Alright GD, you just shot Sasquatch, now what do you do??

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Alright GD, you just shot Sasquatch, now what do you do?? (Page 1 of 2)

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:18:22 PM EDT

Hypothetically speaking, you are tooling around out in the hills, and out of nowhere it's a god damned Samsquatch! Of course,it charges you, and you drop the damned thing and now you have a dead Samsquatch on your hands. So what do you do? Do you call the closest news outlet? The Smithsonian, Fish and Game?

I have been running this through my mind, and the first thing is obviously recovery of the body is priority. I would call up my most trusted friends so that we could get the body out of the field. Next thing would be find a suitable storage area. I know a guy who owns an icehouse, so that would not be a problem. But what would you do from there? How would you cash in on it? Or, would you expect the Feds to come in, torch your house and shoot your dogs?

Thoughts?

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:19:17 PM EDT

[#1]

Post a motherfucking pic up in GD of course!!

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:21:38 PM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:22:18 PM EDT

[#3]

Find out what it tastes like

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:22:49 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:

Post a motherfucking pic up in GD of course!!

This. Along with gun, caliber, cartridge load, distance and how many shots it took to bring it down.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:22:56 PM EDT

[#5]

Tag it.

Call my attorney.

Call my taxidermist.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:23:06 PM EDT

[#6]

Get back my beef jerky.

Then call Pope and Young because I KNOW I'll hold the world record Squatch.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:23:19 PM EDT

[#7]

Pics, hair samples, GPS coords, run like hell before his family finds out. Call anthropologist.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:23:43 PM EDT

[#8]

Fire up the grill. Then take a dinner pic.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:23:55 PM EDT

[#9]

Taxidermist...duh.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:24:11 PM EDT

[#10]

Fuck it of course. You'll be the only human to be able to brag about that.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:24:26 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Find out what it tastes like

What if it is not a female?

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:24:26 PM EDT

[#12]

Bury him next to the other two.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:24:58 PM EDT

[#13]

First thing Id do? Be on the lookout for more. Samsquanches roll at least 5 deep at any given time.

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Posted: 4/24/2013 7:25:21 PM EDT

[#14]

Wake up, get irritated, go to the bathroom, take a piss, go back to bed a hope the the next dream I have is about me nailing Jessica Alba

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:25:23 PM EDT

[#15]

SSS

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:25:26 PM EDT

[#16]

Shoot it again to make sure it's dead and won't get up and rip your face off for pissing it off.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:25:51 PM EDT

[#17]

I E&E back towards civilization, before the next of kin Samsquanches get highly pissed and stomp me to a bloody pulp.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:26:00 PM EDT

[#18]

I would not confirm nor deny I shot or saw this beast with our current administration in office. I can already imagine all the charges that would be brought up against me.

That bastard is going in an ice box in the basement like a museum artifact until further notice.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:26:01 PM EDT

[#19]

Make damn sure his kin aren't watching me, ...waiting to exact revenge.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:26:15 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Fuck it of course. You'll be the only human to be able to brag about that.

Obama says otherwise.

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Posted: 4/24/2013 7:26:19 PM EDT

[#21]

Call Loren Coleman, then call Channel 7 news, then start charging for interviews, write a book, profit

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:26:52 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
First thing Id do? Be on the lookout for more. Samsquanches roll at least 5 deep at any given time.

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This. Folks have killed squatches before. They just aint lived to tell bout it.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:27:27 PM EDT

[#23]

Hide the body and call Jeff Meldrum.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:27:45 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Fuck it of course. You'll be the only human to be able to brag about that.

You'll only get one shot at wild-necro-'Squatch-sex.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:27:56 PM EDT

[#25]

Dig a hole and bury the guy and his suit---fast, there ain't no sasquatch

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:28:29 PM EDT

[#26]

dinner pic of course, but not my toes - the big toes

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:28:52 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Fuck it of course. You'll be the only human to be able to brag about that.

Obama says otherwise.

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Wookies ain't 'Squatches.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:29:20 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Fuck it of course. You'll be the only human to be able to brag about that.

Obama says otherwise.

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hehehe

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:29:21 PM EDT

[#29]

Where there's one, there may be more. Possibly looking for whoever killed their retarded cousin (nobody has been able to kill one yet, but somehow this goofus fucks up and gets whacked by little old me? Yeah, he's not the brightest bulb in the Sasquatch shed).

Ergo, I take the head, whereupon I become rich, famous, and get to see all the liberals cry because I murdered a snatchsquatch.

Or, I go to jail for crimes against nature. Or something.

One of the two.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:29:54 PM EDT

[#30]

Deep Pit BBQ!

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:30:12 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Fuck it of course. You'll be the only human to be able to brag about that.

Obama says otherwise.

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hehehe

nailed it

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:30:14 PM EDT

[#32]

Skin it right there, and run through the woods wearing its bloody pelt.....

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:30:47 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Dig a hole and bury the guy and his suit---fast, there ain't no sasquatch

some really good replys. I was going to say piss on him to show dominance.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:31:37 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Fuck it of course. You'll be the only human to be able to brag about that.

And people'd be, like, "There he goes; homeboy fucked a Sasquatch once."

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:31:48 PM EDT

[#35]

Pray that they are in season.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:31:55 PM EDT

[#36]

Make sure it's not of these things first..

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:32:37 PM EDT

[#37]

mount her then call Chuck Testa

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:32:39 PM EDT

[#38]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOU FUCKING SHOT ME?! WHAT THE HELL, MAN!?! I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL!

GET THE FIRST AID KIT MAN, DON'T JUST FUCKING STAND THERE WHILE I'M BLEEDING! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING ON YOUR PHO - ARE YOU FUCKING POSTING THIS ON GD?!?!

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:32:52 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Fuck it of course. You'll be the only human to be able to brag about that.

You'll only get one shot at wild-necro-'Squatch-sex.

Yeah, let us know how that works out for you when the next of kin Samsquanches interrupt your little "necro romance party" and then decide to give you all the nice, tender Samsquanch lovin' you've always craved.

And yeah, just so you know, they ARE going in dry.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:33:39 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Find out what it tastes like

I was thinking make a shit load of jerky.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:33:45 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Post a motherfucking pic up in GD of course!!

Rest assured ya'll... If I ever shoot bigfoot, ya'll will be the FIRST to know....

Well.... right after I show my friend Steve!

- Clint

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:34:06 PM EDT

[#42]

Call up Coast to Coast

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:35:05 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Find out what it tastes like

What if it is not a female?

there are some here to whom it would not matter.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:35:18 PM EDT

[#44]

Keep it going, this shit is great

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:35:46 PM EDT

[#45]

Cut out the back straps and make supper.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:36:14 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
Fuck it of course. You'll be the only human to be able to brag about that.

I was gonna say make Jerky, but I am gonna go with Fuck it.

Then make Jerky.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:36:58 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Find out what it tastes like

What if it is not a female?

Then I'm eatin a sas-dog

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:37:20 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
Make sure it's not of these things first..

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk96/TexEdition/FLOTUSverynice.jpg

Sure 'nuff it was you find out soon enuff.

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:38:00 PM EDT

[#49]

In this day in age...prepare my anus...every liberal group/media/scientist/etc. is going to be livid and the game commish of whatever area you are in is going to break it off in your ass good and deep...but I would def. take a few pics and post to GD lol

Posted: 4/24/2013 7:38:59 PM EDT

[#50]

Hey wait... is this another "furry" thread?

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