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Posted: 11/23/2012 10:37:07 PM EDT
The earlier tourniquet mounting thread got me thinking?
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 10:38:33 PM EDT
[#1]
Same thing you have the hooker tied up with in the corner....Duct tape.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 10:39:04 PM EDT
[#2]
future market for a new magpul or larue mount?
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 10:39:39 PM EDT
[#3]
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future market for a new magpul or larue mount?


Thats what im thinking!
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 10:40:43 PM EDT
[#4]
Mounted to the charging handle, jack latch
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 10:40:58 PM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 10:41:18 PM EDT
[#6]
What the fuck?  Your goddamn hand broken?  Fleshlights are for pussies.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 10:42:28 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
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future market for a new magpul or larue mount?


Thats what im thinking!


Just released larue flashlight stock mount. 400 dollars and comes with renamed slap ya mama
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 10:44:47 PM EDT
[#8]
IBTL

Link Posted: 11/23/2012 10:47:32 PM EDT
[#9]



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What the fuck?  Your goddamn hand broken?  Fleshlights are for pussies.


CAG guys use a sock full of broken glass.
 
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 10:47:42 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
IBTL



This...
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 10:48:13 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:

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What the fuck?  Your goddamn hand broken?  Fleshlights are for pussies.

CAG guys use a sock full of broken glass.


 


IBHAAR!
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 10:49:39 PM EDT
[#12]



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Quoted:

What the fuck?  Your goddamn hand broken?  Fleshlights are for pussies.


CAG guys use a sock full of broken glass.





 




IBHAAR!


For seconds they drill a hole in a lemon.
 
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 10:51:10 PM EDT
[#13]
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What the fuck?  Your goddamn hand broken?  Fleshlights are for pussies.

CAG guys use a sock full of broken glass.


 


IBHAAR!

For seconds they drill a hole in a lemon.


 


You just know somebody is going to try these. Therefore, IBHAAR (In before hospital AAR)
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 10:52:36 PM EDT
[#14]
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What the fuck?  Your goddamn hand broken?  Fleshlights are for pussies.

CAG guys use a sock full of broken glass.


 


Pussies.

You should start with an unbroken bottle.  


In a sock.

Link Posted: 11/23/2012 10:53:43 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:

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What the fuck?  Your goddamn hand broken?  Fleshlights are for pussies.

CAG guys use a sock full of broken glass.


 


Every now and then they will do it with a fist full of bumble bees.

You know...variety.

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Link Posted: 11/23/2012 10:54:10 PM EDT
[#16]
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What the fuck?  Your goddamn hand broken?  Fleshlights are for pussies.

CAG guys use a sock full of broken glass.


 


Pussies.

You should start with an unbroken bottle.  

how would you mount that to a rifle stock?


In a sock.



Link Posted: 11/23/2012 10:55:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/23/2012 10:57:29 PM EDT
[#18]


Why is it always a Navy guy that pole vaults right past "too far?"
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 11:03:28 PM EDT
[#19]
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Same thing you have the hooker tied up with in the corner....Duct tape.


This. IBTL

Link Posted: 11/23/2012 11:09:10 PM EDT
[#20]
Hump firing.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 11:10:00 PM EDT
[#21]

in before the account lock
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 11:21:31 PM EDT
[#22]
I believe it actually goes over the barrel.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 11:51:52 PM EDT
[#23]
OP could just stick his dick in the muzzle
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 11:59:58 PM EDT
[#24]
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OP could just stick his dick in the muzzle


Im much too large for that! Im Irish!

Link Posted: 11/24/2012 12:00:12 AM EDT
[#25]
IBTL
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 12:03:03 AM EDT
[#26]
IBTN

In Before The Nuke
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 12:04:30 AM EDT
[#27]



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OP could just stick his dick in the muzzle


Somebody on here fucked a MK19.



I forget who it was.
 
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 12:04:31 AM EDT
[#28]
Old idea.
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 12:07:33 AM EDT
[#29]
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OP could just stick his dick in the muzzle

Somebody on here fucked a MK19.

I forget who it was.


 

Wait really?
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 12:17:22 AM EDT
[#30]
Mods must have had to much tryptophan.  
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 12:21:34 AM EDT
[#31]
I currently have a strand of Concertina on my riflestock, hey you never know when you have to set up a hasty obstacle.
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 12:22:13 AM EDT
[#32]
What the hell.
 
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 12:22:29 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Fleshlights are for pussies.


You're doing it wrong
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 1:33:17 AM EDT
[#34]
Not trying to derail, but does anyone make a coffee mug mount for a Magpul CTR?
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 2:13:07 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
IBTL



Haaaaa
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 2:16:24 AM EDT
[#36]
I would say the best way would be while you were miles away from any other living person.
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 2:19:43 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
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What the fuck?  Your goddamn hand broken?  Fleshlights are for pussies.

CAG guys use a sock full of broken glass.


 


Pussies.

You should start with an unbroken bottle.  

how would you mount that to a rifle stock?


In a sock.





50 grit sandpaper because self-abuse is the most sincere type of abuse.  
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 5:05:56 AM EDT
[#38]
Its OK to love guns ....but its not OK to looooooove guns
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 5:07:14 AM EDT
[#39]
what kind of lube would you suggest for this?
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 5:08:03 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Its OK to love guns ....but not looooooove guns


Where do we draw the line? I feel it should be okay to wed my rifle if I choose. I was born to love my rifle, my drill sgt told me so.





Link Posted: 11/24/2012 5:10:13 AM EDT
[#41]



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what kind of lube would you suggest for this?



Lithium grease, duhhh





 
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 5:10:45 AM EDT
[#42]
pics of it in use?
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 5:11:09 AM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
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Its OK to love guns ....but not looooooove guns


Where do we draw the line? I feel it should be okay to wed my rifle if I choose. I was born to love my rifle, my drill sgt told me so.







This is my rifle, this is my gun!
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 5:12:06 AM EDT
[#44]
Remove stock and place on buffer tube?
 
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 5:12:58 AM EDT
[#45]
In before, you know
Link Posted: 11/24/2012 5:16:54 AM EDT
[#46]
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