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Posted: 11/21/2012 3:59:13 PM EDT

 
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:00:05 PM EDT
[#1]
Can't see it's ass. How do you know?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:00:17 PM EDT
[#2]
she's only standing about 3 feet back from the table.

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:04:15 PM EDT
[#3]
Looks like it shit on the table.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:34:41 PM EDT
[#4]
I want an army of giant turkeys with lasers on their heads
 
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:35:30 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
I want an army of giant turkeys with lasers on their heads  


That will cost you ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:36:32 PM EDT
[#6]
meh, women were smaller back then.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 4:38:57 PM EDT
[#7]




Quoted:

I want an army of giant turkeys with lasers on their heads


Your army would be unstoppable if it consisted of laser head Emus



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
The machine-gunners' dreams of point blank fire into serried masses of Emus were soon dissipated. The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after about a month


If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world...They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus whom even dum-dum bullets could not stop

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 5:53:33 PM EDT
[#8]
This was a big turkey, shot him 2 years ago. Right at 26 lbs and 11 1/2" beard and 1" spurs. I am 5' 11" 195 for comparison.




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