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Posted: 10/1/2002 8:27:34 AM EDT
She turned 16. All her friends were there. So were her sister's friends. Her sister just turned 18.

Let's see....

One looked like Anna Kournikova with a Latin twist.

One looked liked she had just stepped off the pages of Maxim.

The others weren't too damn bad, either...

I'm 34, married with two kids, balding, falling apart, and about 40 lbs overweight.

All I have to say is..... [>Q]

Oh, yeah. Have you noticed how slutty girls dress these days? I don't know whether to [:P] or [puke].
Link Posted: 10/1/2002 8:35:24 AM EDT
[#1]
Yep! The older I get...The younger I want![bounce]
Link Posted: 10/1/2002 8:38:55 AM EDT
[#2]
Hmmmmm....South of the Mason Dixon line and looking at his younger cousin......I am not even gonna go there......
Link Posted: 10/1/2002 8:39:38 AM EDT
[#3]
Excuses....I work fulltime...go to school full time.  School is great! Tank tops and lowcut shorts on all these texas beauties.

I am 33, beatup and abused by the government but i am getting my toes sucked by a 22 year old hottie that is in one of my classes.

Younger(legal age) chicks dig older guys.
Link Posted: 10/1/2002 8:53:20 AM EDT
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Hmmmmm....South of the Mason Dixon line and looking at his younger cousin......I am not even gonna go there......
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Sonny, the Mason Dixon Line's effect stops just north of Palm Beach, and I said her FRIENDS, not HER.

Which isn't to say that they BOTH aren't lookers (especially the 18-year-old...wow!). I look after them like a dad, though (not a daddy, a DAD!).

So PPTTTTHHHHHHH........ [;)]

I am 33, beatup and abused by the government but i am getting my toes sucked by a 22 year old hottie that is in one of my classes.
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Yuck Foo, sir, and the horse (or woman) you rode in on! [;D]

Link Posted: 10/1/2002 10:47:19 AM EDT
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I am 33, beatup and abused by the government but i am getting my toes sucked by a 22 year old hottie that is in one of my classes.
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Yuck Foo, sir, and the horse (or woman) you rode in on! [;D]

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Envy is good every now and then.......[bounce]
Link Posted: 10/1/2002 10:57:23 AM EDT
[#6]
Zaphod,

PICTURES, MAN!  PICTURES!!!!
Link Posted: 10/1/2002 11:42:22 AM EDT
[#7]
Yeah I know the feeling everytime I go with my daughter to her swim team practices
Link Posted: 10/1/2002 11:45:33 AM EDT
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Zaphod,

PICTURES, MAN!  PICTURES!!!!
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Sorry, none available that I know of...
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