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I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.  So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'  He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!  So I called him a horse's rear end. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.  






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I didn't give a darn. My car was parked around the corner...



Hehe--I received this in e-mail.  I thought it was hilarious.  [:D]