My Dog Is Such A Mooch

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Posted: 11/23/2012 9:34:30 AM EDT

Gotta admit, I have to laugh, it's impossible not to.

Just made a ham sammich [sorry, no female sammich makers reside on a permanent basis in the house] in comes weasel dog, head down, tail wagging slightly, she KNOWS why she came in the room. [yeah yeah, DaddyO is a sucker] Comes up to my knee and starts grinning and giving me those sad eyeballs and acting like she's been starved for a month. I gotta admit, have to give her props for having the acting bit down perfectly. Hollywood actresses could take acting lessons from the moochy pooch.

Now she's lying about 3 feet behind me, to weak to lift her head from between her paws, but j..........ust able to be able to follow the sandwich from plate to mouth and gauge how much is left. Once it's about 2/3rds gone, she will [guaranteed] again weakly get up and sit at my knee fixated on that last little bit. [and yes, she'll probably get it]

Posted: 11/23/2012 9:36:26 AM EDT

[#1]

Give her the food. This was the first year I had to pick up any food I dropped on Thanksgiving. I miss my friend.

Posted: 11/23/2012 9:38:00 AM EDT

[#2]

We need pics of cute dog beggin OP !!

Posted: 11/23/2012 9:51:48 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
We need pics of cute dog beggin OP !!

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Posted: 11/23/2012 10:00:26 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:

Quoted:

We need pics of cute dog beggin OP !!

http://i47.tinypic.com/2e21dgj.jpg[/url]

Seriously, your pooch looks like she could have been a litter mate of the one I got from my local shelter five years ago. I take it yours is also a mixed lab, too. Am I right or not?

Posted: 11/23/2012 10:04:25 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:
We need pics of cute dog beggin OP !!

http://i47.tinypic.com/2e21dgj.jpg[/url]

Seriously, your pooch looks like she could have been a litter mate of the one I got from my local shelter five years ago. I take it yours is also a mixed lab, too. Am I right or not?

Catahoula Cur.

Posted: 11/23/2012 10:05:57 AM EDT

[#6]

At least your dog begs, my Basset is part of the Mafia. She comes in and looks me in the eye with a "So's where is my cut of the action?" look.

Posted: 11/23/2012 10:06:13 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
We need pics of cute dog beggin OP !!

http://i47.tinypic.com/2e21dgj.jpg[/url]

You sir are a cad of the highest order. Look at that poor poor thing. That dog hasnt eaten in weeks I tell ya

Cute dog

Posted: 11/23/2012 10:07:22 AM EDT

[#8]

You need to show the dog who is boss.

Make him his own sandwich.

Posted: 11/23/2012 10:12:42 AM EDT

[#9]

Poor puppy!

Posted: 11/23/2012 10:13:55 AM EDT

[#10]

My brother's dogs won't beg. They know they'll get their share.

Posted: 11/23/2012 10:15:10 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Give her the food. This was the first year I had to pick up any food I dropped on Thanksgiving. I miss my friend.

When I'm NOT at home (with my little beggar), I sometimes wonder what to do with the last bit of food I have, I'm so used to having her piercing eyes staring a hole in me. She's 15, I know I'll miss her when the time comes...

So I'm a little indulgent with her now.

Posted: 11/23/2012 10:15:23 AM EDT

[#12]

mine is pretty good about setting her head on your knee
if you dont give her any attention a few minutes will pass and you soon discover her head feels like a bowling ball

yes my dog is such a mooching turd she will push her head down on you until you take notice

ETA: hit them with the sad eyes

Posted: 11/23/2012 10:19:49 AM EDT

[#13]

Gotta love dogs. I hope to one day be able to get another one. The last two years are the only two of my life that I have not had at least one dog.

Posted: 11/23/2012 10:20:44 AM EDT

[#14]

That dog is clearly starving. Give her some sammich.

Posted: 11/23/2012 10:31:14 AM EDT

[#15]

I have a husky and two labs. THe new lab still hasn't learned to beg properly with manners but the other two have that move down pat lol

Posted: 11/23/2012 10:47:18 AM EDT

[#16]

Poor dog. She sounds hungry.

Posted: 11/23/2012 10:49:49 AM EDT

[#17]

Hardly ever gave my lab any people food until the last year. Her time on this rock is winding down and I'm trying to make her last year or 2 a good one.

Posted: 11/23/2012 10:50:20 AM EDT

[#18]

You people are SOOO frikkiin helpful.

Posted: 11/23/2012 10:54:07 AM EDT

[#19]

Posted: 11/23/2012 11:21:23 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
http://rentbear.net/pix/dogs.jpg

Gentlemen, assume your positions..............

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