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Posted: 2/16/2013 6:41:58 AM EDT
COCKSUCKING Felching Sluts Asswipes!!!! You stupid 8 chidrens having, no insurance having, potato chip, big Red Cola, fat ass drinking, no teeth brushing, tuna boat twat smelling low life, low information, non-empirical voting, 2 president hyphenated last name having ( Laquita Jackson-Washington) sub human pieces of detritus.
I want to punch you in your chlamydia filled twats and then punt your goddam 5 pound, hip hop ring tone Obama phone into low earth orbit. Furthermore, please cease and desist from describing in detail how you are afraid of needles yet have 47 square yards of tattoos over your 16 year old size Oprah ass with built in counter top Situated precisely where Obama's son sits his gat, cell phone, Oldsmobile keys and 44 ounce KFC cup,filled with malt liquor( yes I can smell,it) when he is impregnating you ( cant blame him for not wanting to look at your SHREK with a 4th degree sunburn looking face during that tender moment ) AND precisely where we are going to place your epidural. RANT OVER |
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I like the fact that the title left me unprepared for the post... + well done! |
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Wow that was a good rant! 10/10! Still don't know what it was about, but I think he_mad.gif |
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I like the fact that the title left me unprepared for the post... + well done! My first rant |
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arfcom attention whoring 101
look how cool i am agreeing with all of you! I am dissappoint. |
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I had to look up the word detritus. I didn't learn it until I was 30. I didn't learn what felching was until I was 33. I learned them both in the ER. |
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Is this the derp I was promised the other night?
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arfcom attention whoring 101 look how cool i am agreeing with all of you! I am dissappoint. Noted. We will proceed as per usual. |
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Quoted: Quoted: So, OP, having a good day? It's better now. So was it a beautiful baby? |
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So, OP, having a good day? It's better now. So was it a beautiful baby? All babies are beautiful. The shine wears off quicker the older I get |
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So, OP, having a good day? It's better now. So was it a beautiful baby? Yes. Our future. |
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Quoted: I like the fact that the title left me unprepared for the post... indeed A solid 9.5 |
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10/10 What profession are you in? I can't say. Not today |
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OP, I think you would have been pleased to hear the wild rant my wife unleashed for about 20 minutes the other day. I swear she didn't even stop to breath.
Hint: Urban NICU, Fellow. |
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Quoted: Quoted: So was it a beautiful baby? Yes. Our future. I hope my half white/ half asian kids marry half black/ half hispanic, that way my grandkids can have the Royal Flush of race card. The future has a full deck. |
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OP, I think you would have been pleased to hear the wild rant my wife unleashed for about 20 minutes the other day. I swear she didn't even stop to breath. Hint: Urban NICU, Fellow. Then she is a sister to me!!!!!! |
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So was it a beautiful baby? Yes. Our future. I hope my half white/ half asian kids marry half black/ half hispanic, that way my grandkids can have the Royal Flush of race card. The future has a full deck. I want to have panda children. Black White AND Asian I will name my daughter Latoya Brittney Chan |
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Got turned down for sex again huh? Look, even 5 dollar hookers have their standards.
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Quoted: I want to have panda children. Black White AND Asian I will name my daughter Latoya Brittney Chan An excellent plan. |
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So was it a beautiful baby? Yes. Our future. I hope my half white/ half asian kids marry half black/ half hispanic, that way my grandkids can have the Royal Flush of race card. The future has a full deck. Protip: Make sure your offspring are all gay women. Have them adopt the other races, preferably gay versions. I figure if you have at least 40 gay minority females who have adopted other gay minorities, you should have no problem keeping your head above water in 20 years. Plus, think of all the hardened combat troops you will provide this great nation! |
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Quoted: Protip: Make sure your offspring are all gay women. Have them adopt the other races, preferably gay versions. I figure if you have at least 40 gay minority females who have adopted other gay minorities, you should have no problem keeping your head above water in 20 years. Plus, think of all the hardened combat troops you will provide this great nation! True. I assume straight men of any race will be banned from the armed forces in 20 years.
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Protip: Make sure your offspring are all gay women. Have them adopt the other races, preferably gay versions. I figure if you have at least 40 gay minority females who have adopted other gay minorities, you should have no problem keeping your head above water in 20 years. Plus, think of all the hardened combat troops you will provide this great nation! True. I assume straight men of any race will be banned from the armed forces in 20 years. Yep. Too aggressive. They scare the natives. |
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Protip: Make sure your offspring are all gay women. Have them adopt the other races, preferably gay versions. I figure if you have at least 40 gay minority females who have adopted other gay minorities, you should have no problem keeping your head above water in 20 years. Plus, think of all the hardened combat troops you will provide this great nation! True. I assume straight men of any race will be banned from the armed forces in 20 years. DADT if you are straight. LBFMs will mean Lesbian Black Feminine Men |
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These should totally fix that http://www.budgetcastingsupply.com/images/6905-6907-Sprue-Cutters.jpg Oh. You are bad. |
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Quoted: DADT if you are straight. LBFMs will mean Lesbian Black Feminine Men Its called equality, and its wonderful. |
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These should totally fix that http://www.budgetcastingsupply.com/images/6905-6907-Sprue-Cutters.jpg Oh. You are bad. You gotta be in the medical profession. Let me guess, you were helping deliver a baby? |
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Quoted: Usenet news groups Alt.tasteless taught me a lot.Quoted: I had to look up the word detritus. I didn't learn it until I was 30. I didn't learn what felching was until I was 33. I learned them both in the ER. Nice rant. I could actually see your problem. |
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Is this one of those posts where you try to gain some notoriety by crafting a vulgarity and insult laden complaint about something in the hope of being remembered or used in someone's sig line? That's weird.
Since you're talking about black people, what happened that set you off? I want the story. Sounds fun. |
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