I like to head down to the track after work on Fri.s before a race and see what trouble I can get in to.
this passed Fri there was a racing school having a class and it's always good for a laugh or two so I drive over to the grand stand and take a seat.
The first guy heads out and does ok,the look on his face tells me that he is Dale Earnhart 3rd in his mind but thats what the folks pay for.
Anyway the 2nd guy gets set up to go and the instructor walks over and talks to the guy for a sec.
The it's his turn,he hits the gas.........no clutch the instructor gestures to him and BAM! he dumps the clutch does a 360 and smacks the pit road wall!
After the instructor runs over I can hear him yell out "Don't piss in my race car!"
This may only be funny to people who have beed to one of these schools but I thought I would die!LOL!