My name is Fuzzbean and I can't stop shooting air guns.
As a teenager I put 10,000+ rounds through a Crossman 766 until it fell apart. Then I got a Benjamin that is now awaiting a valve job after 18 years of service. Even tried an RWS 1100 fps job for a while, but felt it needed a scope and couldn't get one to stay on it. Except for testing, I never shoot airguns from a bench like I usually do real guns. Since I started firing my SKS and AR-15 in local DCM competition I've discovered that my offhand shooting is way ahead of my prone or sitting, compared with the other guys there.
Now I just bought me an older Benjamin air pistol and can't seem to stop shooting the cheap ammo it uses. My neighbors probably don't know about this, but I'm 37 years old so it'd be embarrassing if they found out.