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Posted: 1/20/2013 5:31:17 PM EDT

Huh?

You gonna hump 'em?

You gonna hump 'em 1,000 times?

Posted: 1/20/2013 5:32:16 PM EDT

[#1]

Comes to collect what?

Posted: 1/20/2013 5:35:17 PM EDT

[#2]

Purple!

Posted: 1/20/2013 5:35:44 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Huh?

You gonna hump 'em?

You gonna hump 'em 1,000 times?

My newspaper subscription is set to auto-collect... Don't need to deal with any pimple-faced teen, or 400 pound WOW warrior earning his hot poet and Mountain Dew money.

Posted: 1/20/2013 5:37:03 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:

Comes to collect what?

$1,000

Posted: 1/20/2013 5:37:37 PM EDT

[#5]

Same thing I have done every other time. Hand the nice lady a cup full of semen.

You were talking about the sperm bank, right?

Posted: 1/20/2013 5:37:42 PM EDT

[#6]

Tell em the check is in the mail!

Posted: 1/20/2013 5:39:16 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:You were talking about the sperm bank, right?

Yes, the OP is a sperm bank, Deposits only please.

Posted: 1/20/2013 5:40:31 PM EDT

[#8]

I nicked the census man

Posted: 1/20/2013 5:41:26 PM EDT

[#9]

"hell of a thing kill a man; you take everything he has and everything he'll ever have"

Posted: 1/20/2013 5:41:35 PM EDT

[#10]

Obvious answer is obvious.....

I'll post the event on ARFCOM, include a poll asking what to do, and masturbate furiously until I get some half-assed answer and multiple demands for MS Paint.

Posted: 1/20/2013 5:42:34 PM EDT

[#11]

Pass go, collect $200 :)

Posted: 1/20/2013 5:42:49 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Huh?

You gonna hump 'em?

You gonna hump 'em 1,000 times?

My newspaper subscription is set to auto-collect... Don't need to deal with any pimple-faced teen, or 400 pound WOW warrior earning his hot poet and Mountain Dew money.

Posted: 1/20/2013 5:43:27 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
I nicked the census man
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r316/MACDD/imagesqtbnANd9GcTOmV6Ov8vL7iNrTYXsK-1.jpg

set the dogs on em..

and the chimps...

Posted: 1/20/2013 5:43:29 PM EDT

[#14]

ASS RAPE!

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Posted: 1/20/2013 5:44:56 PM EDT

[#15]

Posted: 1/20/2013 5:52:05 PM EDT

[#16]

D's

Nutz

Posted: 1/20/2013 5:55:04 PM EDT

[#17]

Posted: 1/20/2013 6:03:00 PM EDT

[#18]

I've already paid the boy scouts for the popcorn, who else is comming?

Posted: 1/20/2013 6:03:59 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Comes to collect what?

$1,000

Damn beet to it

Posted: 1/20/2013 7:02:33 PM EDT

[#20]

Hell, they even cut her teets.

Posted: 1/20/2013 7:03:45 PM EDT

[#21]

Yes sir, the check is in the mail!

Posted: 1/20/2013 7:05:48 PM EDT

[#22]

Trespassers will be raped, survivors will be raped again.

Surviving survivors will be fed pancakes and forced to watch the full first season of Gray's Anatomy on DVD, then raped again. If they survive that I will send them on their way with a trunk full of imitation crab meat. There's nothing wrong with it. I just have too much and need to make room in my freezer.

Posted: 1/20/2013 7:05:50 PM EDT

[#23]

I collect figurines from the Franklin Mint.

Posted: 1/20/2013 7:09:08 PM EDT

[#24]

piss on their leg and mount them to display dominance is the only correct answer

Posted: 1/20/2013 7:12:38 PM EDT

[#25]

Kid, we all have it coming.

Posted: 1/20/2013 7:25:40 PM EDT

[#26]

Molotov cocktails.

Posted: 1/20/2013 7:32:39 PM EDT

[#27]

I gave at the office!

Posted: 1/21/2013 5:31:16 AM EDT

[#28]

This thread is Lulz.
OP, you should have used a more popular line in the title.

It's UNFORGIVEN everybody.

Posted: 1/21/2013 5:32:57 AM EDT

[#29]

Offer to suck his or her dick.

I figure I have a 60% chance he or she will be freaked out and leave.

If that doesn't work, using teeth.

Posted: 1/21/2013 5:36:54 AM EDT

[#30]

i plan to answer the door naked with a tub of lube in one hand and covered in blood.

Posted: 1/21/2013 5:40:45 AM EDT

[#31]

Release the dogs... or the bees... or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you...

Posted: 1/21/2013 5:44:09 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
"hell of a thing kill a man; you take everything he has and everything he'll ever have"

Posted: 1/21/2013 6:00:14 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Same thing I have done every other time. Hand the nice lady a cup full of semen.

You were talking about the sperm bank, right?

they are called depositories

Posted: 1/21/2013 6:36:49 AM EDT

[#34]

None of you dumbasses saw The Unforgiven?

Posted: 1/21/2013 6:38:56 AM EDT

[#35]

"Daves' not home"

Posted: 1/21/2013 6:43:55 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
None of you dumbasses saw The Unforgiven?

Great film!

Posted: 1/21/2013 6:47:55 AM EDT

[#37]

He should have armed himself...

Posted: 1/21/2013 6:49:22 AM EDT

[#38]

"I don't think I'll let you arrest us today Beehan."

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Posted: 1/21/2013 6:55:03 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:You were talking about the sperm bank, right?

Yes, the OP is a sperm bank, Deposits only please.

Like the "lady of the evening" always says (without moving her tongue) upon entering the Sperm Bank, "I'd like to make a deposit"...

Posted: 1/21/2013 7:01:33 AM EDT

[#40]

Activate the claymores.

Posted: 1/21/2013 7:13:49 AM EDT

[#41]

...

Posted: 1/21/2013 7:15:19 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

None of you dumbasses saw The Unforgiven?

I'm your Huckleberry

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