Raccoon Penis toothpick

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Posted: 11/12/2012 12:56:31 PM EDT

Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

Posted: 11/12/2012 12:57:04 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:

Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?

Posted: 11/12/2012 12:58:08 PM EDT

[#2]

This thread is very difficult and confusing to masturbate to

Posted: 11/12/2012 12:58:24 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?

no just want to make one for a joke

Posted: 11/12/2012 12:58:34 PM EDT

[#4]

Rabies dickpick?

Posted: 11/12/2012 12:58:55 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?

Serious question

Posted: 11/12/2012 12:59:30 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?

no just want to make one for a joke

I'm sure

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:01:16 PM EDT

[#7]

Do you also like fish sticks?

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:01:22 PM EDT

[#8]

this is officially weirder than the transgender kids in the other thread. you want to use coon penis to pick your teeth as a joke.

Hope it kills at the improv

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:01:44 PM EDT

[#9]

They make ear rings out of them here in Arkansas! Yea...we don't put them in our mouth though...

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:02:20 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?

no just want to make one for a joke

It's ok OP. We won't judge you.

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:02:58 PM EDT

[#11]

If I ever play in another band, I now know what I'm going to call it.

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:03:49 PM EDT

[#12]

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They make ear rings out of them here in Arkansas! Yea...we don't put them in our mouth though...

I've heard of them being used for swizzle sticks, too. Google "raccoon baculum."

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:03:51 PM EDT

[#13]

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:04:09 PM EDT

[#14]

Just cut the bone out of its dick and sharpen the end after it has dried out good. I have never put on in my mouth but I used to leave one on my desk when I was selling cars just for a conversation piece. If I knew the customer would get a kick out of it I would tell them. If it was someone I knew it would piss of I would tell them it was a wingbone out of a turkey.

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:04:26 PM EDT

[#15]

Pics?

Wait, NVMND.

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:05:48 PM EDT

[#16]

No thanks. I'll pass.

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:06:01 PM EDT

[#17]

I have one, but not one made into a toothpick.

I ID'd it when someone was wearing it at the Wannamacher show in Tulsa.

The guy was so impressed I knew what it was, he gave it to me. Then they told me it was a fertility sign. I took it off immediately.

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:06:37 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
They make ear rings out of them here in Arkansas! Yea...we don't put them in our mouth though...

I've heard of them being used for swizzle sticks, too. Google "raccoon baculum."

swizzle sticks would be a good idea

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:07:29 PM EDT

[#19]

No, but I have a possum skull ballsack scratcher. Not to mention my great white shark jaw cockring.

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:08:27 PM EDT

[#20]

I use one.......

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:08:49 PM EDT

[#21]

They make canes out of bulls dicks too.

http://www.fashionablecanes.com/550.html

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:09:57 PM EDT

[#22]

No tooth picks in the old days that was it!

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:10:35 PM EDT

[#23]

No tooth picks in the old days that was it!

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:10:39 PM EDT

[#24]

IN before "I would suck on the last raccoon penis that was in her to get a taste"

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:14:58 PM EDT

[#25]

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:16:54 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2389/1691655712_d7486331f6_z.jpg

Wow, I thought the OP's story was going to be some new variation of a Snipe but there it is.

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:17:33 PM EDT

[#27]

Fucking Texas

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:17:56 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
I use one.......

Fucking Mississippi

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:24:05 PM EDT

[#29]

You like fish sticks?

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:27:42 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I use one.......

Fucking Mississippi

Fucking Yankees

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:33:57 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?

no just want to make one for a joke

It's ok OP. We won't judge you.

Yes we will

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:39:56 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
They make canes out of bulls dicks too.

http://www.fashionablecanes.com/550.html

Rub it a few times and it turns into a hiking staff!

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:44:43 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
If I ever play in another band, I now know what I'm going to call it.

Coon Dick Toothpick? I like it!!!!!

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:45:50 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
They make ear rings out of them here in Arkansas! Yea...we don't put them in our mouth though...

Ah..so putting animal penises in your ears is kosher, but not your mouth. I'll never understand fashion...

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:48:17 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
They make canes out of bulls dicks too.

http://www.fashionablecanes.com/550.html

Was scrolling through this thread to see if that was mentioned. Never knew it until we took my son's deer to the processor a couple weeks ago. The guy had several on a shelf and told me what they were and what he was going to make out of them. Thought it was pretty interesting.

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:50:07 PM EDT

[#36]

They had some weird shit like this on the show Oddities. I don't know why anyone would want to buy or possess something else's dick, but whatever floats your boat.

Posted: 11/12/2012 1:51:51 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Anybody ever make one? Some of the guys I hunt with were talking about this. I shoot a bunch of coons every year and was wondering how to make one.

So, you want to put an animals dick in your mouth?

no just want to make one for a joke

It's ok OP. We won't judge you.

Yes we will

+1

Posted: 11/12/2012 2:09:41 PM EDT

[#38]

I used to know some old timers who had 'em. Never saw anybody with one in their mouth though.

Mainly just novelty things and souveniers of the coon hunter crowd.

Hell, nobody even hunt's 'em anymore around me.

We used to get $40 for a good one and would get several in a night.

And around these parts the correct term is "coon pecker toothpick".

Posted: 11/12/2012 2:14:52 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
I used to know some old timers who had 'em. Never saw anybody with one in their mouth though.

Mainly just novelty things and souveniers of the coon hunter crowd.

Hell, nobody even hunt's 'em anymore around me.

We used to get $40 for a good one and would get several in a night.

And around these parts the correct term is "coon pecker toothpick".

I don't hunt for coons but if I see one I shoot it they destroy my feeders

Posted: 11/12/2012 2:17:03 PM EDT

[#40]

There is some cracker ass shit going down in this MF.

Posted: 11/12/2012 2:22:33 PM EDT

[#41]

I've got a buddy that carries around an "Arkansas Toothpick" with him all of the time.

Here he is at his wedding. You can see it sticking out of the front pocket of his overalls.

Posted: 11/12/2012 2:23:10 PM EDT

[#42]

This thread is dildoes animal peckers!

Posted: 11/12/2012 2:26:56 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
They make canes out of bulls dicks too.

http://www.fashionablecanes.com/550.html

impressive... they also make them into dog chew toys
3' of bull "pizzle" as the package says

Posted: 11/12/2012 2:32:03 PM EDT

[#44]

Popcorn Sutton used to use a raccoon dick at the mouth of his still to drip moonshine into the jars. I found it hilarious as everyone who drank his moonshine drank shine that had been run over a coon pecker!

Posted: 11/12/2012 2:32:35 PM EDT

[#45]

We used to hunt them at my Grand pa's place in Sonora, TX and make tooth picks all the time. Kill the coon, cut the bone out, boil it to get the meat off, sharpen it and stick in your hat band. They are great conversation pieces/starters. Most people just stared and said "No Way!" when we told them what they were. My sister killed one that turned out to be a bout 5 inches long. We were all like "NO WAY!".

Posted: 11/12/2012 2:33:19 PM EDT

[#46]

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Do you also like fish sticks?

I came here to post this.

Posted: 11/12/2012 2:33:32 PM EDT

[#47]

Would that make you a cock sucker then?

Posted: 11/12/2012 2:34:24 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
I've got a buddy that carries around an "Arkansas Toothpick" with him all of the time.

Here he is at his wedding. You can see it sticking out of the front pocket of his overalls.

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580599_2917641150700_482956871_n.jpg

This cannot be real

Posted: 11/12/2012 2:34:55 PM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:
I've got a buddy that carries around an "Arkansas Toothpick" with him all of the time.

Here he is at his wedding. You can see it sticking out of the front pocket of his overalls.

http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580599_2917641150700_482956871_n.jpg

An Arkansas Toothpick is a knife.

Posted: 11/12/2012 2:35:57 PM EDT

[#50]

No thank's!

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