.
It could be worse. On the floor where our offices are, there is a guy who works for a different company who sound like he needs a cigarette after taking a piss or a dump. He moans, and sighs like its pure ecstacy   Everybody on the floor knows to not be in there when he comes in because you can't hold a straight face. He walks in with is coffee and newspaper in the morning. Seriously I want to hand him a cigarette under the stall and ask him if it was good enough  
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Posted: 5/13/2013 10:31:36 PM EDT
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I fucking hate when people talk to me while I'm pissing at a urinal. Never fails every single time I'm at work. Can't think of a time I've ever wanted to have a conversation while I have my dick in my hand. Learn the urinal rule also. Fuck.
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Posted: 5/13/2013 10:32:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/13/2013 11:11:49 PM EDT
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I had a super secret bathroom on campus I would go to when I had to shit. They were small bathrooms but no one ever used them. But on several occasions while taking care of business, someone came in and used the other (only two) stalls. That's just rude. I search campus for the bathroom as far from life as possible, and some dick head comes in to shit right next to me. That should be a loss of a man card.
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Posted: 5/13/2013 11:16:29 PM EDT
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Urinals should be filled in with the max available gap.
If there are 6 urinals and you park yourself beside another dude, you are a gay. |
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Posted: 5/13/2013 11:35:12 PM EDT
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I don't like going into a stall to take a piss as I don't want to touch the door, latch, or lift the toilet seat. For some unknown reason, everybody seems to miss the urinal and piss all over the walls or floor. Thus I keep my distance from the urinal so I don't get splash back which will also keep my belt from hitting the porcelain and I don't step in the piss. It doesn't mean you are allowed to look at my dong. Well, maybe a quick glance or two but no more than that. I am honored that you peeked at it four or five times while trying to remain stealthy but it was totally obvious on what you were doing. What I didn't like was that you didn't give me any feedback on what you saw. So you go into a restroom and whip out your dick so all can see because you are wanting feedback? What if the feedback was another guy wanting to touch it? Pitching or catching, you are still a homo. 
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Posted: 5/13/2013 11:48:42 PM EDT
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I must be the only guy who firmly believes that a public restroom is a "Free Farting Zone".
If I'm in a store, and I don't necessarily feel like crop dusting down an aisle, unless there are little kids there  , I go to the head and let it rip. If I'm standing at the urinal, and yeah I usually do stand at least a foot or two back, I'll let one fly regardless of who's next to me.
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Posted: 5/13/2013 11:49:09 PM EDT
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If there are 6 urinals and you park yourself beside another dude, you are a gay. Unless you say "checkmate." |
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Posted: 5/13/2013 11:49:10 PM EDT
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I forgot what I was going to say.. but I use stalls unless there's none available because the urinal kind of puts me in a vulnerable position. I don't talk to anyone, I don't look at anyone's dick. I go in, I do my business, I wash my hands, and then I leave. What the fuck else is there to it?
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Posted: 5/13/2013 11:51:12 PM EDT
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WTF is up with people who drop their pants down to their ankles when they use a urinal?
I've never, ever done that. |
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Posted: 5/13/2013 11:57:22 PM EDT
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"Nice watch..."
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Posted: 5/14/2013 12:08:49 AM EDT
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WTF is up with people who drop their pants down to their ankles when they use a urinal? I've never, ever done that. Retarded. (Literally) |
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Posted: 5/14/2013 12:12:36 AM EDT
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I can just picture you standing in the middle of the bathroom, cock out, pissing into the urinal from 3 feet away.. Wolf staring and cursing at the old man who's ashamed for you. I was gonna post something like "silly Californians". Then I saw the quote above and laughed my dam ass off. Luckily I wasn't drinking anything at the time. |
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Posted: 5/14/2013 12:29:50 AM EDT
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I need to show my sons this video when they are old enough to understand:
Male Restoom Etiquette Video I failed at embeding the video. |
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Posted: 5/14/2013 12:36:51 AM EDT
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some quality bathroom etiquette in this thread
Keep the spacing at the urinals at a maximum until there is no other option if you're gazing at other dudes dongs.... you're a homo Unless its an emergency, don't sit down in a stall right next to a stall where a man is already working. Respect the zone In a nutshell.... Going into a mens public restroom should be like ordering soup from the soup nazi on "Seinfeld". ie I'll take a large piss in the urinal at the end, or I'll have a #2 in the 4th stall Dont fuck around, get in , get done, get out. |
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Posted: 5/14/2013 12:48:31 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/14/2013 1:04:09 AM EDT
[#23]
I'd love to see some of you guys in an open tent with a bunch of shitters all lined up
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Posted: 5/14/2013 1:08:18 AM EDT
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People are crazy for sure - just like using the stall next to you when others are open farther away. It could be worse. On the floor where our offices are, there is a guy who works for a different company who sound like he needs a cigarette after taking a piss or a dump. He moans, and sighs like its pure ecstacy Everybody on the floor knows to not be in there when he comes in because you can't hold a straight face. He walks in with is coffee and newspaper in the morning. Seriously I want to hand him a cigarette under the stall and ask him if it was good enough
"Sometimes a piss is just a piss, and other times it's damn near a religious experience."--F. Symptoms |
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Posted: 5/14/2013 1:09:36 AM EDT
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I had a super secret bathroom on campus I would go to when I had to shit. They were small bathrooms but no one ever used them. But on several occasions while taking care of business, someone came in and used the other (only two) stalls. That's just rude. I search campus for the bathroom as far from life as possible, and some dick head comes in to shit right next to me. That should be a loss of a man card. He thinks it's equally rude of you to find and use HIS bathroom. Did either of you ever tap your feet? Quoted:
Urinals should be filled in with the max available gap. If there are 6 urinals and you park yourself beside another dude, you are a gay. Agreed. Whoever thought of putting a row of stalls, then a row of urinals? They should be spaced stall-urinal-stall-urinal. |
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Posted: 5/14/2013 1:38:54 AM EDT
[#26]
When you whip out a dick that small people are going to do a double take.
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Posted: 5/14/2013 1:46:46 AM EDT
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But it was so small I just had to look, never could see it.
If I were you I would go into the stall and close the door. |
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Posted: 5/14/2013 1:50:18 AM EDT
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I don't have that problem.
I don't have a "schlong." I have a "schlort."
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Posted: 5/14/2013 1:52:07 AM EDT
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Why would your belt hit the porcelain? Thus I keep my distance from the urinal so I don't get splash back which will also keep my belt from hitting the porcelain and I don't step in the piss.
Kharn |
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Posted: 5/14/2013 2:17:32 AM EDT
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Fuck all that i just go on the floor
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Posted: 5/14/2013 2:19:20 AM EDT
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I don't like going into a stall to take a piss as I don't want to touch the door, latch, or lift the toilet seat. For some unknown reason, everybody seems to miss the urinal and piss all over the walls or floor. Thus I keep my distance from the urinal so I don't get splash back which will also keep my belt from hitting the porcelain and I don't step in the piss. It doesn't mean you are allowed to look at my dong. Well, maybe a quick glance or two but no more than that. I am honored that you peeked at it four or five times while trying to remain stealthy but it was totally obvious on what you were doing. What I didn't like was that you didn't give me any feedback on what you saw. glad Im not the only one...and splashback is fucking nasty. |
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Posted: 5/14/2013 2:22:45 AM EDT
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Please. Never talk to another man in the men's room.
Its a zone of silence. no kidding; I'm try to concentrate |
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Posted: 5/14/2013 2:23:32 AM EDT
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came to post this.. i take this shit seriously |
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Posted: 5/14/2013 2:29:00 AM EDT
[#34]
I only piss in stalls
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Posted: 5/14/2013 2:29:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/14/2013 2:41:37 AM EDT
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WTF is up with people who drop their pants down to their ankles when they use a urinal? I've never, ever done that. I did this to my boss who was about to walk of the stall behind me. Lifted my shirt up too. he walked out and was all omfg what the fuck man! pull your fucking pants up! I was laughing so hard I damn near pissed on myself. |
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Posted: 5/14/2013 2:56:36 AM EDT
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Light hand on the shoulder and a friendly greeting such as "heeeyyy, nice dick!".
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Posted: 5/14/2013 2:58:41 AM EDT
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Thus I keep my distance from the urinal so I don't get splash back which will also keep my belt from hitting the porcelain and I don't step in the piss. You "keep your distance from the urinal" so you "don't get splash back." Sure. And when you're taking a dump, you've just got a wide stance, right? In all seriousness though, if you don't want guys checking out your junk, don't give off a "I'm cruising the Men's Room" vibe. |
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Posted: 5/14/2013 3:14:37 AM EDT
[#39]
I only piss in the sink.
Low chance of splashback and I can check out my own dong in the mirror. |
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Posted: 5/14/2013 3:16:51 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/14/2013 3:17:08 AM EDT
[#41]
While in the restroom I like to piss over everything to establish my dominance.
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Posted: 5/14/2013 3:24:15 AM EDT
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Quoted: Please. Never talk to another man in the men's room. Its a zone of silence. It takes focus and coordination to talk while you piss. |
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Posted: 5/14/2013 3:30:57 AM EDT
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You should probably stop pissing in elementary school bathrooms then.
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Posted: 5/14/2013 3:35:12 AM EDT
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Gunmonkey is spoiled. Nevada has clean motherfuckin' baffrooms with crazy tile and marble walls and shit. There's usually a porter in the casino bathroom cleaning in shifts in the really nice ones.
As far as checking out my dick, I say enjoy. Ive sent enough pics of the thing out that there is a good chance that your wife, Mom, sister or daughter probably already have a copy. You can live vicariously through me.
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Posted: 5/14/2013 3:37:29 AM EDT
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One of my finest qualities as a man is the ability to shit and piss anytime, anywhere.
You guys are pussies. |
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Posted: 5/14/2013 3:38:38 AM EDT
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I had a super secret bathroom on campus I would go to when I had to shit. They were small bathrooms but no one ever used them. But on several occasions while taking care of business, someone came in and used the other (only two) stalls. That's just rude. I search campus for the bathroom as far from life as possible, and some dick head comes in to shit right next to me. That should be a loss of a man card. 7th floor of rudder tower, for arfcom Aggies looking for a remote pooper 
ETA 4th floor of the Petroleum engineering building is pretty good too. |
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Posted: 5/14/2013 3:41:30 AM EDT
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keep my belt from hitting the porcelain and I don't step in the piss. If you belt isn't too stiff, double it over and tuck it back under a belt loop. No more touching. |
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Posted: 5/14/2013 3:43:31 AM EDT
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I had a super secret bathroom on campus I would go to when I had to shit. They were small bathrooms but no one ever used them. But on several occasions while taking care of business, someone came in and used the other (only two) stalls. That's just rude. I search campus for the bathroom as far from life as possible, and some dick head comes in to shit right next to me. That should be a loss of a man card. 7th floor of rudder tower, for arfcom Aggies looking for a remote pooper Animal Industries Annex Basement. A little creepy, but quite. |
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Posted: 5/14/2013 3:49:39 AM EDT
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"Nice watch..." LOL "I have one just like it. Could you tell me the time?" |
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Posted: 5/14/2013 3:54:32 AM EDT
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WTF is up with people who drop their pants down to their ankles when they use a urinal? I've never, ever done that. Don't be hatin. I stand at least 3 foot from the urinal and drop them underwear and all to the floor. Place hands on hips and sing "Here comes the sun". Hey it's my thing. |
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