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Posted: 8/11/2002 11:52:32 AM EDT
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Keys to a happy marriage?
1. Find a woman who cooks and cleans. 2. Find a woman who likes sex. 3. Find a woman who's got money. 4. Don't let your wife find out about the other three women. |
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Posted: 8/11/2002 11:58:13 AM EDT
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Nah, every woman is different, my wife likes a good argument and hates for me to cave in.
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Posted: 8/11/2002 12:10:40 PM EDT
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Here's an example of a [url=mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=200371]Happy Marriage[/url]
No thanks. I'll stay single. Maybe adopt an 18yr old nympho. Kinda like Woody Allen. [;D] |
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Posted: 8/11/2002 12:27:05 PM EDT
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The keys to a happy marrage.
1. The keys to a secluded 25,000 acre estate. 2. The keys to a garage of fine automobiles, trucks, motorcycles, and all of the tools to keep them running. 3. The keys to the gold reserves at Fort Knox. With those keys who would want to get married! |
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Posted: 8/11/2002 12:33:10 PM EDT
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A blond haired blue eyed Souix?
I had heard that the most important thing is to always kiss your wife goodbye, it may be the last time you see her The second most important thing is to call home to let her know you are on your way there. [:)] |
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Posted: 8/11/2002 12:54:23 PM EDT
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If you would have had her pose for this picture about 4 more inches to her left, she would have had a NICE RACK...of antlers. A 6-pointer!
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Posted: 8/11/2002 1:04:47 PM EDT
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Can you say Lorena Bobbitt??
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Posted: 8/11/2002 3:34:36 PM EDT
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Quoted: A blond haired blue eyed Souix? Yeah, she is mostly German/Irish but she has some Souix Indian from her mothers side. She is about 1/16 Souix...[:D] |
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Posted: 8/11/2002 3:38:45 PM EDT
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Quoted: Can you say Lorena Bobbitt?? Hey, don't give her any ideas!!![xx(][xx(][xx(] |
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Posted: 8/11/2002 4:24:07 PM EDT
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No thanks. I'll stay single. Maybe adopt an 18yr old nympho. Kinda like Woody Allen. [;D] A wise man indeed! |
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Posted: 8/11/2002 4:25:47 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: A blond haired blue eyed Souix? Yeah, she is mostly German/Irish but she has some Souix Indian from her mothers side. She is about 1/16 Souix...[:D] 1/16 Souix? Isn't everybody? I swear, I don't think I know anyone who doesn't claim to have "1/16th" of some kind of injun in them. I mean seriously, where would you even come up with a 1/16th? Like your great, great grandpa was half injun or something? |
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Posted: 8/11/2002 4:47:01 PM EDT
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My grandmother was 1/2 Blackfoot Injun but as I'm blond/blue eyed,6'3 and could pass for a SS trooper I don't think 1/8 blackfoot blood is very relevant.
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Posted: 8/11/2002 5:16:20 PM EDT
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Quoted: A blond haired blue eyed Souix? I had heard that the most important thing is to always kiss your wife goodbye, it may be the last time you see her The second most important is to call home to let her know you are on your way their. [:)] |
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Posted: 8/11/2002 7:30:15 PM EDT
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Ok Lordtrader, whoever made that little movie has been spying on me.
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Posted: 8/12/2002 4:40:26 AM EDT
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Quoted: Ok Lordtrader, whoever made that little movie has been spying on me. HEHEHE directed by your truly |
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Posted: 8/12/2002 5:51:47 AM EDT
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ShamusMC0I and Greyghost(A.K.A. The PC Police[;)]),
Relax guys, she doesn't take the Souix gene's very seriously, notice the [:D][:D][:D] in my original post. I was just teasing her about it when she was checking out my hawk. I just put it in because it WAS sarcastic. [;)] BTW her great grandfather was full blooded Souix, must have had a taste for them pale women...[:D] Cheers! |
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Posted: 8/12/2002 6:30:49 AM EDT
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A buddy of mine says he used to hqave just a few criteria for a woman.
1. Likes sex 2. cooks and cleans 3. enjoys brass preparation (he used to shoot several thousand rounds of match-grade hand loads each year and brass prep was a major drain on his time and energy.) He's cut that list down to the top two these days. |
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