[url]http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20021001/wl_nm/turkey_uranium_dc_1[/url]

[tfh]
can you say CIA?
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So they found 33 lbs of uranium, but it wasn't really uranium, but a mixture of zinc, manganese, iron and zirconium and it wasn't really 33 lbs but only 5 ounces. And they didn't actually find it, but rather lost it somewhere, I suppose.

Shit like that happens if you rely on Radio Erivan as a news source. Here's another Radio Erivan joke (they've been quite popular amongst the population in Warsaw Pact countries):

Dear Radio Erivan,
ees true, Comrade Pasholnoff of Moscow has won Lada car in state lottery?
Anxious in Avionics

Dear Anxious,
da, ees truu in principle! Except was it not the Comrade Pasholnoff but Comrade Smirnoff, and ees he not of Moscow, but of Kiev, and  was not Lada car, but beautiful bicycle, and he didn't win it, not really, was stolen from him while was parked in elevator.

"I can't believe it's not Uranium"

That's right! The NEW low radiation Uranium substitute is here![:)]

You know this sounds like one of those silly cover up stories run on that show "The Agency"!
You know when something is going on behind the scenes but publically is denied, or a different story is fabricated.

This sounds like stories put out to calm the people of the world, funny thing how people have short memories!

This subject concerning the Uranium should be called Name That Conspiracy Theory!

sounds more like some cia hired goons or foreign media plants putting out a story to drum up support for the coming Iraq invasion

All I have to say is... DECOYS

... LOL! If your career ever takes a dive [b]Kar98[/b], you need to look into comedy!