User Panel
Posted: 12/27/2012 7:28:55 PM EDT
It's better to be seen than viewed.
|
|
My favorite: A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
|
|
said by my buddy to a RO about rapid firing.
You never said I was shooting too fast when I was in Iraq!!
|
|
Quoted:
My favorite: A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Well done. |
|
'Compromise is a formula for mediocrity,,,mediocrity is a formula for failure" Original by me. FBHO
|
|
Arguing on Facebook is like racing in the special Olympics. Even if you win you are still a retard
|
|
You think you're hot shit on a silver platter, but you're really cold boogers on a paper plate.
|
|
My father used to say, when he saw something he desired: "I wish I had that and she had a feather up her ass, we'd both be tickled".
I say it too, now. |
|
One of ARFCOMs favorite....
If it flies, floats or fucks....you rent it. |
|
Women are like dog shit, the older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
|
|
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
|
|
"The word "politics” is derived from the word "poly,” meaning many, and "ticks,” meaning blood sucking parasites.” |
|
Damn, it's rainin' like a two cunted cow pissin' on a flat rock.
A favorite of my old boss. |
|
PRO is for and CON is against...
If PROgress is to move forward, what is CONgress? |
|
Quoted:
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten. |
|
"That boy's about as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel o' oatmeal." - Foghorn Leghorn
|
|
"It's better to be pissed off than pissed on."
- R. Kelly's date |
|
Lick dees nuts and suck da dick, bitches ain't nutin but hoes and tricks.
|
|
Dont let your dick run your life, you will be much happier in the end.
|
|
Whilst stuck driving behind some slo-poke... My buddy utters...
'Fuckin guy probably has nowhere to go and all day to get there. Often heard in a prison setting... They're as solid as a soup sandwich.... |
|
Here's my comeback, my cum going down the back of your throat.
|
|
"No rest for the wicked and the good don't need it" - my dad
|
|
"No matter where you go, there you are." - Somebody. Prior to Buckaroo Banzai.
|
|
Quoted:
If at first you don't succeed.... Try something easier... If at first you don't succeed ... skydiving isn't for you. As fucked up as a football bat. |
|
Looks like the only thing I can count on is I can't count on you
|
|
Martini's are like nipples. One's not enough and three's too many.
|
|
Quoted:
Yes I do have a match. Your face and my ass. Winnie? |
|
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.