"I load my home defense shotgun with birdshot, because if I loaded it with buckshot I might actually
kill the guy...".
"Do you have any subsonic 223 ammo? I don't want my eardrums to burst if I ever have to shoot it off indoors...".
"A good 22 is all you need for defense. If somebody is charging you, just shoot them in the head...".
"The reason there is so much surplus M855 on the market is because it was just banned by the Geneva Convention for doing too much damage...".
"If you spray your bullets with Pam cooking spray they'll pass right through body armor, because Pam is made out of Teflon...".
"Our soldiers are using Taurus Judges for house to house fighting...".
"My AR15 can be converted to fire full auto with just a file and a paper clip...".
"Is that a SPAS12? (Benelli M3). You shouldn't have one of those-Clinton banned them...".
The list goes on