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Posted: 9/21/2002 8:13:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2002 8:23:43 PM EDT
[#1]
Where do they sell brains?  Sounds like I might have to go get one of those things.
Link Posted: 9/21/2002 8:24:57 PM EDT
[#2]
that is total BS!!!

I watch all the survivors TV shows and it's a fact if you have any knowledge of survival you will be the first one voted off the island!

first you need a brain.
then I would have on hand:
a good knife.

everything else is nice.
but I would like to have some
matches and toilet paper
shovel.
pump shotgun
200 rounds of #6
50 rounds of buck.

the sad part is if your in a plane crash all you can legaly carry is the TP.


Link Posted: 9/21/2002 8:27:13 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 9/21/2002 8:31:10 PM EDT
[#4]
The best survival tool to have is the good sense that God gave you to adapt and overcome anything that comes your way-also known as a brain.
Link Posted: 9/21/2002 8:31:28 PM EDT
[#5]
A ceramic knife. HE HE HE
Link Posted: 9/21/2002 10:32:50 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
That's fire!  You can't take fire on the plane!
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LOL!!! Memories... Thanks [b]DF[/b]

Okay, after reading that I've identified who I am:
The Dictator: "You're all wrong—we've got to do it this way,"
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[:D]

And as far as handling the rest of them:
The Naysayer: "We're not going to make it,"
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Shoot him.

The Nut Case: This person is either paralyzed with fear or raving mad, and can be a liability.
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Shoot him.

The Overachiever: "There's no sense staying put. We've got a map, let's use it,"
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Shoot him.

Better yet, line all three of them up and shoot them all with one bullet (save ammo).


Any questions? [i](says the dictator as he steps over the bodies)[/i] [;D]
Link Posted: 9/22/2002 10:47:42 AM EDT
[#7]
A satelite phone with 911 on autodial
Link Posted: 9/22/2002 10:50:19 AM EDT
[#8]
Genie in a bottle.  Preferably Christina Aguilera.[:P][:P][:P]

Even though Britney's hotter.[:P][:P][:P][:P]  Rated four tongues out of a possible four.
Link Posted: 9/22/2002 11:46:29 AM EDT
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