Well, I'm switching religions (mildly NSFW)

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Well, I'm switching religions (mildly NSFW)

Posted: 1/22/2013 10:38:46 AM EDT

See entry #5 (Contains pics of NSFW religious phalluses)

This 16th century Buddhist monk teaches my kind of spirituality.

Kunley preached that sexual ecstasy and drunkenness were the best ways to transcend the illusion of the material world and become one with oneself.

"The best wine lies at the bottom of the pail/And Happiness lies below the navel."

He had a giant phallus totem called the "Flaming Thunderbolt" that he blessed people with in exchange for beer. He also used it as a weapon to defeat a demon!

He is said to do battle with all sorts of demons and evil spirits, most of them female. In one Bhutanese legend, he defeats a demoness by beating her in the face with his penis, and then gags her with it. After she is defeated, he transforms her into a good spirit "through divine sexual play."

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The best place to become one with your inner Flaming Thunderbolt is at Kunley's Chimi Lhakhang monastery, about a three-hour drive from the capital of Thimphu. There, Monks use a large wooden phallus, carved by Kunley himself, to hit devotees over the head and bless them with it's healing powers.

He also wrote poetry and songs. I think he may be the true father of country music:

Poem about happiness

I am happy that I am a free Yogi.

So I grow more and more into my inner happiness.

I can have sex with many women,

because I help them to go the path of enlightenment.

Outwardly I'm a fool

and inwardly I live with a clear spiritual system.

Outwardly, I enjoy wine, women and song.

And inwardly I work for the benefit of all beings.

Outwardly, I live for my pleasure

and inwardly I do everything in the right moment.

Outwardly I am a ragged beggar

and inwardly a blissful Buddha.

Posted: 1/22/2013 10:39:51 AM EDT

[#1]

F EH.

Posted: 1/22/2013 10:41:16 AM EDT

[#2]

Additional reading material:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drukpa_Kunley

http://www.squidoo.com/dharma18

Posted: 1/22/2013 10:45:19 AM EDT

[#3]

So you're into getting beaten by a large wooden dildo?

Whatever floats your boat...

Posted: 1/22/2013 10:46:45 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
So you're into getting beaten by a large wooden dildo?

Whatever floats your boat...

Well every religion has its little down sides that you have to overlook in favor of the positives, which in this case are drinking and screwing as a quest for enlightenment!

Posted: 1/22/2013 10:47:56 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
So you're into getting beaten by a large wooden dildo?

Whatever floats your boat...

Well, it is a large wooden dildo.

Posted: 1/22/2013 10:50:57 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

So you're into getting beaten by a large wooden dildo?

Sometimes I pay extra for that.

Posted: 1/22/2013 10:54:13 AM EDT

[#7]

"He is said to do battle with all sorts of demons and evil spirits, most
of them female. In one Bhutanese legend, he defeats a demoness by
beating her in the face with his penis, and then gags her with it. After
she is defeated, he transforms her into a good spirit "through divine
sexual play."
I think I saw that one. Sasha Grey was in it.

Posted: 1/22/2013 10:57:32 AM EDT

[#8]

a giant phallus totem called the "Flaming Thunderbolt"

Next Quentin Tarantino film, THIS MUST BE INCLUDED.

Posted: 1/22/2013 11:59:11 AM EDT

[#9]

WTF

Posted: 1/22/2013 12:01:29 PM EDT

[#10]

There are many sects of Buddhist monks who drink to excess, fuck, and/or smoke pot all day

They are not all just meditating in orange robes or setting themselves on fire...

...Buddhism has more flavors than Christianity

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