I would like to see Hillary's Legs!!!
I would REALLY Like to See Hillary's Legs!!
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I would really like to see a picture of Hillary's legs with Chuck Shumer stuck between them. The headline accompanying the picture would read--
"NY Senator found suffocated"
The story would read--
"Senior Congressman from NY found dead between Junior Senator's Legs"
Charles Shumer, the senior Senator from New York was found dead in his Washington office Sunday. According to anonymous sources, the Senator had been having an affair with the Junior Senator from New York, Hillary Clinton. Initial coroners reports say that it was a combination of suffocation and a crushed skull due to heavy weights being placed on either side of the Senator's head that did him in. Initial reports that stated that Mr. Shumers's head was found wedged up Ms. Clinton's rectum proved false. Eyewitness accounts that claim that the responding police officers had to use a tow rope attached to the back of a squad car to pull the Senator out are being denied by both the DC Police and Senator Clinton's office.
Former President Clinton came out of executive session with a new intern to make this anouncement: "It deeply saddens me that this obvious Right Wing Conspiracy at the behest of the Gun Lobby is attacking two fine Senators because of their work for reasonable gun control measures. I don't doubt that my Wife, Senator Clinton was only in Senator Shumers office for a legitimate conference on further common sense gun legislation". "Now if you will excuse me, I have some staffing issues to attend to."