So I ran into the former stripper ex-girlfriend at a funeral this past weekend.

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Posted: 3/18/2013 4:13:40 AM EDT

Been about 13 years since I last saw her. The mutual friend who introduced us passed away. She worked at a dentist office when we met.

No pics. Awkward moment.

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:14:53 AM EDT

[#1]

Sorry about your friend.

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:16:56 AM EDT

[#2]

Was she wearing sweat pants

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:17:09 AM EDT

[#3]

Interesting porn plot but I'd bate to it.

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:17:14 AM EDT

[#4]

No pics of her melons?

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:17:46 AM EDT

[#5]

and??/?

Is ur black eye from Ms Bama healin up ? At least the Guys at the Shop won't Raz ya

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:17:51 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Was she wearing sweat pants

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:18:03 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Interesting porn plot but I'd bate to it.

Sorry about your friend Bama.

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:18:04 AM EDT

[#8]

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Sorry about your friend.

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:19:59 AM EDT

[#9]

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Sorry about your friend.

Miss her. She was a great person. Died way to young.

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:20:11 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Was she wearing sweat pants

No.

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:20:48 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Interesting porn plot but I'd bate to it.

You never know where these things lead a person.

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:20:52 AM EDT

[#12]

First, sorry to hear about your friend.

Second, this:

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Was she wearing sweat pants

Third, pics of her from a few years ago will suffice.

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:21:18 AM EDT

[#13]

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Sorry about your friend.

Miss her. She was a great person. Died way to young.

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:21:23 AM EDT

[#14]

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No pics of her melons?

She was b-cup back in the day.

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:22:35 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

and??/?

Is ur black eye from Ms Bama healin up ? At least the Guys at the Shop won't Raz ya

Mrs Bama was not feeling well and did not attend.

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:23:03 AM EDT

[#16]

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No pics of her melons?

She was b-cup back in the day.

Did she upgrade?

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:24:54 AM EDT

[#17]

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:25:51 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

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No pics of her melons?

She was b-cup back in the day.

Did she upgrade?

No.

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:26:35 AM EDT

[#19]

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No pics of her melons?

She was b-cup back in the day.

Did she upgrade?

No.

I'd pass. Although the smaller melons tend to be the juiciest and sweetest.

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:29:05 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

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Interesting porn plot but I'd bate to it.

You never know where these things lead a person.

Sorry about your friend. I should have added that to my first post.

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:31:16 AM EDT

[#21]

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Sorry about your friend.

Miss her. She was a great person. Died way to young.

Didn't smoke, no drugs, healthy life style. boom brain tumor and dies.

One of those five finger friends. At the end you look down, count your true friends on one hand and have fingers left that were not counted.

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:32:47 AM EDT

[#22]

Joking aside, sorry for your loss. Good friends are truly one of life's greatest gifts. Losing one is a tremendous loss.

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:32:52 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Interesting porn plot but I'd bate to it.

You never know where these things lead a person.

Sorry about your friend. I should have added that to my first post.

No problem,

A stripper, me and a funeral. Could have been an epic story.

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:52:14 AM EDT

[#24]

sorry about your friend.

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:52:52 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Sorry about your friend.

Miss her. She was a great person. Died way to young.

Didn't smoke, no drugs, healthy life style. boom brain tumor and dies.

One of those five finger friends. At the end you look down, count your true friends on one hand and have fingers left that were not counted.

sorry for your loss

Posted: 3/18/2013 4:55:03 AM EDT

[#26]

I was hoping this story would end with,'...after the funeral, we started talking and one thing lead to another..."

Posted: 3/18/2013 5:01:49 AM EDT

[#27]

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Was she wearing sweat pants

Now that is funny...for those that get it.

Posted: 3/18/2013 5:17:52 AM EDT

[#28]

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Was she wearing sweat pants

Now that is funny...for those that get it.

That was too funny to not be understood by all.

link

Posted: 3/18/2013 5:19:24 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

and??/?

Is ur black eye from Ms Bama healin up ? At least the Guys at the Shop won't Raz ya

Mrs Bama was not feeling well and did not attend.

Sorry bout your friend.

Even more awkward moment avoided?

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Posted: 3/18/2013 5:23:23 AM EDT

[#30]

Sorry for your loss.

Was the ex stripper friend from Florida by chance?

Posted: 3/18/2013 5:26:03 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Interesting porn plot but I'd bate to it.

Posted: 3/18/2013 5:26:37 AM EDT

[#32]

Did she tell you she wouldn't comply?

Posted: 3/18/2013 5:31:45 AM EDT

[#33]

Sorry about your friend.

Posted: 3/18/2013 5:33:04 AM EDT

[#34]

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Been about 13 years since I last saw her. The mutual friend who introduced us passed away. She worked at a dentist office when we met.

No pics. Awkward moment.

Doing what?

My condolences for your friend.

Posted: 3/18/2013 5:35:08 AM EDT

[#35]

well, ok then. Don't date strippers.

Posted: 3/18/2013 5:39:37 AM EDT

[#36]

Sorry for your loss. Losing long-time friends sucks.

On a completely unrelated note, I'm adding "Stripper Pole" to items I want at my funeral.

Posted: 3/18/2013 5:41:21 AM EDT

[#37]

Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.

- Chazz Reinhold

Posted: 3/18/2013 5:45:16 AM EDT

[#38]

Sorry man. I had a friend die that I went to college with, kept in touch over the years. He was the same age as me (45 at the time) died of sepsis from some uncommon bug he caught working the oil rigs (he was a petroleum engineer). Really shocked me since he was the same age as me. relatively young death always bothers me.

Posted: 3/18/2013 5:47:15 AM EDT

[#39]

Sorry for your loss. I have lost to many friends, and some are harder than losing a family member. Just remember the good times and that person will live forever in your heart.

Posted: 3/18/2013 5:47:23 AM EDT

[#40]

First wife was a stripper. Glad it didn't last.

Posted: 3/18/2013 5:48:41 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

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Sorry about your friend.

Miss her. She was a great person. Died way to young.

Didn't smoke, no drugs, healthy life style. boom brain tumor and dies.

One of those five finger friends. At the end you look down, count your true friends on one hand and have fingers left that were not counted.

Sorry about your friend. I've noticed the frequency with which my friends are leaving has increased. Really not liking it.

Posted: 3/18/2013 5:51:01 AM EDT

[#42]

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snip

dude.

Bama, sorry for your loss.

Posted: 3/18/2013 5:53:24 AM EDT

[#43]

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Been about 13 years since I last saw her. The mutual friend who introduced us passed away. She worked at a dentist office when we met.

No pics. Awkward moment.

Wow, what an interesting story. Full of info, humor, insights and such.

Posted: 3/18/2013 5:57:05 AM EDT

[#44]

I dated an ex stripper. It's something every man should do once. Key word in that sentence being ONCE.

Posted: 3/18/2013 5:59:11 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
I was hoping this story would end with,'...after the funeral, we started talking and one thing lead to another..."

Another time and place.....yeah I don't think so.

Posted: 3/18/2013 6:00:54 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:

and??/?

Is ur black eye from Ms Bama healin up ? At least the Guys at the Shop won't Raz ya

Mrs Bama was not feeling well and did not attend.

Sorry bout your friend.

Even more awkward moment avoided?

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Possibly.

She posted under a pic of the Mrs on my facebook "This is the one you left me for". delete, unfriend.

Lesson learned, even after a decade do not accept the friend invite from former stripper exgirlfriend.

Posted: 3/18/2013 6:01:05 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
Sorry for your loss.

Was the ex stripper friend from Florida by chance?

No.

Posted: 3/18/2013 6:01:57 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:

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Been about 13 years since I last saw her. The mutual friend who introduced us passed away. She worked at a dentist office when we met.

No pics. Awkward moment.

Doing what?

My condolences for your friend.

I don't know/remember.

Posted: 3/18/2013 6:02:06 AM EDT

[#49]

That's rough, sorry about your bud

Posted: 3/18/2013 6:03:26 AM EDT

[#50]

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Sorry for your loss. Losing long-time friends sucks.

On a completely unrelated note, I'm adding "Stripper Pole" to items I want at my funeral.

Yeah, I want someone to come dressed as the Grim Reaper, just stand there, don't say anything.

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