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Posted: 2/16/2013 10:22:43 AM EDT
This is a unique fixer upper opportunity
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:24:07 AM EDT
[#1]
Are you Alice, menstruating right now?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:24:28 AM EDT
[#2]
Print is dead.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:41:57 AM EDT
[#3]
Someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a
top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.
Snapped this driving into work one morning at PCH and Topanga Canyon. Gotta like the NY plate... "ECTO-1".



 
 
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:49:59 AM EDT
[#4]
Every fucking time this movie comes on. Yes im watching too.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:53:11 AM EDT
[#5]
each one of us is only wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on our backs...
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:53:51 AM EDT
[#6]
GET HER!
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:54:29 AM EDT
[#7]
Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:55:43 AM EDT
[#8]
I looked at the trap Ray!
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 10:59:02 AM EDT
[#9]
Ok who brought the dog?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 11:01:30 AM EDT
[#10]
Some moron brought a cougar to a party and it went berserk.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 11:18:57 AM EDT
[#11]
"Gozer the Traveller. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms.
During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as
a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation
of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants they chose a new form
for him... that of a Giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew
what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar
that day I can tell you."

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 11:26:27 AM EDT
[#12]
I collect spores, molds and fungus
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 11:50:05 AM EDT
[#13]
"So, she's a dog."





"She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client
and because she sleeps above her covers... *four feet* above her covers.
She barks, she drools, she claws!
"



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Link Posted: 2/16/2013 11:58:34 AM EDT
[#14]
Back off man, I'm a scientist.


Link Posted: 2/16/2013 12:00:23 PM EDT
[#15]
Must be some cockroach.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 12:10:18 PM EDT
[#16]
"That's a big Twinkie."
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 12:13:18 PM EDT
[#17]

I thought you said crossing the streams was BAD!

And the flowers are STILL STANDING!

Great movie.

4073
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 12:14:14 PM EDT
[#18]
Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of college! You don't know what it's like out there! I've *worked* in the private sector. They expect *results*


my favorite movie.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 12:22:49 PM EDT
[#19]
yes, it's true, this man has no dick
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 12:33:27 PM EDT
[#20]
GET HER!
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 5:08:47 PM EDT
[#21]
What an asshole
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