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Posted: 4/24/2013 11:38:07 PM EDT
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http://kdfw.images.worldnow.com/images/22065700_BG1.jpg Shes naked, drunk, and trying to crawl through your doggy door. What do you do? Story Link Punt. |
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What do you do? Is that a serious question? You know what I would do...and what most here would do! |
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I search for the dupe. But yeah, would hit.
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Everyone knows that the only way through a doggy door is doggy style
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She only wanted to use the phone.
I would have let her use the phone. Duh. Wait........In this scenario, am I single....... or what........ hmmmmm |
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Set a 6 pack on the floor in front of her and ask how bad she wants it
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Punt. This. Our a chair if I didn't have shoes on. ETA: not guilty. |
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http://kdfw.images.worldnow.com/images/22065700_BG1.jpg Shes naked, drunk, and trying to crawl through your doggy door. What do you do? Story Link Let her and see what happens from there. I'm a young man that's single. I certainly wouldn't complain. |
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http://kdfw.images.worldnow.com/images/22065700_BG1.jpg Shes naked, drunk, and trying to crawl through your doggy door. What do you do? Story Link Block the door, call the cops........and it might be wise to be watching the windows just in case she's a decoy. ______________________________________________________________________________________________ ("Security alert, all decks. Female intruder, extremely dangerous. Security alert. All decks."--Spock, (w,stte), ST:TOS "That Which Survives") |
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http://kdfw.images.worldnow.com/images/22065700_BG1.jpg Shes naked, drunk, and trying to crawl through your doggy door. What do you do? Story Link Block the door, call the cops........and it might be wise to be watching the windows just in case she's a decoy. ______________________________________________________________________________________________ ("Security alert, all decks. Female intruder, extremely dangerous. Security alert. All decks."--Spock, (w,stte), ST:TOS "That Which Survives") Wrong answer! Spock? Really? Probably why he was still a virgin. |
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GD answer - Fuck 'er hurdurdur
Honest answer - Open the door for her, get her something to cover herself with, get her some water and saltines and see if I can get a family member's/roommate's phone number from her to let them know where to collect their stray. If I couldn't, then I'd contact the PD's non-emergency number and have them take care of it. The last thing I need is a crazy, blacked-out female accusing me of rape or stealing/throwing up on my shit or something. |
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All i know is that I had an intruder so I gave them a whallop with my cricket bat.
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Does she have ID? Have her sign the consent form and get the party started
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Wrong answer! Spock? Really? Probably why he was still a virgin. Anyone in the world who uses female decoys, from pick pockets to terrorists and human bombers to assassination strike teams would love this crowd! _________________________________________________________________________________ ([After the mark gets picked by Harry by watching Sandy in a short skirt on an ascending escalator], "Beautiful," Harry looking up, "but I wouldn't break my neck over it.", (w,stte), "Harry in Your Pocket") |
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Two to the chest, one to the head.
Good dose of protein shots if ya catch my drift |
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I'd offer her some coffee and try to get to the bottom of the situation. Unless she became hostile, I'd be friendly. Would want someone to do the same if I were in a similar state.
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Make a phone call.
"Zed? Maynard. Yeah, the spider just caught a couple of flies." Kharn |
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And the nation's economy recovers with credit due to the high demand for doggie doors.
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Quoted: It rubs the lotion on its skin... ... or it gets the hose. This |
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It rubs the lotion on its skin... ... or it gets the hose. I came here to post this. |
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Quoted: Quoted: It rubs the lotion on its skin... ... or it gets the hose. This Give her a breathalyzer.... |
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What do you do? Is that a serious question? You know what I would do...and what most here would do! Hit it and forget it |
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Call the cops.
Even if I were single she was too drunk to legally consent to sex so any sex could get you jailed for rape.
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Make a phone call. "Zed? Maynard. Yeah, the spider just caught a couple of flies." Kharn |
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GD answer - Fuck 'er hurdurdur Honest answer - Open the door for her, get her something to cover herself with, get her some water and saltines and see if I can get a family member's/roommate's phone number from her to let them know where to collect their stray. If I couldn't, then I'd contact the PD's non-emergency number and have them take care of it. The last thing I need is a crazy, blacked-out female accusing me of rape or stealing/throwing up on my shit or something. Get that logic out of here |
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Call the cops and toss her a towel or blanket to cover up with.
Taking advantage of extremely drunk disoriented women isn't my thing. |
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I would attempt to contact family/friends to pick her up first. If that failed, I'd call the cops, but not press charges.
Something similar happened to a friend of mine about 7 years ago. He just bought a house, and was walking home from the bar absolutely trashed. In his four block walk, he somehow went a block too far, walked into a house (that was unlocked) that looked like his, and passed out on the floor by the front door. Old guy came downstairs with a gun, but my friend was out cold. Cops took him for the night, and the old guy didn't press charges. If he had been charged, his tour with his band (which included 20 some countries) might have been halted due to entry issues. |
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If all the cops and press charges
A Vagina and tits is not a free pass to do what you want |
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