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Posted: 3/17/2013 3:00:06 PM EDT

I remember her and her brother on tv after the dukes of hazard and the hulk. I was around 10 then and had a huge crush on that woman. Just watched an ad with her pimping some diet plan thing. It's been 30 years and I still would smash that harder then the iron fists of a thousand angry gods. Any other mid age guys remember her? I'm too ruhtarded to post a pic/ link of her while mobile.

She had to have had work done huh?

Posted: 3/17/2013 3:01:04 PM EDT

[#1]

Like throwing a pickle down a dusty dusty halway.

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Posted: 3/17/2013 3:01:10 PM EDT

[#2]

Work done and she has the crazy. Tried to kill herself IIRC.

That being said, I would Hulk Smash. Just cause.

Posted: 3/17/2013 3:04:06 PM EDT

[#3]

She looks good to me.

Posted: 3/17/2013 3:10:17 PM EDT

[#4]

Crazy or not... Hulk smash FTW.

Posted: 3/17/2013 3:11:42 PM EDT

[#5]

When she was 19

Now, ok for her age I guess. Better than most women her age by far but that aint saying much.

Smash away on her or in GD's case, your keyboard and your own sexiness.

Posted: 3/17/2013 3:14:03 PM EDT

[#6]

Yeah, I watched growing up as well, would definitely smash.

Posted: 3/17/2013 3:15:09 PM EDT

[#7]

I thought it was her son who killed himself.

I've never heard of any scandals over the years involving her.

Posted: 3/17/2013 3:15:32 PM EDT

[#8]

She met me in Montana once.

Posted: 3/17/2013 3:18:23 PM EDT

[#9]

I'd still hit it

Posted: 3/17/2013 3:19:46 PM EDT

[#10]

Grew up watching her, and she is Not Guilty!

Posted: 3/17/2013 3:20:54 PM EDT

[#11]

Yep. Watched "Donnie and Marie" as a kid. Their stage was covered in ice.

And "Tony Orlando and Dawn" and "Sonny and Cher" too.

Every year Bobby Vinton did a Christmas special. David Soul (from Starsky & Hutch, another one of my favorite shows) did a variety show every year too.

Posted: 3/17/2013 3:23:50 PM EDT

[#12]

Uh Huh

Posted: 3/17/2013 3:25:49 PM EDT

[#13]

She was my first crush.

Posted: 3/17/2013 3:25:55 PM EDT

[#14]

Every time I visit a nursing home I get told I look like Donny Osmond, lol.

Posted: 3/17/2013 3:26:00 PM EDT

[#15]

still hot
Dont blame
Yes on the work

Posted: 3/17/2013 3:27:07 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
She was my first crush.

You were gripping too tight which is a common mistake. But a belated congratulations anyway

Posted: 3/17/2013 3:28:52 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
She met me in Montana once.

Posted: 3/17/2013 3:34:04 PM EDT

[#18]

Posted: 3/17/2013 3:42:23 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Every time I visit a nursing home I get told I look like Donny Osmond, lol.

What? Can't find womenz your own age? Or just like easy pickins?

I remember when I was a teenager two old nuns telling me how cute I was and how I reminded them of a young Wayne Newton. The looks they were giving me was creeping me out though. Like they were ready to break the habit, if you know what I mean,

Now I look more like fat Elvis

Posted: 3/17/2013 3:47:35 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Every time I visit a nursing home I get told I look like Donny Osmond, lol.

What? Can't find womenz your own age? Or just like easy pickins?

I remember when I was a teenager two old nuns telling me how cute I was and how I reminded them of a young Wayne Newton. The looks they were giving me was creeping me out though. Like they were ready to break the habit, if you know what I mean,

Now I look more like fat Elvis

No offense but looking like a young Wayne Newton is pretty damn creepy by itself.

Posted: 3/17/2013 3:48:22 PM EDT

[#21]

She's a little bit country....

Posted: 3/17/2013 3:49:18 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

I remember her and her brother on tv after the dukes of hazard and the hulk. I was around 10 then and had a huge crush on that woman. Just watched an ad with her pimping some diet plan thing. It's been 30 years and I still would smash that harder then the iron fists of a thousand angry gods. Any other mid age guys remember her? I'm too ruhtarded to post a pic/ link of her while mobile.

She had to have had work done huh?

Yep same here.

Posted: 3/17/2013 3:51:09 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
She's a little bit country....

And I'm a little bit rock n' roll.

Posted: 3/17/2013 3:52:16 PM EDT

[#24]

I was about 10' away from her last week at the NASCAR race in Vegas. She sang the National Anthem. She was pretty made up, but actually she looked pretty good!

Posted: 3/17/2013 4:36:45 PM EDT

[#25]

Would do her hard & sloppy.

The Johnny Gan way.

Posted: 3/17/2013 4:41:09 PM EDT

[#26]

Another horn-dog with impure thoughts about Marie Osmond checking in.

Oh HELL yeah!

Posted: 3/17/2013 4:41:18 PM EDT

[#27]

Yep would smash

Posted: 3/17/2013 4:50:22 PM EDT

[#28]

I would, but only if Laurie Partridge was too busy at the time. I don't think Susan Dey aged as well though.

Posted: 3/17/2013 5:20:12 PM EDT

[#29]

Hehehe...a few years ago my wife and I went to a movie and Marie Osmond came in and asked us to move over several seats so she and her kids could all sit together. Just another middle aged mom.

Posted: 3/17/2013 5:27:22 PM EDT

[#30]

Always had a crush on her. She's still good looking.

Posted: 3/17/2013 5:33:37 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Always had a crush on her. She's still good looking.

Ayup. Beautiful woman.

Posted: 3/17/2013 5:41:10 PM EDT

[#32]

She cleans up well, but comes across like a psycho to me.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1225651/I-handed-baby-nanny-walked-family.html

Posted: 3/17/2013 5:50:47 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Uh Huh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q4ZtbY52og

28:00 are my first two crushes

Posted: 3/17/2013 5:52:41 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Crazy or not... Hulk smash FTW.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_296w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2011/05/04/Style/Images/AP101209126925.jpg?uuid=kejYtnaEEeC4lRVmkZro8Q

Like a retard on a screen door or a drum set in a hurricane

Posted: 3/17/2013 5:52:45 PM EDT

[#35]

Not guilty.

Posted: 3/17/2013 5:53:26 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Every time I visit a nursing home I get told I look like Donny Osmond, lol.

Do you wear a leisure suit and platforms?

Posted: 3/17/2013 5:55:17 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Hehehe...a few years ago my wife and I went to a movie and Marie Osmond came in and asked us to move over several seats so she and her kids could all sit together. Just another middle aged mom.

Did you blade?

She looks pretty damned good on TV, does she look that good in real life?

Posted: 3/17/2013 5:58:23 PM EDT

[#38]

Would Rock and Roll her

Posted: 3/17/2013 7:23:06 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Hehehe...a few years ago my wife and I went to a movie and Marie Osmond came in and asked us to move over several seats so she and her kids could all sit together. Just another middle aged mom.

Did you blade?

She looks pretty damned good on TV, does she look that good in real life?

She looked to me alot like a host of other middle aged moms that I regularly see in this area. A relatively pretty woman with a bunch of kids. Lots of them around here. Almost all the women on my street fit that demographic and almost all of them could give Marie a run for her money in the looks department.

Posted: 3/17/2013 7:32:31 PM EDT

[#40]

Uh, no. Saw her at the grocery store (Smith's) in Orem about five years ago and she is one scary looking woman in person. And that was before she divorced her last husband and started construction on her Joan Rivers face.

Edited the rude part out, even though it's true.

Posted: 3/17/2013 7:32:38 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Every time I visit a nursing home I get told I look like Donny Osmond, lol.

The ladies are just trying to get you to pick a room by them.

Posted: 3/17/2013 7:33:31 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

Always had a crush on her. She's still good looking.

yep and absolutely

Posted: 3/17/2013 7:34:49 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

I thought it was her son who killed himself.

I've never heard of any scandals over the years involving her.

That's because you don't live in Utah.

No sordid Lindsay Lohan-style sex scandals, but she has had what could be called a "colorful" life -- especially when compared to the average Utah Mormon.

She has a heavy-duty case of Teh Crazy.

Posted: 3/17/2013 7:38:20 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I thought it was her son who killed himself.

I've never heard of any scandals over the years involving her.

That's because you don't live in Utah.

No sordid Lindsay Lohan-style sex scandals, but she has had what could be called a "colorful" life -- especially when compared to the average Utah Mormon.

She has a heavy-duty case of Teh Crazy.

That's a pretty fair statement.