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Posted: 8/13/2002 8:30:57 AM EDT
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According to Lisa Marie, her and the one gloved wonder were never intimate during their brief marriage. I'd tap it. |
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Posted: 8/13/2002 9:51:05 AM EDT
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Quoted: So Nicholas Cage married Lisa Marie Presley...either he really wants to be closer to the "King", or he has lost all taste. Just think she had been very intimate with Michael Jackson not all that long ago. That alone should be reason enough to never have another man touch you for the rest of your life...BRRRRRRRRRRRRR....just thinking bout it gives me the willies.... I strongly doubt that the jackson creature has ever been intimate with anything of the female gender. |
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Posted: 8/13/2002 10:33:00 AM EDT
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But, Still, You can just hear Jacko braggin to his butt budies: "yep, when Nicko kisses Lisa Marie on the lips he'll know what my pee pee taste like"
Damn, that was kinda rancid. |
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Posted: 8/13/2002 11:11:32 AM EDT
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Just thinking if I were in Nick's position...does Massingil make one with chlorine bleach? :) Oh hell...just soak her in a vat of bleach for a day or two....something bout kissing MJ by proxy makes me wanna [puke]
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Posted: 8/13/2002 11:17:52 AM EDT
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Jacko is a homo. And a little boy homo at that.
Lisa Marie had no contact with the freak. Besides, jacko homo was a real germ freak back then as well. I don't know what he was thinking when it came to germs and children. So Nicholas has a freak free woman, I think. Hell I'd do her as well, just to tell the King when I get to heaven, " He man, I did your daughter." |
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