Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a county road one
evening
when an old cow loomed in front of the car.  The driver tried to avoid
it but couldn't -- the cow was killed.
Hillary told the driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
owners
what happened.  About an hour later, the driver staggered back to
the car
with his clothes in disarray.  He was holding a bottle of expensive
wine
in
one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily,
smeared with lipstick.
"What happened?" asked Hillary.  "Well," the driver replied, "the
farmer
gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and their beautiful
daughter
kissed me.
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied: "I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the
old
cow."




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Dude, that joke is so old, I've first heard it back when Adolf was still a wee lad in the Hitler Youth ;)

Every morning, Bill Clinton would take a jog near his home in NY State. And
on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street
corner, day after day.

Apprehensive, he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most
certainly about to follow.

"Fifty dollars! " she would shout from the curb.

"No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.

This ritual between the ex-prez and the hooker continued for several days.

He'd run by.

She'd holler, "Fifty dollars"

He'd yell back, "Five dollars! "

One day, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his
jog.
As the jogging couple neared the now infamous street corner, Bill suddenly
realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer for all to hear (including
Hillary) and he would have to come up with a very good explanation for his
wife, the junior Senator.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past her, Bill became
overcome with anxiety on how to handle the situation. Sure enough there she
was...standing where she always did. Bill tried to evade the streetwalker's
eyes as she looked up at the jogging executives.

Then from the sidewalk, she yelled to Bill: "See what you get for five
bucks?"

Hillery IS A FUCKING JOKE !