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Posted: 3/20/2013 6:43:24 PM EDT
A lot of you know what this is, but there are always a couple that have never seen it.

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:55:05 PM EDT
[#1]
Meh, i aint reading all that jibba jabber.

...figures, class of '03
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:56:44 PM EDT
[#2]
TLDR
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:57:33 PM EDT
[#3]
I'm not reading it either but I'm guessing better nate than lever?
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:00:41 PM EDT
[#4]
I still think anybody that posts that shit should be electrocuted, stabbed, burned, waterboarded, shot in the knee caps then dropped off in the Mojavo with no water.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:01:05 PM EDT
[#5]
Where is the "ain't nobody got time for that" gif?
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:02:28 PM EDT
[#6]
tl;dr and now I need a nap too...no I don't want to cuddle.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:04:39 PM EDT
[#7]
Ban him
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:05:58 PM EDT
[#8]
Still not longer than the one we have in washington for the next 3.5 years...
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:07:06 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Still not longer than the one we have in washington for the next 3.5 years...


Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:07:06 PM EDT
[#10]
I was going to go with Obama's 8 years as Pretender in Chief.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:07:50 PM EDT
[#11]
I love using this.

Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:09:32 PM EDT
[#12]



Actually I did read it....   all...  the first time I saw it.    I was kind of pissed at the ending.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:09:45 PM EDT
[#13]

Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:15:42 PM EDT
[#14]
The "Better Nate than lever" joke has been posted 100 times.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:17:56 PM EDT
[#15]
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:18:51 PM EDT
[#16]
I finally read the damn thing.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:19:40 PM EDT
[#17]
Started in 08 and still going, to bad it's not funny.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:20:43 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
I finally read the damn thing.


Cliff Notes?
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:21:42 PM EDT
[#19]

Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:21:42 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I finally read the damn thing.


Cliff Notes?


Better Nate than lever.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:23:23 PM EDT
[#21]



Quoted:



Quoted:

I finally read the damn thing.




Cliff Notes?


Better Nate Than Lever

 
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:23:53 PM EDT
[#22]
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:23:57 PM EDT
[#23]
when i read "longest joke in the world", for a second i though you were talking about my life
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:27:17 PM EDT
[#24]
... and they say, "The Aristocrats!"
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:27:59 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I finally read the damn thing.


Cliff Notes?


I'm going to place a bet for all my internets on "Shaggy Dog" or some modernized version thereof.
I will go read it and tell you how correct I am.

LOL JK
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:28:25 PM EDT
[#26]
It wouldn't be sop bad if not for the damn formating
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:28:42 PM EDT
[#27]
Will someone read that out loud and burn it to CD for me?  I will pay 87 cents
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:30:52 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Will someone read that out loud and burn it to CD for me?  I will pay 87 cents


Just read the joke noobie.  
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:30:59 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Meh, i aint reading all that jibba jabber.

...figures, class of '03


Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:32:26 PM EDT
[#30]
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:33:28 PM EDT
[#31]
It only looks that long because of the website's cancerous format.
It's almost as bad as DU's.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:33:32 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Will someone read that out loud and burn it to CD for me?  I will pay 87 cents


Just read the joke noobie.  


NO! That narrow format hurts my head.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:33:47 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Where is the "ain't nobody got time for that" gif?


Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:35:09 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
The "Better Nate than lever" joke has been posted 100 times.


And quoted 1000 times.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:35:11 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Where is the "ain't nobody got time for that" gif?



I got brochitis
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:44:39 PM EDT
[#36]
TS:DR
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:49:59 PM EDT
[#37]
Never seen it... didn't read it.

Sounds like I'd be mad if I did.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:50:54 PM EDT
[#38]
I was so mad when I first read that story.  
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:52:31 PM EDT
[#39]
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:54:52 PM EDT
[#40]
Y'all seen the one about Ghandi?
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:57:06 PM EDT
[#41]
Patience, jackass, patience....
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:58:16 PM EDT
[#42]
I love that joke
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 8:06:40 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
It wouldn't be sop bad if not for the damn formating


True, actually an interesting story.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 9:01:15 PM EDT
[#44]
That took me an hour. I likeded it
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 9:38:09 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Quoted:
It wouldn't be sop bad if not for the damn formating


True, actually an interesting story.


It explains the formatting even further down the page I liked it.
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