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Posted: 2/16/2013 6:41:58 AM EDT
COCKSUCKING Felching Sluts Asswipes!!!!   You stupid 8 chidrens  having, no insurance having, potato chip, big Red Cola, fat ass drinking, no teeth brushing, tuna boat twat smelling low life, low information, non-empirical voting, 2 president hyphenated last name having ( Laquita Jackson-Washington) sub human pieces of detritus.  

I want to punch you in your chlamydia filled twats and then punt your goddam 5 pound, hip hop ring tone Obama phone into low earth orbit.  Furthermore, please cease and desist from describing in detail how you are afraid of needles yet have 47 square yards of tattoos over your 16 year old size Oprah ass with built in counter top Situated precisely where Obama's son sits his gat, cell phone, Oldsmobile keys and 44 ounce KFC cup,filled with malt liquor( yes I can smell,it) when he  is impregnating you ( cant blame him for not wanting to look at your SHREK with a 4th degree sunburn looking face during that tender moment ) AND precisely where we are going to place your epidural.  

RANT OVER
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:42:44 AM EDT
[#1]
I like the fact that the title left me unprepared for the post...  
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:43:41 AM EDT
[#2]
8/10.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:44:50 AM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:45:53 AM EDT
[#4]
I had to look up the word detritus.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:46:02 AM EDT
[#5]
Here lit mi git that for you.                                    
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:46:48 AM EDT
[#6]


Wow that was a good rant!  10/10!

Still don't know what it was about, but I think   he_mad.gif

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:47:16 AM EDT
[#7]
So, OP,  having a good day?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:47:58 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I like the fact that the title left me unprepared for the post...  


+ well done!  


My first rant
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:48:05 AM EDT
[#9]
9/10.  You need pics or paint to achieve a 10 in my book.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:48:20 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
So, OP,  having a good day?


It's better now.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:49:00 AM EDT
[#11]


Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:49:04 AM EDT
[#12]
arfcom attention whoring 101

look how cool i am agreeing with all of you!

I am dissappoint.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:49:20 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
I had to look up the word detritus.


I didn't learn it until I was 30.  
I didn't learn what felching was until I was 33.  

I learned them both in the ER.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:49:40 AM EDT
[#14]
Is this the derp I was promised the other night?

I approve of this rant!
+1
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:50:24 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
arfcom attention whoring 101

look how cool i am agreeing with all of you!

I am dissappoint.


Noted.  

We will proceed as per usual.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:50:41 AM EDT
[#16]



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So, OP,  having a good day?




It's better now.


So was it a beautiful baby?

 
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:51:39 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:

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So, OP,  having a good day?


It's better now.

So was it a beautiful baby?  


All babies are beautiful.

The shine wears off quicker the older I get
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:52:26 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:

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So, OP,  having a good day?


It's better now.

So was it a beautiful baby?  


Yes.  Our future.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:52:31 AM EDT
[#19]
10/10
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:52:45 AM EDT
[#20]
10/10

What profession are you in?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:53:31 AM EDT
[#21]



Quoted:


I like the fact that the title left me unprepared for the post...  


indeed



A solid  9.5



 
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:54:09 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
10/10

What profession are you in?


I can't say.  Not today
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:54:24 AM EDT
[#23]
OP, I think you would have been pleased to hear the wild rant my wife unleashed for about 20 minutes the other day.  I swear she didn't even stop to breath.  

Hint:  Urban NICU, Fellow.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:54:59 AM EDT
[#24]



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So was it a beautiful baby?  




Yes.  Our future.






 
I hope my half white/ half asian kids marry half black/ half hispanic, that way my grandkids can have the Royal Flush of race card.







The future has a full deck.



Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:56:13 AM EDT
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OP, I think you would have been pleased to hear the wild rant my wife unleashed for about 20 minutes the other day.  I swear she didn't even stop to breath.  

Hint:  Urban NICU, Fellow.


Then she is a sister to me!!!!!!
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:56:52 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:

Quoted:
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So was it a beautiful baby?  


Yes.  Our future.


 
I hope my half white/ half asian kids marry half black/ half hispanic, that way my grandkids can have the Royal Flush of race card.


The future has a full deck.



I want to have panda children.  Black White AND Asian

I will name my daughter Latoya Brittney Chan
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:56:57 AM EDT
[#27]
Got turned down for sex again huh? Look, even 5 dollar hookers have their standards.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:58:29 AM EDT
[#28]



Quoted:

I want to have panda children.  Black White AND Asian



I will name my daughter Latoya Brittney Chan



An excellent plan.

 
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:58:30 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:

So was it a beautiful baby?  


Yes.  Our future.


 
I hope my half white/ half asian kids marry half black/ half hispanic, that way my grandkids can have the Royal Flush of race card.


The future has a full deck.



Protip:  Make sure your offspring are all gay women.  Have them adopt the other races, preferably gay versions.  I figure if you have at least 40 gay minority females who have adopted other gay minorities, you should have no problem keeping your head above water in 20 years.  Plus, think of all the hardened combat troops you will provide this great nation!
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:59:22 AM EDT
[#30]



Quoted:

Protip:  Make sure your offspring are all gay women.  Have them adopt the other races, preferably gay versions.  I figure if you have at least 40 gay minority females who have adopted other gay minorities, you should have no problem keeping your head above water in 20 years.  Plus, think of all the hardened combat troops you will provide this great nation!


True.

 



I assume straight men of any race will be banned from the armed forces in 20 years.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:59:58 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Protip:  Make sure your offspring are all gay women.  Have them adopt the other races, preferably gay versions.  I figure if you have at least 40 gay minority females who have adopted other gay minorities, you should have no problem keeping your head above water in 20 years.  Plus, think of all the hardened combat troops you will provide this great nation!

True.  

I assume straight men of any race will be banned from the armed forces in 20 years.


Yep.  Too aggressive.  They scare the natives.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:00:09 AM EDT
[#32]
Tell us how you really feel.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:01:16 AM EDT
[#33]
These should totally fix that
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:01:33 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Protip:  Make sure your offspring are all gay women.  Have them adopt the other races, preferably gay versions.  I figure if you have at least 40 gay minority females who have adopted other gay minorities, you should have no problem keeping your head above water in 20 years.  Plus, think of all the hardened combat troops you will provide this great nation!

True.  

I assume straight men of any race will be banned from the armed forces in 20 years.


DADT if you are straight.  

LBFMs will mean Lesbian Black Feminine Men
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:02:07 AM EDT
[#35]


Oh. You are bad.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:21:08 AM EDT
[#36]



Quoted:

DADT if you are straight.  



LBFMs will mean Lesbian Black Feminine Men


Its called equality, and its wonderful.

 
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:53:07 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:


Oh. You are bad.


You gotta be in the medical profession.
Let me guess, you were helping deliver a baby?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:57:34 AM EDT
[#38]



Quoted:



Quoted:

I had to look up the word detritus.




I didn't learn it until I was 30.  

I didn't learn what felching was until I was 33.  



I learned them both in the ER.
Usenet news groups Alt.tasteless taught me a lot.



Nice rant.  I could actually see your problem.





 
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:59:19 AM EDT
[#39]
i give it a



thread is EPIC status, slowly becoming legendary, needs more rant
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 8:05:06 AM EDT
[#40]
I rost on the obama phone part
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 8:05:31 AM EDT
[#41]
Uh, neighbor and weigh?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 8:21:20 AM EDT
[#42]
9/10...needed more "fuck"
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 8:25:25 AM EDT
[#43]
Is this one of those posts where you try to gain some notoriety by crafting a vulgarity and insult laden complaint about something in the hope of being remembered or used in someone's sig line?  That's weird.

Since you're talking about black people, what happened that set you off?  I want the story.  Sounds fun.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 8:48:17 AM EDT
[#44]
I just wanna axe you, how you durrin?
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