THE YEAR 2035

Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035:

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[*]Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.[/*]

[*]White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the California's third language.[/*]

[*]Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops & livestock.[/*]

[*]Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.[/*]

[*]Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.[/*]

[*]Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory Of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria,and Lebanon.)[/*]

[*]Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.[/*]

[*]Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.[/*]

[*]George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.[/*]

[*]35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.[/*]

[*]Texas executes last remaining citizen.[/*]

[*]Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.[/*]

[*]Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.[/*]

[*]Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.[/*]

[*]New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screw-drivers and baseball bats must be registered by January 2036.[/*]
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Funny. But sadly, I think you are very close on some of them.  [:(]

[puke][sniper]

Hell, I had that happen like 3 months ago.  I must be a beta tester then

Keving67

Newspaper?  Ya mean that will still be paper?

I like these kind of topics....

(But I can't think of anything right now....)

Year 2035

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[*]China to reach 4.5 Billion people next year[/*]

[*]NASA receives more data from 1970's Voyager; scientists stumped[/*]

[*]International Space Station lost power for 30 minutes; Former Vice President Al Gore left in dark[/*]

[*]US Navy plans to retire all Sea Wolf class sub despite turmoil at seas; "Sea Quest" type sub rumored at sea[/*]

[*]Missing Presidential files found while AK Governor mansion being remodeled: Clinton Case files reopened[/*]

[*]Former President Bill Clinton announces he will move to Russia for his retirement[/*]

[*]United Nations files protest against US: Add UN list of astronauts to Mars mission or else[/*]

[*]Military Analysts from France charges US has "space battleship" in orbit; US denies charges[/*]

[*]China backs down-Taiwan safe; though no US military assets were in area[/*]

[*]Survivors of the Atlantic fishing ship say huge US sub aided;  US denies subs were in area[/*]

[*]People's Republic of California mourn death of Supreme Governor Gray Davis; doctors executed[/*]


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