What's the worst name you've heard parents name their kid?

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Posted: 2/20/2013 8:53:17 AM EDT

Co-worker just had a baby and they named it Merica. Says they'll call her Erica. Give me some other weird ones.

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Posted: 2/20/2013 8:55:26 AM EDT

[#1]

I knew a guy one time that named his son Dartanian. He is real big into that renaissance crap.

Let the playground beatings commence.

IT's been my experience that if the woman names the kid it's gonna be something weird. Like a common name but spelled funky.

All they are doing is setting that kid up for a lifetime of people getting their names wrong.

Posted: 2/20/2013 8:56:09 AM EDT

[#2]

in before the jello's

Posted: 2/20/2013 8:57:15 AM EDT

[#3]

My wife subbed in a school with a black boy named Royalty.

Posted: 2/20/2013 8:58:00 AM EDT

[#4]

Posted: 2/20/2013 8:58:37 AM EDT

[#5]

Barack Hussein

FBHO

Posted: 2/20/2013 8:59:05 AM EDT

[#6]

Macy, which isn't in itself a bad name

But, coupled with her last name, and the propensity of Chinese people to say the last name first, you end up wih a kid whose name sounds like the translation of "sheep crap."

Another one: yuppie couple with a dog they've had for years, and a newborn daughter.
Dog's name: Oliver
Daughter's name: Olivia

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Posted: 2/20/2013 8:59:09 AM EDT

[#7]

Orangejello and Lemonjello, swear to god. My neighbor's plumber's sister is a teacher and had those kids in her class.

Posted: 2/20/2013 8:59:25 AM EDT

[#8]

My dad wanted to name me wolfgang, ultimately my mother won in the end and i was dubbed Ryan.

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:01:16 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Orangejello and Lemonjello, swear to god. My neighbor's plumber's sister is a teacher and had those kids in her class.

And here we go

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:02:13 AM EDT

[#10]

Anything with an " ' " in the first name.

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:02:18 AM EDT

[#11]

Orange Peel

Then maybe Willow Trees

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:02:35 AM EDT

[#12]

La-La pronounced Ladashla.

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:03:07 AM EDT

[#13]

Grew up with a friend named Ray Scar. Kid had a bad time in school.

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:03:58 AM EDT

[#14]

Odd Name Jones.

For real! My next door neighbor's plumber's sister had that kid in her class!

For real!

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:04:36 AM EDT

[#15]

I remember in the news once......baby name: Adolph Hitler

Aloha, Mark

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:05:15 AM EDT

[#16]

Tyranny

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:05:37 AM EDT

[#17]

My friend had a sister who they named Dorkus.
Supposedly from the Bible and I am sure she had a wonderful time in school catching shit.
Some parents are just cruel......

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:05:39 AM EDT

[#18]

A guy who worked for me had a daughter named Miserette, he was a really strange dude.

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Posted: 2/20/2013 9:05:41 AM EDT

[#19]

Aiden, Brayden, Kayden, Jayden, Jada, etc..... horrible names especially for males.

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:05:57 AM EDT

[#20]

My brother and his girlfriend named my nephew "Bain" or maybe it was Bayne.

Not sure on the spelling, but nothing like giving a kid a name with a negative connotation.

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:06:20 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Barack Hussein

FBHO

This.............................FBHO

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:06:31 AM EDT

[#22]

My son has a classmate who's name is Mister Jones.

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Posted: 2/20/2013 9:07:03 AM EDT

[#23]

I have heard of a kid named "hashtag" "#"
stupid twitter

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:08:01 AM EDT

[#24]

Even common first names in conjunction with wierd last names make me cringe
Harry Hienie
Richard "Dick" Rump
Jackie Moff (AKA Jack-Him Off)

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:08:06 AM EDT

[#25]

Lovatryce.

For second place I nominate the Benzingers, who named their first child, a girl, Mercedes.

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:09:03 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Orangejello and Lemonjello, swear to god. My neighbor's plumber's sister is a teacher and had those kids in her class.

And here we go

Also la-a and shithead.

They lived next door to a Chinese restaurant that was busted for serving dog.

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:09:10 AM EDT

[#27]

Umm...Moon Unit..Dweezel..

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:09:41 AM EDT

[#28]

Ronin

Coltrain

My wife and I were at a state park many years ago...and overheard two very pretentious ladies calling to their boys

"Ronin, Coltrain, it's time to leave".

Yeah.

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:09:57 AM EDT

[#29]

Around the mid-90's my sister-in-law had a female elementary school student with a first name that the young girl, when asked, pronounced as "Shi-thayed".

On the attendance roster, it was spelled "Shithead".

Some people just need a beating.

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:10:07 AM EDT

[#30]

I heard a guy named his boy Sue...

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:10:13 AM EDT

[#31]

My wife has been a teacher in Detroit for the past 15 years. You have no idea how many ridiculous names I've heard........

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:10:27 AM EDT

[#32]

Crapfonsio.

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Posted: 2/20/2013 9:11:15 AM EDT

[#33]

Blue Ivy Carter

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:11:57 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
I knew a guy one time that named his son Dartanian. He is real big into that renaissance crap.

Let the playground beatings commence.

IT's been my experience that if the woman names the kid it's gonna be something weird. Like a common name but spelled funky.

All they are doing is setting that kid up for a lifetime of people getting their names wrong.

Eh, at least that kid will just call himself "Dart". Even might be an envied nickname among the boys. Unless he's really slow.

Some of the poor little ill-named brats out there need to smack the hell out of their parents when they hit their teens.

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:13:04 AM EDT

[#35]

Couldn't tell you. I do remember a kid in grade school whose last name was Mycock.

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:13:04 AM EDT

[#36]

Always thought Dick Trickle was a pretty bad name.

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:13:13 AM EDT

[#37]

My wife sub teaches and came home one time and said she had a little girl whose name was......Fagina.

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:14:03 AM EDT

[#38]

Butherly as in Brotherly

They just called him Butter

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:14:06 AM EDT

[#39]

I went to middle school with:

Scott Scott

Pete Sepala

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:14:37 AM EDT

[#40]

I once encountered a young gentleman named, "Lincoln". His middle name was "Continental"

I'm not shitting you either....

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:14:41 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
I went to middle school with:

Scott Scott

Pete Sepala

In my HS there was a kid named Michael Michael

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:14:52 AM EDT

[#42]

I used to know a guy named Mike Hunt. Say it fast and you get....

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:15:04 AM EDT

[#43]

E Pluribus.

The judge made some good comedy with him.

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:15:11 AM EDT

[#44]

Lucifer

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:15:40 AM EDT

[#45]

Lyric.

Dunno if they call him liar or leer for short.

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:15:54 AM EDT

[#46]

Troyeesha.

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:16:05 AM EDT

[#47]

My wife and I are planning on kids next year.

Chauncy and Marge were my first two picks. She said they were stupid names.

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:16:39 AM EDT

[#48]

Dorcus was a lady from Gainsville Honda that I used to order parts from back in the 90's .....I always felt bad for her

That , and the countless fucking retarded names that the ghetto slags seem to concoct for their litters of slagettes .

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:16:48 AM EDT

[#49]

Just watch college football. You'll see all kinds of messed up names.

Posted: 2/20/2013 9:18:19 AM EDT

[#50]

Latrina.

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