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Posted: 11/22/2012 8:37:22 PM EDT
he was 'sick" guess maybe Obamacare is already in effect for Turkeys LOL



http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/national/peace-turkey-pardoned-by-president-obama-last-thanksgiving-euthanized


 
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 8:42:16 PM EDT
[#1]
Probably caught aids
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 8:45:38 PM EDT
[#2]
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Probably caught aids


from Obama.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 8:52:22 PM EDT
[#3]
Was it cobbler or gobbler?

Regardless, PETA is still upset with jug ears.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 8:52:34 PM EDT
[#4]
Break me off a piece of peace, please.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 8:54:55 PM EDT
[#5]
And the death panels begin.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 8:57:42 PM EDT
[#6]
Not enough Quality Years Remaining according to the death panel.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 8:58:10 PM EDT
[#7]
FBHO
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 9:29:25 PM EDT
[#8]
The symbolism for the country has not gone unnoticed

Link Posted: 11/22/2012 9:51:45 PM EDT
[#9]
Obama lied and Peace died.

Link Posted: 11/22/2012 9:55:14 PM EDT
[#10]
Hope someone ate the fucking bird.  This "Pardoning" of turkeys is Bullshit.  Eat the fucking thing.  It isn't pork, so eat it B H O .
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 10:00:31 PM EDT
[#11]
I would love to see a Pres. walk out, look at the turkey, and say "I want that bird on my plate at 7 o'clock sharp"
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 10:01:02 PM EDT
[#12]
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Hope someone ate the fucking bird.  This "Pardoning" of turkeys is Bullshit.  Eat the fucking thing.  It isn't pork, so eat it B H O .


He's waiting for the Dog-Delight...
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 10:01:47 PM EDT
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Hope someone ate the fucking bird.  This "Pardoning" of turkeys is Bullshit.  Eat the fucking thing.  It isn't pork, so eat it B H O .


He's waiting for the Dog-Delight...


Link Posted: 11/22/2012 10:38:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/23/2012 12:56:27 AM EDT
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Quoted:



Quoted:

I would love to see a Pres. walk out, look at the turkey, and say "I want that bird on my plate at 7 o'clock sharp"




Or even better yet, bust out a deep fryer and wring it's neck, pluck, gut and fry right there on the WH lawn and serve it to the reporters.





I approve this post.



 
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 1:14:12 AM EDT
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Quoted:

Quoted:
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I would love to see a Pres. walk out, look at the turkey, and say "I want that bird on my plate at 7 o'clock sharp"


Or even better yet, bust out a deep fryer and wring it's neck, pluck, gut and fry right there on the WH lawn and serve it to the reporters.


I approve this post.
 


I second this approval.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 3:07:20 AM EDT
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Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
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I would love to see a Pres. walk out, look at the turkey, and say "I want that bird on my plate at 7 o'clock sharp"


Or even better yet, bust out a deep fryer and wring it's neck, pluck, gut and fry right there on the WH lawn and serve it to the reporters.


I approve this post.
 


I second this approval.


Third it

Link Posted: 11/23/2012 4:26:01 AM EDT
[#18]
So let me get this right....

Our Chimpanzee president promised a turkey he would not be killed, Then the turkey was killed.

Kinda seems like Mr. Obama can't even keep a promise to a bird.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 4:30:00 AM EDT
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Dude the pres ain't worth getting a timeout or ban over.  Edit that shit out dude

 
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 4:32:29 AM EDT
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And the death panels begin.






 
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 4:34:57 AM EDT
[#21]
Death panel is in full effect.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 4:35:59 AM EDT
[#22]
There's a joke in there somewhere about being sent to the ovens....
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 4:37:41 AM EDT
[#23]
To totally hijack this thread - from that link:





http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/national/keith-kirk-accused-bike-thief-gets-street-justice-bloody-beatdown

Keith Kirk, accused bike thief, gets 'street justice,' bloody beatdown












There's a turkey if I ever saw one.  
 
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 4:40:05 AM EDT
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To totally hijack this thread - from that link:

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/national/keith-kirk-accused-bike-thief-gets-street-justice-bloody-beatdown

Keith Kirk, accused bike thief, gets 'street justice,' bloody beatdown




http://media2.wptv.com//photo/2012/11/16/Keith_Kirk_20121116045244_320_240.JPG

There's a turkey if I ever saw one.  


 


Ha
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 4:43:17 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
I would love to see a Pres. walk out, look at the turkey, and say "I want that bird on my plate at 7 o'clock sharp"


Had it been me the bird would have been beheaded, bled out, gutted, and plucked....In front of the cameras.

If someone was kind enough to bring free meat to me by golly I'm going to work it up myself and use it.

LOL....It would be fun to watch Old Tom run around the WH lawn with no head.

Link Posted: 11/23/2012 4:43:55 AM EDT
[#26]
Get a piece of Peace.






 
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 4:47:18 AM EDT
[#27]
If I were President,  and someone brought me a turkey to pardon, I'd tell the chief chef to go get his hatchet.  Dinner is served.





Pardon it?  No way.  I'm not into playing politically correct games.



I don't even LIKE turkey.  I'll have the prime rib instead.





CJ
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 4:54:59 AM EDT
[#28]
What would Teddy Roosevelt do?



He shot everything in sight on land, sea, and air ....................







.............. while at home he had a pet one-legged rooster.












 
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 5:15:43 AM EDT
[#29]
Obama slammed the dresser drawer.
 
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 1:11:37 PM EDT
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Obama slammed the dresser drawer.  


Did you catch him stuffing the turkey?



 
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 1:15:25 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Obama lied and Peace died.



Link Posted: 11/23/2012 2:14:11 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I would love to see a Pres. walk out, look at the turkey, and say "I want that bird on my plate at 7 o'clock sharp"


Or even better yet, bust out a deep fryer and wring it's neck, pluck, gut and fry right there on the WH lawn and serve it to the reporters.



I bet T.R. woulda
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 2:15:45 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
he was 'sick" guess maybe Obamacare is already in effect for Turkeys LOL

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/national/peace-turkey-pardoned-by-president-obama-last-thanksgiving-euthanized
 


Poor thing was allergic to Wookie dander.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 2:24:03 PM EDT
[#34]
Do you really think the wookie is going to let 20 pounds of unfried bird walk off the property.

I think not.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 2:25:11 PM EDT
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Quoted:

What would Teddy Roosevelt do?



He shot everything in sight on land, sea, and air ....................



http://www.theodoreroosevelt.org/graph%20harv%20col/HC3x0.jpg



.............. while at home he had a pet one-legged rooster.



http://assets.flavorwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/theodore-roosevelt-s-pet-one-legged-rooster.jpg









Roosevelt used to tell people that his rooster was the smartest bird in the world and how he not only guarded the White House, baby-sat the kids, and helped draft legislation, but had a direct line to God.



When asked how the rooster came to have only one leg. Roosevelt replied.....



"Well.....you wouldn't eat a bird that smart all at once...would you?"





Link Posted: 11/23/2012 2:26:51 PM EDT
[#36]
So the anointed one condemned the bird inadvertently ?
 
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 2:30:02 PM EDT
[#37]
Coming to an economy near you....?
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 2:32:11 PM EDT
[#38]
BHO wouldn't even give it a painkiller? That turkey was just into his golden years.
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 2:46:49 PM EDT
[#39]
That turkey knew too much.

The original story was that it had committed suicide, but they had to roll that back when they realized that the turkey didn't have hands to hold the pistol. The new story was "euthanasia."
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 3:07:52 PM EDT
[#40]
BTW, for those of you who only read a few words,  the turkey that was euthanized was LAST YEAR'S pardoned turkey.



The one pardoned a few days ago is presumably alive and well and probably heading for a petting zoo.





CJ
Link Posted: 11/23/2012 3:16:54 PM EDT
[#41]



Quoted:


BTW, for those of you who only read a few words,  the turkey that was euthanized was LAST YEAR'S pardoned turkey.



The one pardoned a few days ago is presumably alive and well and probably heading for a petting zoo.





CJ


Until next year, when it will be 'too old, gotta go'.



 
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