This just in!!!
Michael Moore, well known firearm expert, anti gun violence activist, and Hollywood director has been contacted and asked to head up the 'Democratic Underground Movement for Bullet and Explosives Removal' (D.U.M.B.E.R.). The goals of this organization are as follows:
1) To inform people how easily a .223 'sniper' rifle can be purchased, and how readily available the armor-piercing/tumbling/fragmenting/hollow point ammunition is at Wal-Marts nationwide.
2) To sell more books and tickets for 'Bowling for Columbine' (in theaters soon, and available on VHS and DVD 1-2 weeks after).
3) To encourage the immediate enactment of legislature limiting the purchase, possesion, use, and fondling of bullets, guns, ammunition, and various explosive materials.
4) To sell more books and tickets for 'Bowling for Columbine' (in theaters soon, and available on VHS and DVD 1-2 weeks after).
Moore will be joined on his West Coast crusade by such noted celebs as Alec Baldwin, Barbara Streisand, Sarah Brady, and Jane Fonda. Their first appearance is scheduled for Berkely, CA and will be televised by all of the national networks except for FOX which will be showing a re-run of 'The Dukes of Hazzard'.
More news as it becomes available (or as soon as we can make more shit up)...