German liquor company pours its product over hot models' bare breasts before bottling

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Posted: 2/16/2013 9:42:48 AM EDT

Don't care if this is a dupe. This needs to be inseminated disseminated as much as possible.

For those who thought only titties and beer were a good mix:

"You haven’t truly lived until you have tasted premium liquor that was first dribbled down the bare chest of an international Playboy model.

Since not everyone is lucky enough to do this on a nightly basis, German liquor company G-Spirits has created limited-edition bottles of whiskey, vodka and rum that all go through one very special step before bottling: Each drop of liquor is poured down the bare breasts of a naked model before it’s packaged for your imbibing pleasure. Seriously.

From the G-Spirit website, which was clearly written up in English via Google Translate (Ed. note: This website is probably not suitable for work, unless you happen to be an employee of The Daily Caller):

“…for us there is nothing more than the erotism [sic] of a beautiful woman. To create the perfect taste we let every single drop of our spirits run over the breasts of a special type of woman, a type we recognize in this liquor. This sensuality awakens the true character of our brands and gives them an identity, a soul, a spirit, a G-Spirit.”

We have some basic hygiene concerns, as well as some questions about how efficiently the alcohol is retrieved from chest region and then placed into a bottle — but hey, we’re not scientists or the police. The spirits range from $150 to $180 per bottle, but the company is unfortunately not able to ship them to the United States." ...

Boob booze

Posted: 2/16/2013 9:45:28 AM EDT

[#1]

Somehow, I believe everything will turn out ok in this world.

Posted: 2/16/2013 9:46:00 AM EDT

[#2]

Only good for drinking in mom's basement.

Posted: 2/16/2013 9:49:02 AM EDT

[#3]

Lulz.

Posted: 2/16/2013 9:49:18 AM EDT

[#4]

FPNI. I mean, for that kind of money, I would like to catch it straight off the tit and then take a large toot of blow off her belly. But, its a start.

Posted: 2/16/2013 9:50:04 AM EDT

[#5]

Posted: 2/16/2013 9:52:03 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Somehow, I believe everything will turn out ok in this world.

Words of inspiration there!

Posted: 2/16/2013 9:53:06 AM EDT

[#7]

yeah it is a dupe.

and i still cant figure out how the Germans beat the Japanese to this market.

Posted: 2/16/2013 9:54:23 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

yeah it is a dupe.

and i still cant figure out how the Germans beat the Japanese to this market.

The Japanese filter theirs through used school girls panties.

Posted: 2/16/2013 9:56:51 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:
yeah it is a dupe.

and i still cant figure out how the Germans beat the Japanese to this market.

The Japanese filter theirs through used school girls panties.

Get both!

Posted: 2/16/2013 9:58:28 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
yeah it is a dupe.

and i still cant figure out how the Germans beat the Japanese to this market.

The Japanese filter theirs through used school girls panties.

Posted: 2/16/2013 10:00:48 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Don't care if this is a dupe. This needs to be inseminated disseminated as much as possible.

For those who thought only titties and beer were a good mix:

http://cdn01.dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Screen-shot-2012-10-01-at-11.05.10-AM-e1349103957283.png

..

Boob booze

Damn, that's all kind of awesome!! Sign me up for some.

Posted: 2/16/2013 10:01:55 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:

yeah it is a dupe.

and i still cant figure out how the Germans beat the Japanese to this market.

The Japanese filter theirs through used school girls panties.

Over the hills, through the bushes, and into your mouth.

Posted: 2/16/2013 10:03:14 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
yeah it is a dupe.

and i still cant figure out how the Germans beat the Japanese to this market.

The Japanese filter theirs through used school girls panties.

Wait....

Used school girls? or the used panties of schoolgirls?

Posted: 2/16/2013 10:04:35 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
yeah it is a dupe.

and i still cant figure out how the Germans beat the Japanese to this market.

The Japanese filter theirs through used school girls panties.

Over the hills, through the bushes, and into your mouth.

I am glad at least you didn't then go to grandmothers "house" after the hills and bushes.

(and by school girls I am assuming college girls of 18yrs or more)

Posted: 2/16/2013 10:05:06 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:

yeah it is a dupe.

and i still cant figure out how the Germans beat the Japanese to this market.

The Japanese filter theirs through used school girls panties.

Wait....

Used school girls? or the used panties of schoolgirls?

Just the panties.

The Japanese seem to have a hell of a school girl fetish.

Posted: 2/16/2013 10:07:41 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:

yeah it is a dupe.

and i still cant figure out how the Germans beat the Japanese to this market.

The Japanese filter theirs through used school girls panties.

Wait....

Used school girls? or the used panties of schoolgirls?

Posted: 2/16/2013 10:10:37 AM EDT

[#17]

Call me gay but I would not pay anymore for that than any other hooch.

Posted: 2/16/2013 10:11:19 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
yeah it is a dupe.

and i still cant figure out how the Germans beat the Japanese to this market.

The Japanese filter theirs through used school girls panties.

Wait....

Used school girls? or the used panties of schoolgirls?

Just the panties.

The Japanese seem to have a hell of a school girl fetish.

Oh, and you don't? What the hell is wrong with you?

Posted: 2/16/2013 10:13:40 AM EDT

[#19]

ancient dupe but whatever, still a good marketing plan

Posted: 2/16/2013 10:14:11 AM EDT

[#20]

Is the boob-o-filter a current super model who is in her prime or do they use a washed up model from the last century? I'm envisioning something along these lines...

Posted: 2/16/2013 10:16:09 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Is the boob-o-filter a current super model who is in her prime or do they use a washed up model from the last century? I'm envisioning something along these lines...

http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/T/Helen-Thomas-38119-1-402.jpg

You need a ban

Posted: 2/16/2013 10:18:38 AM EDT

[#22]

In before the cheap chinese knock off.

Posted: 2/16/2013 10:20:53 AM EDT

[#23]

But I thought breasts caused diarreha.

Posted: 2/16/2013 10:22:16 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Is the boob-o-filter a current super model who is in her prime or do they use a washed up model from the last century? I'm envisioning something along these lines...

http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/T/Helen-Thomas-38119-1-402.jpg

You need a ban

Yes, I'm a buzz kill...

Posted: 2/16/2013 10:22:44 AM EDT

[#25]

20 years from now, she'll be suing the bottler for giving her boob cancer....

Posted: 2/16/2013 10:34:02 AM EDT

[#26]

Am I alone in thinking that's just dumb? I love booze and I love titties but unless I'm pouring that booze on the playmates titties and licking them dry myself, I don't give a fuck

Posted: 2/16/2013 10:36:49 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
In before the cheap chinese knock off.

http://www.chinasnippets.com/images/smiling-woman.jpg

Bet she gives a great gummer.

Posted: 2/16/2013 10:40:40 AM EDT

[#28]

The video on their website is interesting.

Posted: 2/16/2013 10:42:58 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
In before the cheap chinese knock off.

http://www.chinasnippets.com/images/smiling-woman.jpg

Posted: 2/16/2013 10:45:18 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
But I thought breasts caused diarreha.

Titties that taste so good, you'll shit.

Posted: 2/16/2013 1:52:03 PM EDT

[#31]

Suppose someone managed to get a few bottles of it here in the U.S. what do you think the best source to get rid of them would be? Other than drinking it of course...