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Posted: 12/29/2012 4:41:32 AM EDT
WARNING! ALET! ACHTUNG! Put on your Eye Bleach goggles. The FUGLY is deadly with this one.
http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2012-12-28/story/woman-arrested-purse-full-christmas-eve-crab-meat-jacksonville-walmart I hear crab meat makes people do funny things. I wonder if it was imitation? 
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Posted: 12/29/2012 4:42:53 AM EDT
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"that wasnt her purse that smelled like crab meat"
whatever .. id still hit it.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 4:44:27 AM EDT
[#2]
tell the predator to put its mask back on
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Posted: 12/29/2012 4:45:05 AM EDT
[#3]
Guilty.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 4:45:36 AM EDT
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"that wasnt her purse that smelled like crab meat" whatever .. id still hit it. That beastie would bite you off like Sgt. York pulling the pin on a grenade! If I shot at her, I would miss. She's so damn ugly, my gun would not hit it!
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Posted: 12/29/2012 4:46:35 AM EDT
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Matriarch of the FSA. I've met many of her twin sisters
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Posted: 12/29/2012 4:50:42 AM EDT
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Is that the black dude from Predator? He obviously grew some dreadlocks, must have been tired of being bald.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 4:53:06 AM EDT
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If I shot at her, I would miss. She's so damn ugly, my gun would not hit it! [/div]
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Posted: 12/29/2012 4:54:49 AM EDT
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EBT card must have been maxed out from booze, smokes and getting her hair did.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 4:56:22 AM EDT
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Feral humans...
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Posted: 12/29/2012 4:56:36 AM EDT
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Gonna help a brother out with a j.o. on the H.O.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 4:58:30 AM EDT
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Would $120 worth of crab meat be about as large as a 10gal pail in size?
Of course she "didn't mean to take it".  Maybe she forgot it was there.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 4:58:44 AM EDT
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I manage a meat department and I can tell you that it was more than likely canned crab meat. A one pound can can go for near $20. Every month when I take inventory I am missing quite a few and it rarely goes out of date due to a long shelf life so it is pretty much always due to theft. One guy was hitting stores within a 50 mile radius and stealing it along with other items by having his girlfriend fill up baskets and he would walk out with them late at night. I could always tell when he hit us because the first four cans of each kind would be gone from the case along with the three pound packs of bacon and st.louis ribs. Our night cahsiers are only worried about what they are going to do after work and can't seem to notice a 400 pound man walk out with a basket of groceries.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 4:59:12 AM EDT
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The Lem Turner Rd. WalMart.........shocking. Those familiar with Jax could have guessed the location without reading the story.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 5:12:22 AM EDT
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Quoted: Our night cahsiers are only worried about what they are going to do after work and can't seem to notice a 400 pound man walk out with a basket of groceries. Same problem at my store, I always wondered why we don't have a full time loss prevention team. I figure it's due to WIC/EBT. What they steal is offset by the groceries they buy on the government teat, so trespassing them permanently from the store would probably be a net loss. |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 5:21:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/29/2012 5:25:07 AM EDT
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The Lem Turner Rd. WalMart.........shocking. Those familiar with Jax could have guessed the location without reading the story. I was thinking there was no way in hell it was my Walmart and was glad to see it wasnt.........................but then again, it's still a Walmart.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 5:29:30 AM EDT
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Fucking Florida.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 5:34:13 AM EDT
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Quoted: Is that the black dude from Predator? He obviously grew some dreadlocks, must have been tired of being bald. Looks like Bill Duke for sure! |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 6:09:47 AM EDT
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Quoted: "that wasnt her purse that smelled like crab meat" whatever .. id still hit it. You sick fuck, ever work in an insane asylum? |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 6:19:39 AM EDT
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Is that the black dude from Predator? He obviously grew some dreadlocks, must have been tired of being bald. Looks like Bill Duke for sure! 
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Posted: 12/29/2012 7:21:32 AM EDT
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My baby momma didn't do nothing...
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Posted: 12/29/2012 7:32:53 AM EDT
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After being subjected to a full size photo of this....... Tank, you suck ass BTW for posting this up dammit- I see he has undergone a sex change since starring in Car Wash and Predator. He was a bad ass actor. Bill Duke, what happened??
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Posted: 12/29/2012 7:35:17 AM EDT
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Weird. The crazy ones usually have snakes inside their heads. |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 7:40:53 AM EDT
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Dem crabs musta gotten in there themselves.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 7:43:06 AM EDT
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"that wasnt her purse that smelled like crab meat" whatever .. id still hit it.   eeeewh
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Posted: 12/29/2012 7:44:05 AM EDT
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"that wasnt her purse that smelled like crab meat" whatever .. id still hit it. That beastie would bite you off like Sgt. York pulling the pin on a grenade! If I shot at her, I would miss. She's so damn ugly, my gun would not hit it! The would miss???? or the bullet refuse to touch that 
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Posted: 12/29/2012 7:47:46 AM EDT
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Crab meats like what, $2 a lb?
And she stole $120 worth and though no one would notice 60lbs of crab meat in her purse 
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Posted: 12/29/2012 7:48:41 AM EDT
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Arrested a woman that looked a lot like that back in the day for stealing a package of baloney by sticking it in her underware.
In Texas in those days there was a law entitled "Theft of Meat", and it was a felony, regardless of whether you stole a cow or a slice of baloney. She was shocked to find herself charged with a felony. |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 7:51:50 AM EDT
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C'mon guys, slow your roll. She obviously thought it was some of that Obama Crab. I mean if phones are free (and healthcare, rent, transportation, food, etc) then crab is free too, right?
Not guilty.
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Posted: 12/29/2012 8:05:12 AM EDT
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C'mon guys, slow your roll. She obviously thought it was some of that Obama Crab. I mean if phones are free (and healthcare, rent, transportation, food, etc) then crab is free too, right? Not guilty. Gotta wonder if you can buy train sets at Wal-Mart too. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 8:10:47 AM EDT
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Crab meats like what, $2 a lb? And she stole $120 worth and though no one would notice 60lbs of crab meat in her purse
Where? |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 10:18:56 AM EDT
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Is that the black dude from Predator? He obviously grew some dreadlocks, must have been tired of being bald. Yes, obviously it is. |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 10:22:49 AM EDT
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Quoted: Our night cahsiers are only worried about what they are going to do after work and can't seem to notice a 400 pound man walk out with a basket of groceries.
Same problem at my store, I always wondered why we don't have a full time loss prevention team. I figure it's due to WIC/EBT. What they steal is offset by the groceries they buy on the government teat, so trespassing them permanently from the store would probably be a net loss. I've seen "loss prevention" teams that were the main problem of some stores. The Mejier in Florence, Ky had one such team, as crooked as the day was long. |
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Posted: 12/29/2012 10:24:30 AM EDT
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Sista gurl loves her some creb.
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