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Posted: 11/21/2012 8:28:34 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/21/2012 8:31:24 AM EDT
[#1]
I think I missed something.
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Posted: 11/21/2012 8:35:06 AM EDT
[#2]
shitters full
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Posted: 11/21/2012 8:36:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/21/2012 8:43:25 AM EDT
[#4]
Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.
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Posted: 11/21/2012 8:47:23 AM EDT
[#5]
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
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Posted: 11/21/2012 9:00:31 AM EDT
[#6]
hes just yackin on a bone..
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Posted: 11/21/2012 9:01:48 AM EDT
[#7]
You couldn't hear a dump truck if it were driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
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Posted: 11/21/2012 9:02:00 AM EDT
[#8]
You serious, Clark?
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Posted: 11/21/2012 9:03:14 AM EDT
[#9]
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Posted: 11/21/2012 9:03:48 AM EDT
[#10]
Todd: Hey Griswold, where you gonna put a tree that size?
Clark: Bend over I'll show you. Todd: Hey you gotta lot of nerve talking to me that way. Clark: I wasn't talking to YOU. |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 9:03:49 AM EDT
[#11]
"The little lights... they aren't twinkling."
"I know, Art. Thanks for noticing." |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 9:04:44 AM EDT
[#12]
Whendya get the tenament on wheels, Eddie?
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Posted: 11/21/2012 9:05:53 AM EDT
[#13]
"They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour."
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Posted: 11/21/2012 9:06:24 AM EDT
[#14]
Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark. |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 9:08:01 AM EDT
[#15]
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shitters full "Honey, have you checked our sh***er?" |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 9:08:27 AM EDT
[#16]
"So do washing-machines"
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Posted: 11/21/2012 9:12:34 AM EDT
[#17]
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Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so. This line makes me giggle to no end when I watch the movie.  
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Posted: 11/21/2012 9:16:29 AM EDT
[#18]
Eddie: Your company kill all them people in India not too long ago?
Clark: No, we missed out on that one. |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 9:21:49 AM EDT
[#19]
That's my favorite line from the movie.
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Posted: 11/21/2012 9:22:28 AM EDT
[#20]
not that I have a log
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Posted: 11/21/2012 9:27:56 AM EDT
[#21]
Eddie: If that cat had nine lives it sure used 'em all.
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Posted: 11/21/2012 9:30:33 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted: Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark. The oldest one's in the clinic gettin' cured off the Wild Turkey...and the youngest one's preparing for his career. CVN
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Posted: 11/21/2012 9:31:54 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark. The oldest one's in the clinic gettin' cured off the Wild Turkey...and the youngest one's preparing for his career. CVN College? |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 9:58:14 AM EDT
[#24]
Eat my road grit, liver lips!
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Posted: 11/21/2012 9:58:45 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark. The oldest one's in the clinic gettin' cured off the Wild Turkey...and the youngest one's preparing for his career. CVN College? CVN
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Posted: 11/21/2012 10:00:36 AM EDT
[#26]
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shitters full HAHAHAHA!LOL!  Love this movie. I will put it in after work. Thanks for the reminder.
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Posted: 11/21/2012 10:13:15 AM EDT
[#27]
Every thanksgiving, we eat dinner, then relax with a big BIG glass of Sailor Jerry's rum and Coke Zero and watch the hilarity of this movie.
We can all quote every line from start to finish...one of my favorite lines: DON'T THROW ME DOWN CLARK! CVN
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Posted: 11/21/2012 10:23:02 AM EDT
[#28]
[picks up the phone receiver] Get me somebody. Anybody. And get me somebody while I'm waiting.
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Posted: 11/21/2012 10:23:18 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
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Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark. The oldest one's in the clinic gettin' cured off the Wild Turkey...and the youngest one's preparing for his career. CVN College? CVN
You gotta be proud ... 
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Posted: 11/21/2012 10:28:42 AM EDT
[#30]
Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?
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Posted: 11/21/2012 10:29:26 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted: Yeah, where can I get some damn bait? Wrong Vacation. |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 10:34:32 AM EDT
[#32]
Clark's Dad during the squirrel scene - "I'm goin' in with him."
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Posted: 11/21/2012 10:34:54 AM EDT
[#33]
It's getting s bit nipply
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Posted: 11/21/2012 10:40:35 AM EDT
[#34]
Grace died thirty years agoooo!
THE BLESSSIIINNNNNGGGG!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 10:43:18 AM EDT
[#35]
This one tastes like lime.
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Posted: 11/21/2012 10:45:32 AM EDT
[#36]
 That's awesome I'm saving this one!
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Posted: 11/21/2012 11:50:27 AM EDT
[#37]
If you look up derp on wikipedia, there's a picture of this thread.
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Posted: 11/21/2012 11:59:58 AM EDT
[#38]
It couldn't get any hooters/hotter
Tis the season to be merry That's my name No shit Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 12:03:50 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted: Can't see the line can ya Russ?It couldn't get any hooters/hotter Tis the season to be merry That's my name No shit Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Nope. CVN
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Posted: 11/21/2012 12:11:33 PM EDT
[#40]
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
DID I DO IT RIGHT GUYS? |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 12:21:45 PM EDT
[#41]
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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. DID I DO IT RIGHT GUYS? good job honey...... jk go die in a fire |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 12:39:40 PM EDT
[#42]
Clark ..Tis the season to be merry
Counter girl...Hey that's my name Clark ...No Shit? |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 12:49:52 PM EDT
[#43]
Cousin Eddie: Clark, if you scratch his belly, he will love you till the day you die.
Clark: I really shouldn't Eddie, my hands are chapped. |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 1:37:13 PM EDT
[#44]
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Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark. They sell the moose mugs now.
http://www.thegreenhead.com/2004/09/national-lampoons-christmas-vacation-moose-mugs.php |
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