Shout out some ideas who you would surround yourself with.

Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, George Dickle.....

Thomas Sowell
 

That Australian hurdler and Patty Ann Brown.

That's all I'll need.

Ted Nugent as Sec. of Defense. Ron Paul as Sec. of Treasury. The woman I'm going to have an affair with is still up in the air.

Ted Nugent
Ron Paul
Hayden Panatierre

Walter Williams and Thomas Sowell can have whatever positions they want.

Len Savage gets to deal with the ATF Firearms branch.

Dead hookers go in the cabinet.

Number 1: Stanley McChrystal, SecDef
Number 2: Allen West, Press Secretary
Number 3: John Bolton, SOS

Condi Rice (no disrespect I can't spell worth a darn), Joe Liberman,Karen Huges. Allen West

The verbal beatdowns would be EPIC!

 

Judge Napolitano as Attorney General

Secretary of State - John Bolton

Secretary of Defense - Gen. Mattis

Secretary of Energy - T. Boone Pickens

Chairman of the Federal Reserve - Ron Paul

Press Secretary - Rush Limbaugh

Secretary of the Interior - Ted Nugent

AG...  Nolo.
Head of BATFE...  Len Savage
SecDef...  Dick Marchinko
Sec of State...  John Bolton
Sec of Treasury...  Bubbles
Ambassador to the UN... my mother.  BWAHAHAHA  Yes, keeping us in the UN just to torture them with my mother would be worth it.  

An indian.



Wait, those go in the cupboard, don't they?


 

1st post again!

Sec of State             - John Bolton Nigel Farage

Sec of Def                - Allen West  (also, department renamed to Department of War)
Sec of Education       - abolished
Sec of HHS               - abolished
Sec of Agriculture      - Herman Cain
Attorney General       - Darrel Issa
Sec of Treasury         - Gary Johnson
Sec of HUD               - abolished
Sec of Transportation - not sure, but leaning towards abolishing this one
Sec of Energy            - Kirk Sorensen
Sec of Vet Affairs       - Ed Sr
Sec of Interior            - Sarah Palin
Sec of Labor              - abolished
Sec of Commerce       - not sure, but leaning towards abolishing this one
Sec of DHS                - abolished, with all employees of TSA executed in public (kidding on that last one........ sorta )

And while this isn't a cabinet level position...............

Head of ATF             - Ted Nugent

C. Thomas Howell
Charlie Sheen
Animate corpse of Patrick Swayze.

Surgeon General: Bill Frist
 

Napolitano as Atty Gen.
Col. West as Sect. of Defense
Karl Deringer as Sect. of Treasury (We will find out when the gold left Ft. Knox?)


No Secretary of Education because that department vanished with the deficit.
No Secretary of Housing because its being disbanded (all pro-jects to be given to its tenants).
No Heimat Sicherheit Dienst Secretariat because that's being defunded.
No Dept. of Transportation either
No Labor Department (except for Pension & Benefit Fraud which actually does good work)
No Dept. of Agriculture (Sorry Mono-Santos & Agri-Korps)
No Dept. of Energy (anything created by Cah-tah can't be good)
No more EPA (now we can have the European diesel-electric cars that get 50 miles per gallon)

Nobody who is or was a member of the Council on Foreign Relations or the Trilateral Commission. No Bilderberg attendees, either.

Allen Gura for first SCOTUS nomination

Agriculture
Commerce
Defense - Mattis
Education
Energy
Health and Human Services
Homeland Security
Housing and Urban Development
Interior
Labor
State - Mattis
Transportation
Treasury - Thomas Sewell
Veterans Affairs
Attorney General - Nolo

For those that say abolish an agency, you can't.  What you CAN do, however is appoint someone that will dismantle, weaken, and essentially hogtie the agency to the greatest extent possible.

Gary Johnson is my VP. Not sure where else he'd fit in my cabinet.

Gen Mattis will be given his choice of Chairman of the Joint Chiefs or head of the VA. personally, I'd rather see him at the VA.

SecState:  John Bolton (seems to be a trend here )
SecDef:  Fred Thompson, because our enemies dont take a shit without a plan.
AG:  Judge Andrew Napolitano (until one of the liberals on SCOTUS quit), then Tom Sullivan.
SecInt:  Ted Nugent
SecEnergy:  Need to find a conservative scientist, one who will call Anthroprogenic Climate Change the farce it is...liking the previous mention of T. Boone Pickens.
SecCommerce:  Thomas Sowell
SecLabor:  Scott Walker
SecTreas:  Rand Paul  ETA:  Stuart Varney
SecDOT:  The current head of OOIDA  
SecVA:  I dont know.  Probably the most injured war veteran I could find who held a medical degree.  Someone who has been through the VA.
SecHHS:  Gone. Department canned, resources and responsibilities returned to the States.  SecHUD:  Gone. Department canned, resources and responsibilities returned to the States.
SecEducation:  Gone. Department canned, resources and responsibilities returned to the States.
SecHomelandSecurity:  Gone. Department canned, resources and responsibilities returned to the States. Border Patrol stregnthened to the the Marines' little brother in size and scope.
SecAg:  Gone. Department canned, resources and responsibilities returned to the States with the exception of Agri inspections at border for incoming food.  Raw Milk sales will be left up to the states.




Fun Addins:

Head of NOAA:  Joe Bastardi
Director OMB:  Dave Ramsey  (although I cant stand that prick half the time)
EPA:  Gone. Department canned, resources and responsibilities returned to the States.
Ambassador to UN:  Mark Stiein.
Chairman of FedReserve:  Ron Paul (shut the damned thing down Ron)
Press Secretary:  Jenna Lee/Megyn Kelly Tag Team, assistant Press Secretary Ainsley Earhart  
Head of ATF:  Current head of GOA? Someone so pro-gun that Sarah Brady would have a stroke over.
Chief of Staff:  John Stossel
Head of DEA:  Tommy Chong (Actually, department canned)





There, that ought to be able to piss everyone off with at least one choice on that list.

ambassador to libya - barack obama

 

Dennis Miller - Press Secretary

THIS!!!!

Sec of Defense - Cincinnatus
Sec of State - Sirensong
Sec of Ed - DkProf
Atty Gen - Mcculver5
CIA Director - NorCal_LEO

Red Green

I'd make damn sure that BATFE was repurposed to educate people on Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives production

Daniel Hannan MEP - Conservative Party








Nigel Farage MEP - UK Independence Party











 

Yeah, when I read that, I almost lost my coffee

Head of DEA: Tommy Chong  (Actually, department canned)

Sec treas. Ron Paul

All the other positions would be filled by personal associates.

Ambassador to Libya, Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria. Obama















 

I would not have a SoS. World "leaders" would have to come to me hat in hand for their handouts.

The fuckers better bring guns as gifts too.

The first state dinner would be a interesting affair. Hope they like deer meat fresh from Camp David.  

Catherine Zeta-Jones, Zooey Deschanel, Any Adams, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Salma Hayek, Sophie Marceau, Anne Hathoway, Alyssa Milano, Jennifer Love Hewitt...just to start.

Whoever is picked is more than likely going to be incompetent as all hell, so they may as well be nice to look at and hopefully...interact with.

Oddly enough, This is a well thought out lineup. If this was a video game.... I would like to see how this one ended up.

Technicians who were successful in the private sector who have had no interest, to the point of being hostile to the idea, in .gov service.

awesome. a draft dodger and a blame us for 9/11 guy in one cabinet.

Love it!

was coming in to post this. Dennis Miller would be awesome. I would also have Michael Berry in there somewhere.



 

I'd ask Nigel Farage to be the US ambassador to the UK.
I would definitely ask Dick Cheney to serve in any advisory capacity he would wish to serve in.  That man is SMART


and knows more about what goes on inside the beltway than any man alive.  





I'd intentionally try to put Allen West in a position that would enhance his standing as a future Presidential hopeful.





Judge Napolitano as AG.  His first orders would be to enact an open amnesty registration for ALL classes of NFA firearms,


to be held open and active until I tell him to shut it down.  An order I'd never give.  





I'd choose an aggressive military officer with a long history of combat and an even longer history of not putting


up with bullshit as my Secretary of Defense.   His rank would not be a factor.  I might even choose a senior enlisted


man if he has the right attributes.





The Joint Chiefs of Staff would be carefully chosen to NOT be politically correct or likely to kiss any asses.

Upon reviewing the personnel folders for these candidates, bonus points would be assigned to them for each

instance of disciplinary action against them for insubordination or failure to adhere to the chain of command,

or ignoring orders when the outcome was favorable.   I want men who can THINK, not just follow orders like robots.



The most rigid rule must at times be bent or broken in order to do what is right.  No rule can account for every

imaginable situation,  and it is those situations that separate the men with judgement, intelligence, and courage

from the rest.    If one of the members of the JCS can not stand up to me and tell me that I'm uninformed or

full of shit when that happens to be the case, then he doesn't deserve to be on the JCS.
NOBODY who sucks up and doesn't tell the truth as he sees it would be on my cabinet.





Some cabinet positions would not be filled as I'd be disposing of those positions and the agencies they represent.
We need LESS government.



The core guiding principle that I would expect all members of my cabinet to follow is simply this:

"There is nothing so precious and worthy of defense as the individual rights and freedoms of the

individual citizens of this nation.   Do everything you can to protect and extend those rights and

freedoms."
CJ
 

successful businessmen and women

Barack Obama.



Oh, you meant like, secretaries and stuff.

I'd settle for somebody who got above a D in ECON 101 at this point...