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Posted: 11/16/2012 6:04:22 PM EDT
Worse than crack cocaine or crystal meth, raw milk, or ‘raw’ as it’s called on the streets,  is now the number one substance of abuse among children aged five to twelve.  Most of these kids have ‘cool’ parents, who claim that raw is good for their kids, and that as long as they’re drinking it at home, they’re not hurting anyone else.  As a matter of fact, most child raw addicts were turned on to the substance by the very people who are supposed to be protecting them–mom and dad.

Raw is such a rampant epidemic that the Feds have taken notice.

Recently, a small Amish farm in Pennsylvania was raided by the FDA and a group of US Marshals for selling raw to willing consumers.  Some time in April of 2010, at about 5 AM, these Amish ‘dealers’ were put under the heat lamps and pumped for information, much like the cows they own are pumped for their ‘product’.  According to terrified onlookers, this is how it went down:

Feds:  “Where’s the juice, Big M?” (a.k.a. Malachai, whose name we changed to protect his family)  “We know you’ve been selling it across state lines.  That’s a federal crime, beardy boy.”

Big M:  “We don’t abideth by your modern laws, G-Man.  So shoveth thee off my farm.  And taketh Food and Drug man with thee.  That raw is for personal use.”

But alas, Malachai was outnumbered, and outsmarted.  The Feds eventually found vats of raw, unprocessed milk labeled for sale to different cities around the country.  The Feds had found their smoking gun.  It was all they needed to gain a conviction.

The charge:  Posession with intent to distribute…raw milk.

http://gpdit.wordpress.com/2011/05/05/amish-mafia-busted-for-selling-raw-milk/
Link Posted: 11/16/2012 6:05:08 PM EDT
[#1]
In before aimless

Long live raw milk!







Link Posted: 11/16/2012 6:06:51 PM EDT
[#2]
but was it bagged?


Link Posted: 11/16/2012 6:08:36 PM EDT
[#3]
For the chirruns safety
Link Posted: 11/16/2012 6:12:04 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 11/16/2012 6:13:21 PM EDT
[#5]
Fucking absurd...



You know, if someone wants to take the small freaking chance that they'll get sick from raw milk, fucking let them. Liberals bitch about choice in a woman's body and letting her kill a baby, but I want fucking raw milk and I go to jail? Fucking retarded country....


 
Link Posted: 11/16/2012 6:14:57 PM EDT
[#6]
They should arrest children of the corn.
Link Posted: 11/16/2012 6:39:45 PM EDT
[#7]
FBHO
Link Posted: 11/16/2012 6:41:27 PM EDT
[#8]
Fuck Bagged Milk
Link Posted: 11/16/2012 6:42:24 PM EDT
[#9]
Those amishholes.
Link Posted: 11/16/2012 6:45:22 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
In before aimless

Long live raw milk!












QFT
Link Posted: 11/16/2012 6:47:59 PM EDT
[#11]
GMO?  You can have all you want.

Organic?  Better have the .gov stamp of approval.

TC
Link Posted: 11/16/2012 6:49:03 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Worse than crack cocaine or crystal meth, raw milk, or ‘raw’ as it’s called on the streets,  is now the number one substance of abuse among children aged five to twelve.  Most of these kids have ‘cool’ parents, who claim that raw is good for their kids, and that as long as they’re drinking it at home, they’re not hurting anyone else.  As a matter of fact, most child raw addicts were turned on to the substance by the very people who are supposed to be protecting them–mom and dad.

Raw is such a rampant epidemic that the Feds have taken notice.

Recently, a small Amish farm in Pennsylvania was raided by the FDA and a group of US Marshals for selling raw to willing consumers.  Some time in April of 2010, at about 5 AM, these Amish ‘dealers’ were put under the heat lamps and pumped for information, much like the cows they own are pumped for their ‘product’.  According to terrified onlookers, this is how it went down:

Feds:  “Where’s the juice, Big M?” (a.k.a. Malachai, whose name we changed to protect his family)  “We know you’ve been selling it across state lines.  That’s a federal crime, beardy boy.”

Big M:  “We don’t abideth by your modern laws, G-Man.  So shoveth thee off my farm.  And taketh Food and Drug man with thee.  That raw is for personal use.”

But alas, Malachai was outnumbered, and outsmarted.  The Feds eventually found vats of raw, unprocessed milk labeled for sale to different cities around the country.  The Feds had found their smoking gun.  It was all they needed to gain a conviction.

The charge:  Posession with intent to distribute…raw milk.

http://gpdit.wordpress.com/2011/05/05/amish-mafia-busted-for-selling-raw-milk/


First they give us tha work [barns and cabinetry son]  then they throw us in jail

Road trip yeah I'm trafficking tha white please Lord don't let me go to jail tonight.


Link Posted: 11/16/2012 6:50:32 PM EDT
[#13]
Fucking milkies...
Don't they understand that we can't have fucking anarchy?
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