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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:23:09 PM EDT
http://www.islam-watch.org/authors/132-alamgir-hussain/1090-fatwa-permitting-jihad-sodomy-for-the-victory-of-islam-the-question-homosexuality-in-islam.html
"Recently an al-Qaeda cleric's fatwa appeared in a video, which said: if a Jihadi is needed to be sodomized to widen his anus for inserting bombs into his rectum for jihad operations, it is permitted to do so in Islam. Because "Jihad is the pinnacle of Islam" and anything goes for its sake." R.O.P. 
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:26:00 PM EDT
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Praise the Lord and pass the ammun ............ assholes.
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:27:02 PM EDT
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Thursdays are so much brighter now.
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:28:38 PM EDT
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Shoe bomber - take shoes off at security checkpoint,
Box cutters - no sharp objects, even nail clippers, Chemical bomb - no liquids Underwear bomber - full body scans. Rectal bomb....well, shit, they've won. |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:29:19 PM EDT
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So...you didn't just come here for the jihad, did you?
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:29:25 PM EDT
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I could definitely see Pope Francis issuing a decree like that.
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:30:27 PM EDT
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So...you didn't just come here for the jihad, did you? 
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:32:10 PM EDT
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...and the sounds of celebration echoed across the land.
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:34:26 PM EDT
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Well if I was ever planning on becoming a jihadist... this just killed it.
Worst recruiting move ever! |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:34:37 PM EDT
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Shoe bomber - take shoes off at security checkpoint, Box cutters - no sharp objects, even nail clippers, Chemical bomb - no liquids Underwear bomber - full body scans. Rectal bomb....well, shit, they've won. yup |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:37:02 PM EDT
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Well jihad means struggle... I imagine sodomy would make one struggle!
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:38:32 PM EDT
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Quoted:
http://www.islam-watch.org/authors/132-alamgir-hussain/1090-fatwa-permitting-jihad-sodomy-for-the-victory-of-islam-the-question-homosexuality-in-islam.html "Recently an al-Qaeda cleric's fatwa appeared in a video, which said: if a Jihadi is needed to be sodomized to widen his anus for inserting bombs into his rectum for jihad operations, it is permitted to do so in Islam. Because "Jihad is the pinnacle of Islam" and anything goes in for its sake." R.O.P. |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:38:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:39:35 PM EDT
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Well jihad means struggle... I imagine sodomy would make one struggle! Your avatar looks like a jihadist. FYI |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:40:47 PM EDT
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Shoe bomber - take shoes off at security checkpoint, Box cutters - no sharp objects, even nail clippers, Chemical bomb - no liquids Underwear bomber - full body scans. Rectal bomb....well, shit, they've won. That's a bingo |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:41:32 PM EDT
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Quoted:
http://www.islam-watch.org/authors/132-alamgir-hussain/1090-fatwa-permitting-jihad-sodomy-for-the-victory-of-islam-the-question-homosexuality-in-islam.html "Recently an al-Qaeda cleric's fatwa appeared in a video, which said: if a Jihadi is needed to be sodomized to widen his anus for inserting bombs into his rectum for jihad operations, it is permitted to do so in Islam. Because "Jihad is the pinnacle of Islam" and anything goes for its sake." R.O.P. 
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:41:40 PM EDT
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It would be a shitty situation should the bomb turn out to be a dud.
shouldnt be too hard to see a ROPer walking around looking like constipation is setting in. |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:42:56 PM EDT
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jihad is becoming a pain in the ass
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:51:16 PM EDT
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Shoe bomber - take shoes off at security checkpoint, Box cutters - no sharp objects, even nail clippers, Chemical bomb - no liquids Underwear bomber - full body scans. Rectal bomb....well, shit, they've won. Pretty much my way of thinking. |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:51:28 PM EDT
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You get 87 Allaz snackbars if anus enlarged prior to blasting to bits...
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:53:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:57:51 PM EDT
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Old news. We talked about that on here last year.
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Posted: 3/19/2013 12:59:13 PM EDT
[#22]
Rectum, hell it killed him..
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:01:27 PM EDT
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Thursdays are so much brighter now. They can put it on the timecard. 'Thursday - donated 8 hours to "Buggery for Bombs".' |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:17:50 PM EDT
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Well jihad means struggle... I imagine sodomy would make one struggle! Your avatar looks like a jihadist. FYI Good eye. He's a Turk. |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:26:32 PM EDT
[#25]
OhLawd.jpg
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:29:13 PM EDT
[#26]
Most dudes in the Middle East take it up the butt, jihad or no jihad.
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:34:06 PM EDT
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jihad is becoming a pain in the ass 
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:35:09 PM EDT
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Anus Stretcher By posting this am I letting the terrorists win? 
like those sheep fuckers need an excuse to take it in the ass. |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:40:08 PM EDT
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I could definitely see Pope Francis issuing a decree like that. Lol |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:41:03 PM EDT
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WTF???
IBTL ANUS STRECHER??? |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:42:26 PM EDT
[#31]
"Come for the jihad, stay for the butseks."
"Come for the jihad... then the next guy, and the guy after that." |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:42:27 PM EDT
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Well jihad means struggle... I imagine sodomy would make one struggle! 
TRG |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:42:45 PM EDT
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If that's what they need to tell themselves
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:44:44 PM EDT
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It's like the floodgates have been finally opened and all the goats are relieved! Praise Allah!
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:45:04 PM EDT
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Most dudes in the Middle East take it up the butt, jihad or no jihad. Adolescent boys w no access to girls. As they say :"women r 4 babies, men r 4 pleasure." |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:48:13 PM EDT
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Praise the Lord and pass the ammun ............ assholes lube. |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:48:21 PM EDT
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So...you didn't just come here for the jihad, did you? lol |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:49:44 PM EDT
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cornholing jihad is nothing new; they're more than willing to compromise their values & principles on anything, as long as it suits the 'calling'.
Read "Because They Hate: A Survivor of Islamic Terror Warns America" by Bridgette Gabriel. Some spooky stuff right there. |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:50:33 PM EDT
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WTF??? IBTL ANUS STRECHER??? Anus Strecher was head of the SD in Weisenachten from June 1942 to March 1944. |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:52:18 PM EDT
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jihad is becoming a pain in the ass That's a bit of a stretch if you ask me. |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:55:38 PM EDT
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The Religion of P.......
Fuck it, I got nothing. |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:55:53 PM EDT
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Que the *I'm here for the Gang Bang Jihad".jpeg
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:58:11 PM EDT
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...and the sounds of celebration echoed across the land. ...while the goats breathed an audible sigh of relief. |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 1:59:56 PM EDT
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So...you didn't just come here for the jihad, did you? They came for the jihad, they stayed for the butt sex. |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 2:03:11 PM EDT
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Welcome to last year.
FYI, Jihadis have been stretching butt-holes in the name of Allah for centuries. |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 2:05:31 PM EDT
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Does this mean that TRG is going to now convert to Islam?
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Posted: 3/19/2013 2:06:14 PM EDT
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It's like the floodgates have been finally opened and all the goats are relieved! Praise Allah! The fuck did you just say? TRG |
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Posted: 3/19/2013 2:07:16 PM EDT
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WTF??? IBTL ANUS STRECHER??? out of for sure....
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Posted: 3/19/2013 2:07:57 PM EDT
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IAD?
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Posted: 3/19/2013 2:08:23 PM EDT
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Well jihad means struggle... I imagine sodomy would make one struggle! http://www.ar15.com/media/images/xAvatar/52825.JPG
TRG I don't know the story behind that avatar, but every time I see it, I think it's a clip from Star Trek TOS...
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