Washington (AP) - The National Academy of Sciences has proposed allocating funds to study cloned topics on ar15.com.  "We feel there are potential benefits to genetic science that could be discovered from a study of topic cloning," said NAS spokesperson Dr. Billy Bob Dingleberry.  "Of course, we must first convince the ar15.com moderators to give up their archaic religious attitudes on topic cloning," Dingleberry went on to state.

ar15.com moderators were not available for comment, as they were attending a secret ceremony in which the entrails of a goat were burned using IMR 4198 and a MAPP gas torch.

EDIT - it's amazing what adding "SEX" to the topic title will do for a languishing thread. [:D]