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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:32:43 PM EDT
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I say that to my wife at least once a month.
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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:34:21 PM EDT
[#2]
Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.
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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:36:04 PM EDT
[#3]
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Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now. Lots of good ones in that movie too! |
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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:38:21 PM EDT
[#4]
"Where you goin? Fucking nowhere"
- Boondocks Saints |
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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:40:52 PM EDT
[#5]
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"Where you goin? Fucking nowhere" - Boondocks Saints I'll tip her!!!! |
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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:40:55 PM EDT
[#6]
JANNI GOGOLACK
We're talking about someone - SCREW THAT! - some THING that doesn't deserve to be breathing. The AIR! |
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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:41:04 PM EDT
[#7]
"... but I poop from there!"
"Not right now you don't." |
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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:42:49 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Quoted:
"Where you goin? Fucking nowhere" - Boondocks Saints I'll tip her!!!! No no no you look fuckin scary Hahahahah |
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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:45:02 PM EDT
[#9]
Sorry about the mess. - Han Solo
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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:45:02 PM EDT
[#10]
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"... but I poop from there!" "Not right now you don't." |
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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:46:22 PM EDT
[#11]
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum
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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:46:53 PM EDT
[#12]
"You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."
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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:47:42 PM EDT
[#13]
"You just shot an un-armed man!"
"Well he should have armed himself."
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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:48:31 PM EDT
[#14]
You tell em im comin and hell's coming w me.
Well....bye |
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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:48:35 PM EDT
[#15]
"All of you can kiss my Rebel dick!"
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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:49:20 PM EDT
[#16]
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum |
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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:49:59 PM EDT
[#17]
"If it bleeds, we can kill it".
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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:52:43 PM EDT
[#18]
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:53:25 PM EDT
[#19]
Yippee ki yay motherfucker
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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:54:28 PM EDT
[#20]
"The IQ of sloths and the manners of banshees. He's a car-mechanic, she's a home-maker. He knows as much about cars as a beauty queen and she bakes cookies that taste like wing-nuts. As for the tots, they're twits." -Lt. Col. Frank Slade
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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:55:11 PM EDT
[#21]
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"Where you goin? Fucking nowhere" - Boondocks Saints "Fuck you. I know shit." - Boondocks Saints II |
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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:56:36 PM EDT
[#22]
"I know what you're thinkin', did he shoot six shots or only five?"
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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:58:16 PM EDT
[#23]
Ta hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat same as worms.
Did you bring any gold with you? No. Silver? Just lead. He'll regret it till his dying day. If ever he lives that long. |
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Posted: 12/27/2012 2:59:04 PM EDT
[#24]
"Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!"
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:01:39 PM EDT
[#25]
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"Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!" That from "The Way of the Gun"? |
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:02:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:04:50 PM EDT
[#27]
"0.0" Dean Wormer
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:05:56 PM EDT
[#28]
" You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole."
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:07:48 PM EDT
[#29]
Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you fucked!
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:08:00 PM EDT
[#30]
"Nos is for fags, it's got cubic inches."
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:08:07 PM EDT
[#31]
You should not drink and bake
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:08:29 PM EDT
[#32]
"Hey fuck ass, give me a beer!!"
-Rocco, Boondock Saints |
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:09:52 PM EDT
[#33]
"Right Turn,Clyde".
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:11:51 PM EDT
[#34]
Boondook saints it's just full of some great ones.
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:18:16 PM EDT
[#35]
one of my favorite lines, its true also.
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:20:35 PM EDT
[#36]
<Burt Gummer> Is your head up your ass for the warmth?
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:21:32 PM EDT
[#37]
"Hi, Curly. Kill anyone today?"........"Day ain't over yet"
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:23:17 PM EDT
[#38]
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Well, Mr. Carpetbagger. We got somethin' in this territory called the Missouri boat ride. Not a hard man to track. Leaves dead men wherever he goes. |
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:27:48 PM EDT
[#39]
Col. Andy Tanner: All that hate is gonna burn you up kid.
Robert Morris: It keeps me warm. |
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:28:02 PM EDT
[#40]
He should have killed me. I would have killed me.
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:28:17 PM EDT
[#41]
At 1 minute
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:28:22 PM EDT
[#42]
where the white women at?
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:31:11 PM EDT
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Side gunner and a reporter in a helo.
Reporter...." How do you shoot women and children like that? Reply...." You just lead them a little different." |
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:33:56 PM EDT
[#44]
"Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!" - Samuel L. Jackson, A Time to Kill.
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:35:14 PM EDT
[#45]
"Well, he fucks like he pitches - sorta all over the place."
I was still giggling fifteen minutes later. My date and the couple we were with moved and left me sitting by myself 
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:37:33 PM EDT
[#46]
One of these days you and I are going to have a serious disagreement.
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:39:32 PM EDT
[#47]
In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us.
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:41:54 PM EDT
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"Well, he fucks like he pitches - sorta all over the place." I was still giggling fifteen minutes later. My date and the couple we were with moved and left me sitting by myself I'da stayed by your side Jane. 
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:41:56 PM EDT
[#49]
Dante Hicks: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer with Diapers: In a row? 
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Posted: 12/27/2012 3:50:05 PM EDT
[#50]
"This is my BOOMSTICK!"
"Good, bad....I'm the guy with the gun" "I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town." "Groovy" |
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