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Posted: 12/25/2012 12:24:57 PM EDT
[#1]
french bread?
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Posted: 12/25/2012 12:25:33 PM EDT
[#2]
Slipped and toy truck shot up her twat. Lol.
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Posted: 12/25/2012 12:25:48 PM EDT
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soad can pop top .... no thanks |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 12:26:24 PM EDT
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Thats a hell of a christmas shopping list.
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Posted: 12/25/2012 12:30:58 PM EDT
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Slipped and toy truck shot up her twat. Lol. That's never happened to you? Hell I fall on all sorts of things that end up stuck in my ass: vegetables, fruit, toys, cordless phone set to vibrate, etc. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 12:42:41 PM EDT
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french bread? This technique was developed in France. |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 12:45:20 PM EDT
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That dude with the cockring was doing it wrong.
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Posted: 12/25/2012 12:46:11 PM EDT
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IN!
I'm not sure that is the proper word to use this instance. 
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Posted: 12/25/2012 12:48:42 PM EDT
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french bread? This technique was developed in France. Oh yeah, French tickler |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 12:49:37 PM EDT
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We had a lady come in who swallowed a thumb tack. She said she likes to chew on them.
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Posted: 12/25/2012 12:50:02 PM EDT
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Insert here
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Posted: 12/25/2012 12:53:10 PM EDT
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Was that a real drumstick or a foul drumstick.....no matter....it was foul when they got it out.
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Posted: 12/25/2012 12:54:14 PM EDT
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FRENCH BREAD?? 
what in the great blue shit? |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 12:54:31 PM EDT
[#14]
One in a million shot doc, one in a million.
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Posted: 12/25/2012 1:02:32 PM EDT
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Wow.
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Posted: 12/25/2012 1:02:41 PM EDT
[#16]
Some people just know how to party.
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Posted: 12/25/2012 1:04:30 PM EDT
[#17]
forkS!!!! with an S!
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Posted: 12/25/2012 1:07:08 PM EDT
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No shotgun shells?
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Posted: 12/25/2012 1:08:10 PM EDT
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Slipped and toy truck shot up her twat. Lol. That's never happened to you? Hell I fall on all sorts of things that end up stuck in my ass: vegetables, fruit, toys, cordless phone set to vibrate, etc. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile No, and I never managed to get a spoon stuck in my penis, either. I sort of hope it was the narrow end that got stuck, but if it was the other end, it would be fascinating in a horrific train wreck with explosions and dead, burnt bodies sort of way. |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 1:09:46 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Slipped and toy truck shot up her twat. Lol. That's never happened to you? Hell I fall on all sorts of things that end up stuck in my ass: vegetables, fruit, toys, cordless phone set to vibrate, etc. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile No, and I never managed to get a spoon stuck in my penis, either. I sort of hope it was the narrow end that got stuck, but if it was the other end, it would be fascinating in a horrific train wreck with explosions and dead, burnt bodies sort of way. O....K.....  |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 1:10:06 PM EDT
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No shotgun shells? 
ARFCOM still has the best people. |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 1:10:45 PM EDT
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Quoted: No shotgun shells? With respect to that Arfcom member - he never actually got them stuck. |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 1:21:56 PM EDT
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Quoted: Or maybe it was a French Dip?Quoted: Quoted: french bread? This technique was developed in France. Oh yeah, French tickler |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 1:23:23 PM EDT
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Google "concrete enema"
There 's also an x-ray pic online of some guy with a live 50mm shell lodged up his rectum. 
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Posted: 12/25/2012 1:38:23 PM EDT
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What brand was the hand wrench?
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Posted: 12/25/2012 1:41:11 PM EDT
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Quoted: What brand was the hand wrench? Drill Doctor? |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 1:42:31 PM EDT
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Thread title made me think you were looking for confessions.
I had a list in my head of screennames I knew I would see in here. 
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Posted: 12/25/2012 2:32:28 PM EDT
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Healthcare dildo.
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Posted: 12/25/2012 2:34:58 PM EDT
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What brand was the hand wrench? SHAT-ON |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 2:35:13 PM EDT
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Needles in vagina WTF????
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Posted: 12/25/2012 2:37:28 PM EDT
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Deadspin article: http://deadspin.com/5971049/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-this-year?utm_source=gizmodo.com&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=recirculation The Sun Sentinel has created a searchable database of emergency room visits around the country. And as in past years, Gizmodo trolled the data for the finest examples of insertions showcasing extraordinarily bad luck and/or ingenuity. A small part of the list. Links to full list, full database and past years above: Penis:
SPOON PLASTIC ZIP TIE FORKS ORNAMENT "PIECE OF TIMBER" PEN SODA CAN POP TOP Vagina:
BEDPOST "WAS DARED TO PUT A COSMETICS BOTTLE IN VAGINA" TOY MICROPHONE STAND SPOON "COCK RING THAT BECAME DISLODGED" METAL BAR 2 SPONGES PIECE OF BASKETBALL SHORTS SEWING NEEDLES "PATIENT STATES SHE SLIPPED & FELL ONTO A TOY TRUCK WHILE CLEANING" HAIRSPRAY CAP TUB STOPPER "12YOF GOING THROUGH MOM'S DRAWER, FOUND PENIS SHAPED 'PLEASURE ITEM,' EXPERIMENTING PUTTING IN HER VAGINA, COULDN'T GET OUT" Rectum:
FRENCH BREAD HAND WRENCH CIGARETTE LIGHTER CRAYON "STUCK TOY IN RECTUM AND BROKE OFF, SAW MOM INSERT TAMPON AND MIMICKED" VIAL OF BATH SALTS ARTIFICIAL CHRISTMAS TREE BRANCH DRUM STICK VINEGAR BOTTLE LOTION BOTTLE MOUTHWASH BOTTLE SHAMPOO BOTTLE BABY BOTTLE "LOOFA W/SUCTION CUP W/HOOK ATTACHED" There are some funny examples added in the comments as well. So this is when your x-ray vision comes in handy... |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 2:40:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/25/2012 2:42:16 PM EDT
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my buddies GF works in a hospital and she said they see some pretty weird stuff, She said they had one person come it with a light bulb stuck up their rectum and another had fish hooks in their penis.
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Posted: 12/25/2012 2:42:43 PM EDT
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ARFCOM is slipping.
VIAL OF BATH SALTS
...in the rectum. What unholy blasphemy of a zombie will THAT create? |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 2:45:45 PM EDT
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soad can pop top .... no thanks You gotta work your way up to it. After several years of docking you should be able to insert a soda can pop top no problem. |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 2:45:49 PM EDT
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Quoted: Rectum: VINEGAR BOTTLE One man, one jar vinegar bottle? |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 3:05:52 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Rectum: VINEGAR BOTTLE One man, one jar vinegar bottle? I suppose you could work your way up to more than one.... |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 3:27:58 PM EDT
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What brand was the hand wrench? He was just trying to tighten his nuts and the handle slipped. |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 3:28:42 PM EDT
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I knew a girl in HS that was playing with a D cell battery and got it stuck and had to go to the ER to have it removed. She was actually dumb enough to tell people at school so she could be forever known as D cell.
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Posted: 12/25/2012 3:29:54 PM EDT
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Or maybe it was a French Dip?
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french bread? This technique was developed in France. Oh yeah, French tickler Yeah, I know where she got the roast beef for it. |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 3:30:59 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted: Quoted: Slipped and toy truck shot up her twat. Lol. That's never happened to you? Hell I fall on all sorts of things that end up stuck in my ass: vegetables, fruit, toys, cordless phone set to vibrate, etc. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Funny, I got a whole cordless drill, spare battery and case up my butt hole, by slipping on it |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 3:35:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/25/2012 3:41:59 PM EDT
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i know a lady who's a xray tech, she says around here it's lightbulbs
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Posted: 12/25/2012 3:42:16 PM EDT
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Quoted: I knew a girl in HS that was playing with a D cell battery and got it stuck and had to go to the ER to have it removed. She was actually dumb enough to tell people at school so she could be forever known as D cell. I'm guessing that she misses the Reunions. |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 3:44:30 PM EDT
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I knew a girl in HS that was playing with a D cell battery and got it stuck and had to go to the ER to have it removed. She was actually dumb enough to tell people at school so she could be forever known as D cell. I'm guessing that she misses the Reunions. Her personality is... electric! |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 3:47:07 PM EDT
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They're doing it wrong. You have to do it at a medium pace.
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Posted: 12/25/2012 3:51:54 PM EDT
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Bad bad ideas
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Posted: 12/25/2012 3:55:07 PM EDT
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What?
No Sabre-toothed gerbils? No umbrellas? Bowling balls? Armadillos? |
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Posted: 12/25/2012 5:08:59 PM EDT
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I'm guessing those guys putting objects into their penises have got to be either some very sick in the head and highly pain tolerant SOBs. After having two episodes in my life involving hospital visits where I was treated to Foley catheters, I know I'd couldn't do that crap to myself.
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Posted: 12/25/2012 5:24:08 PM EDT
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Quoted: What? No Sabre-toothed gerbils? No umbrellas? Bowling balls? Armadillos? Its a down economy.  |
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