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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:04:11 PM EDT
[#1]
Hit her back !
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:04:12 PM EDT
[#2]
Depends. How desperate are you??
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:04:21 PM EDT
[#3]
Run away, run far, far away!
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:05:15 PM EDT
[#4]
How's the body? Ugly gurls with nice bods are ok, no fat chicks.(Ugly chicks can be VERY appreciative..)
2. How ugly? If you only have to see the top of her head, and her butt from the doggie position...Cowboy Up! |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:05:31 PM EDT
[#5]
Imagine her without that face. Then see how you feel.
-Gloftoe |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:06:05 PM EDT
[#6]
Well, how would she describe YOU?[8D][sex]
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:06:10 PM EDT
[#7]
Start drinking heavily and her looks will improve.
ARH |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:06:28 PM EDT
[#8]
It really depends on your level of desparation, but you could always use a rubber and not tell anyone.
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:07:00 PM EDT
[#9]
When the room is dark you can't see the ugliness. Not that I've had to deal with that situation[;)]
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:08:09 PM EDT
[#10]
Bang her from behind....
adn double wrap it [;D] |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:11:58 PM EDT
[#11]
Be nice to her. Her HOT friend will be along shortly. [8D]
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:15:13 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted: Run away, run far, far away! No. Hit it. [i]Then[/i] run. |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:20:49 PM EDT
[#13]
Fat or Ugly chicks are like scooters. [sex] They're fun to ride just don't let your friends find out. [stick]
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:21:08 PM EDT
[#14]
Just because she's ugly, that doesn't mean she has a terrific personality........
Use that chick phrase....."Thank you for thinking of me..." |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:21:29 PM EDT
[#15]
Be nice to the "ugly" girls. They'll tell the pretty ones if you're mean.
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:23:46 PM EDT
[#16]
Aw, g'wan. Give her a shag.
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:24:08 PM EDT
[#17]
Ugly girls need loving too.
Sometimes they need it more. |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:26:00 PM EDT
[#18]
At 10:00 she's a 2, at 2:00 she's a 10
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:31:04 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted: At 10:00 she's a 2, at 2:00 she's a 10 Ain't that the truth Brother. HAHAHAHA |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:32:30 PM EDT
[#20]
Ok, First she is ugly AND chunky.
I'm desperate, but not that bad. To top it off I'm at college, I can't run! she's got my room number! I was thinking the same thing as doggie THE BOARD MEMBER, but I don't want to get tangeled in anything. RIGHT prk. pffffffft [;)] |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:36:52 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted: At 10:00 she's a 2, at 2:00 she's a 10 Oh sing it Willie Nelson. But you'll be nawing your arm off when the clock strikes 10:00 again. |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:38:56 PM EDT
[#22]
Buy her chocolates and roses.
Read to her from the love sonnets of Pablo Neruda. |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:39:02 PM EDT
[#23]
Here's an idea .You will win either way .
Ask her if she has a hot female friend who would be interested in a 3 way ! She'll either pull it off for you OR she'll run away like you got the plague ! Or just infer that you have to see your Doc about something ... should scare her off . |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:41:19 PM EDT
[#24]
I was always told that a guy only needs two things in life
1. A light switch 2. lots of Alcohol |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:50:10 PM EDT
[#25]
"Its not the face you F#$% but the F#$% you
face! |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:51:49 PM EDT
[#26]
Ugly folks have feelings too.Do you feel she just wants to "shag" and forget it or could you be her freind and pal around regardless of what all the rest say and sneer because you are with someone who is less than perfect in the eyes of others....If I had to do it again some chicks I was embarrassed to be around in High School I would have loved to date for there thoughts instead of the foxy bimbo routine...when the lights go out who cares............
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:52:00 PM EDT
[#27]
She probably didn't get those round lips from eating square meals!
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Posted: 10/2/2002 6:54:46 PM EDT
[#28]
can't you just be friends? [rolleyes]
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Posted: 10/2/2002 7:03:34 PM EDT
[#29]
When the lights go down everyone is beautiful and nobody is lonely.
-Sam Malone Cheers- |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 7:05:06 PM EDT
[#30]
To be young and back in college, you lucky bastards. Why is youth wasted on the young????
I'll let you in on a little advice. Treat all women as if there were special. The pay off is no matter how the look, they will have feed back to there peers. One slip up and you will use mister hand puppet it for a long time. Second rule, if you sleep with her, go long, deep, and knock the bottom out to it!!!!!!! Again, she has peers, and if she is not satisfied, or speaks low of you, Mister hand puppet will be your only sex friend for a very, very, long time. But if treated right, your sexual resume will be gold, and carry you long ways after college. No women wants to have their time wasted, but will line up if you’re the giver of the magic "O". P.S. There is no such thing as an ugly college chick. Once they get older and have a few kids, them maybe. But right now, she is still young, firm, and will be the start to a long list of women that you will remember, and smile about when you get to be my age. |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 7:06:22 PM EDT
[#31]
If you fuck her, she will start liking you and you will have trouble getting rid of her. Even if you have the "it's just a fuck" conversation beforehand. Beware, unless you like her.
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Posted: 10/2/2002 7:09:05 PM EDT
[#32]
Rustygun nailed it.
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Posted: 10/2/2002 7:16:04 PM EDT
[#33]
No, some of you are right. I came off a little shallow there.God knows, I'm not the best looking guy around.
Of course looks are not the only thing I care about. I hate that bimbo shit, I would much rather be with an average girl with some brains than a hot girl with none. She walked right into my room and would not back off, that's a little too aggressive for me. I've seen her before, she is a real party animal, and she sleeps AROUND.Not my type. What I meant when I asked what to do is how I can get her to back off without hurting her feelings. Hiwathl: I don't give a DAMN what other people think of me or my friends. I've noticed that the people who are not popular are almost always the friendliest people around. |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 7:16:23 PM EDT
[#34]
You lucky SOB!! At my stage of life, I wish an ugly girl would hit on me!! Talk about a dry spell. Sheesh.
Women are the greatest, worst, nicest, meanest, etc ad nauseum creatures on the planet. Love them all!! |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 7:18:35 PM EDT
[#35]
Go watch the movie "Shallow Hal" theres a leason in there somewhere[;)]
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Posted: 10/2/2002 7:21:47 PM EDT
[#36]
Beauty is only a light switch away
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Posted: 10/2/2002 7:22:37 PM EDT
[#37]
As long as you make it home before the sun comes up, you're fine.
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Posted: 10/2/2002 7:23:25 PM EDT
[#38]
And ...
They all look like sisters from the bottom! |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 7:31:27 PM EDT
[#39]
A woman I dated some years ago was flat chested, and rather unattractive. She could have been a little better in bed but was always willing. She never asked for money. Was with her for over a year and still speak with her now and then. One of the best women I have ever dated. I am as guilty of looking for attractive women as most guys but the ugly ones are sometimes the better catch. Think it over before you run her off and then at least consider HER feelings a little.
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Posted: 10/2/2002 7:40:01 PM EDT
[#40]
Ok I'll say it
fat chicks give great head, if she sleep around she wouldnt mind giving you a sample of her great talent. plus they swallow, less clean up. |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 7:40:16 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted: can't you just be friends? [rolleyes] Only ONE guy with the correct answer. If you don't wanna have sex with her, YOU BECOME FRIENDS. 1. It is divine retribution for every female who has done the same to you. 2. She will have hot friends that you can use your new friendship the help you nail them. 3. She can buy YOU, her new freind, things you want. You need as many female "friends" as you can get. |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 7:42:04 PM EDT
[#42]
Put a american flag over her face and do her for old glory!
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Posted: 10/2/2002 7:45:16 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted: Ok I'll say it fat chicks give great head, if she sleep around she wouldnt mind giving you a sample of her great talent. plus they swallow, less clean up. Do you know why fat chicks give great head? Because they have to. |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 7:47:18 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted: Put a american flag over her face and do her for old glory! ROTFLMAO! The most creative yet! |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 7:47:27 PM EDT
[#45]
My best friend is 300lbs and 5'9", he has a great personality and is funny as hell, the women that gravitate to him is unreal, he gets more @ss than a toilet seat. Anyway, he always makes a point to flirt and make special time for even ugly girls....He says it's his civic duty to give even the ugly ones a reason to live. [:D]
SorryOciffer |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 7:49:25 PM EDT
[#46]
originally posted by: jrj397
[red]She walked right into my room and would not back off, that's a little too aggressive for me.[/red] I've seen her before, she is a real party animal, and she sleeps AROUND.Not my type. What I meant when I asked what to do is how I can get her to back off without hurting her feelings. try the honest approach; "look, i don't want to {attach verb} you, but as friends, we could do some real damage around here {attach James Bond theme}..." |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 7:57:50 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted: No, some of you are right. I came off a little shallow there.God knows, I'm not the best looking guy around. Of course looks are not the only thing I care about. I hate that bimbo shit, I would much rather be with an average girl with some brains than a hot girl with none. She walked right into my room and would not back off, that's a little too aggressive for me. I've seen her before, she is a real party animal, and she sleeps AROUND.Not my type. What I meant when I asked what to do is how I can get her to back off without hurting her feelings. Hiwathl: I don't give a DAMN what other people think of me or my friends. I've noticed that the people who are not popular are almost always the friendliest people around. Just don't encourage her in anyway....yup the chilly shoulder...she'll move on....again and again maybe.As for the last Hiwa: yup been there and still am 2 decades after the class of 82' graduated with out me.Glad I did it my way seen alot of folks hit bottom so many times being out of the spotlight has kept me whole inside and out...Fuck the I'm so Special twits..they only have looks or a shallow reputation to live on............... |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 8:07:27 PM EDT
[#48]
Don't do it unless you need practice!
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Posted: 10/2/2002 8:12:22 PM EDT
[#49]
I have a much better problem: I flirt with to many women and quite a few of them have shown alotta interest (probably because I spend so much time working out and women love men in uniform but anyway). unfortunately all of a sudden they all want to move to the next level of "commitment". see commitment isn't a problem for me but now if I commit to one I might as well commit suicide while I'm at it because the other 5 will probably kill me anyway.
even bigger problem is if I piss of 5 or 6 and take one, those other 5 or 6 will go tell all there friends he's a jerk blah blah blah, and if I break up with the one I will never get laid for the next 5 months. |
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Posted: 10/2/2002 8:12:30 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted: If you fuck her, she will start liking you and you will have trouble getting rid of her. Even if you have the "it's just a fuck" conversation beforehand. Beware, unless you like her. And if you do something and have to get rid of her, do it gently or she might tell the cops stories about guns or something. You don't want your dorm room burned down by the ATF do you? |
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