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Posted: 11/20/2012 6:59:19 AM EDT

The doves were an exceptionally nice touch...dontcha think?

Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:01:09 AM EDT
[#1]
Unless that is a cocaine waterfall, Whitney isn't in her Heaven.  And, unless Whitney is a little boy, Michael isn't in his Heaven either.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:01:47 AM EDT
[#2]
Pedophile Druggie Heaven....
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:03:02 AM EDT
[#3]
Isn't she a little old for him?
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:06:59 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Unless that is a cocaine waterfall, Whitney isn't in her Heaven.  And, unless Whitney is a little boy, Michael isn't in his Heaven either.


Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:08:21 AM EDT
[#5]
first fuckin post
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:08:44 AM EDT
[#6]

Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:09:44 AM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:10:52 AM EDT
[#8]
Thank you OP, I have found what my first tattoo will be
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:10:55 AM EDT
[#9]
Printed on velvet and framed in black plastic trim.........your's for only $29.95 at your local inner city swap meet.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:11:45 AM EDT
[#10]
I liked Michael Jackson , ... way back when he was black.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:11:50 AM EDT
[#11]
first post
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:12:39 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Isn't she a little old for him?


I think the "artist" meant for it to look like a duet ....maybe they were singing "Ebony and Ivory..... 20 years later"
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:19:32 AM EDT
[#13]

Junkies don't get to go to heaven? Why not?
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:25:27 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:

Junkies don't get to go to heaven? Why not?


I thought you didn't get to go if you killed yourself.....
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:27:40 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:

Junkies don't get to go to heaven? Why not?


because arfcom is being channeled in from a bonx corner bar circa 1955

and they dont wanna hear no bullshit nohow from any beatnick punks
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:27:49 AM EDT
[#16]
Those doves belonged to the artist formerly known as Prince.





Speed


 
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:28:53 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Junkies don't get to go to heaven? Why not?


because arfcom is being channeled in from a bonx corner bar circa 1955

and they dont wanna hear no bullshit nohow from any beatnick punks


+1
fuckin buncha pinko bastids!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:33:08 AM EDT
[#18]
But how 'bout Tefflon?  Where's the luv......
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:35:31 AM EDT
[#19]
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But how 'bout Tefflon?  Where's the luv......


Junkie heaven got standards too
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:41:53 AM EDT
[#20]



Quoted:



Quoted:



Junkies don't get to go to heaven? Why not?




because arfcom is being channeled in from a bonx corner bar circa 1955



and they dont wanna hear no bullshit nohow from any beatnick punks


bonx
 
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:42:41 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Junkies don't get to go to heaven? Why not?


I thought you didn't get to go if you killed yourself.....


Blessed are the poor in spirit...

eta: besides, the idea that suicides are damned is a Catholic invention. It's not in the bible. It's one of those made up traditions that folks just accept for some reason.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:44:30 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Unless that is a cocaine waterfall, Whitney isn't in her Heaven.  And, unless Whitney is a little boy, Michael isn't in his Heaven either.


[/thread]
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:53:01 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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Junkies don't get to go to heaven? Why not?


I thought you didn't get to go if you killed yourself.....


Blessed are the poor in spirit...

eta: besides, the idea that suicides are damned is a Catholic invention. It's not in the bible. It's one of those made up traditions that folks just accept for some reason.


Lol...AFAIK the whole thing is a made up invention that some folks just accept for some reason...you aren't taking my thread seriously are you Snow? Especially with my screename?
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:55:56 AM EDT
[#24]
When doves cryWhen doves cry (Doves cry, doves cry)When doves cry (Doves cry, doves cry)Don't Cry (Don't Cry)When doves cryWhen doves cryWhen doves cryWhen Doves cry (Doves cry, doves cry, doves cryDon't cryDarling don't cryDon't cryDon't cryDon't cry





Link Posted: 11/20/2012 8:18:54 AM EDT
[#25]
kinda looks like he just accidently dropped a pound of nose candy on the floor
big poof cloud of coke and all....
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 8:26:11 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Printed on velvet and framed in black plastic trim.........your's for only $29.95 at your local inner city swap meet.


What street corner are these available from?  
I could do 80% of my Christmas shopping in one shot... Leaving behind a very confused thug as to why a honky just picked up several homemade rap CDs and horrible "art".

As you can guess, I don't particularly care for a good portion of the folks I am obligated to buy crap for.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 8:36:00 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:

Junkies don't get to go to heaven? Why not?


because arfcom is being channeled in from a bonx corner bar circa 1955

and they dont wanna hear no bullshit nohow from any beatnick punks

bonx


 



correct my spellin will ya

you wise ass collich punk
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 8:38:17 AM EDT
[#28]
I wonder if the doves in heaven shit on you like the ones here on earth?
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 8:47:04 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
first fuckin post


Knocked it out of the park I'd say.

Link Posted: 11/20/2012 5:17:36 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Unless that is a cocaine waterfall, Whitney isn't in her Heaven.  And, unless Whitney is a little boy, Michael isn't in his Heaven either.


classic
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 5:45:00 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

Junkies don't get to go to heaven? Why not?


I thought you didn't get to go if you killed yourself.....


Blessed are the poor in spirit...

eta: besides, the idea that suicides are damned is a Catholic invention. It's not in the bible. It's one of those made up traditions that folks just accept for some reason.


Lol...AFAIK the whole thing is a made up invention that some folks just accept for some reason...you aren't taking my thread seriously are you Snow? Especially with my screename?


So what you're saying is that you're a troll who lied about Junkie Heaven.

Thanks a lot. Now I have to go to rehab. So much for a quick way into paradise.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 6:25:49 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
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Junkies don't get to go to heaven? Why not?


I thought you didn't get to go if you killed yourself.....


Blessed are the poor in spirit...

eta: besides, the idea that suicides are damned is a Catholic invention. It's not in the bible. It's one of those made up traditions that folks just accept for some reason.


Lol...AFAIK the whole thing is a made up invention that some folks just accept for some reason...you aren't taking my thread seriously are you Snow? Especially with my screename?


So what you're saying is that you're a troll who lied about Junkie Heaven.

Thanks a lot. Now I have to go to rehab. So much for a quick way into paradise.


You could say no, no no.



Link Posted: 11/20/2012 6:30:04 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
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Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
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Junkies don't get to go to heaven? Why not?


I thought you didn't get to go if you killed yourself.....


Blessed are the poor in spirit...

eta: besides, the idea that suicides are damned is a Catholic invention. It's not in the bible. It's one of those made up traditions that folks just accept for some reason.


Lol...AFAIK the whole thing is a made up invention that some folks just accept for some reason...you aren't taking my thread seriously are you Snow? Especially with my screename?


So what you're saying is that you're a troll who lied about Junkie Heaven.

Thanks a lot. Now I have to go to rehab. So much for a quick way into paradise.


You could say no, no no.





That didn't work out so well for the last person.
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 6:44:19 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
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Junkies don't get to go to heaven? Why not?


I thought you didn't get to go if you killed yourself.....


Blessed are the poor in spirit...

eta: besides, the idea that suicides are damned is a Catholic invention. It's not in the bible. It's one of those made up traditions that folks just accept for some reason.


Lol...AFAIK the whole thing is a made up invention that some folks just accept for some reason...you aren't taking my thread seriously are you Snow? Especially with my screename?


So what you're saying is that you're a troll who lied about Junkie Heaven.

Thanks a lot. Now I have to go to rehab. So much for a quick way into paradise.


You could say no, no no.





That didn't work out so well for the last person.


Is there still a skank heaven? Do they have doves?
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:28:27 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:

Junkies don't get to go to heaven? Why not?


Because.

Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:37:56 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Unless that is a cocaine waterfall, Whitney isn't in her Heaven.  And, unless Whitney is a little boy, Michael isn't in his Heaven either.




Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:40:52 PM EDT
[#37]
Sham'on'e
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:43:15 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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Junkies don't get to go to heaven? Why not?


I thought you didn't get to go if you killed yourself.....


Blessed are the poor in spirit...

eta: besides, the idea that suicides are damned is a Catholic invention. It's not in the bible. It's one of those made up traditions that folks just accept for some reason.


What about the parts that they left out of the bible when it was pieced together all those years ago?
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:46:19 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
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Junkies don't get to go to heaven? Why not?


I thought you didn't get to go if you killed yourself.....


Blessed are the poor in spirit...

eta: besides, the idea that suicides are damned is a Catholic invention. It's not in the bible. It's one of those made up traditions that folks just accept for some reason.


What about the parts that they left out of the bible when it was pieced together all those years ago?


The apocrypha? I thought that it was even warmer and fuzzier than the new testament?
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:50:51 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
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Junkies don't get to go to heaven? Why not?


I thought you didn't get to go if you killed yourself.....


Blessed are the poor in spirit...

eta: besides, the idea that suicides are damned is a Catholic invention. It's not in the bible. It's one of those made up traditions that folks just accept for some reason.


What about the parts that they left out of the bible when it was pieced together all those years ago?


The apocrypha? I thought that it was even warmer and fuzzier than the new testament?


I don't know about you but I love BBQ pork ribs.  That is a no no and is specifically mentioned.

I guess only good Jews go to heaven.  And Mormons of course.  At least according to the gospel of South Park.  
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:54:21 PM EDT
[#41]
My heaven does not include encounters with either of them.
 
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 7:55:16 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
kinda looks like he just accidently dropped a pound of nose candy on the floor
big poof cloud of coke and all....




"Goddamn it, you did that on purpose!  You're a fucking narcotics agent, I knew it!!!"
Link Posted: 11/20/2012 8:45:28 PM EDT
[#43]



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Junkies don't get to go to heaven? Why not?




because arfcom is being channeled in from a bonx corner bar circa 1955



and they dont wanna hear no bullshit nohow from any beatnick punks


bonx





 






correct my spellin will ya



you wise ass collich punk


A Bonx Tale
 
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