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Side note: Ran by some sailors (likely SeaBees) this morning wearing BDUs - I still get a kick out of seeing how ridiculous people look in your pointy covers when they aren't pressed just right - kinda like what the airborne types are feeling seeing most of us in ill-formed, poorly fitted berets. Anyway, funny thing is most of my soldiers saw them and figured them to be Marines. That must just drive you guys nuts [:)].
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That was a pretty rare sight. Usually the Seabees keep their covers squared away. Especially their sateen covers.
Corpsmen, being our comrades in arms, are extended the privlege of wearing the Marine "Service" uniforms. These uniforms are the step between cammies and "Dress". However, while wearing my service uniform they are held to the same grooming standards as Marines. One fine day at New River I went into medical to get my PPD read (Didn't want to get on the SgtMaj's shit list for not getting that mission done!). When right before my very eyeballs, behind the sign in counter, is Seaman Schmucketelly wearing my Service "Charlies" with enough hair on his neck you could braid it, and the front was falling over his eyes. I was just about to ask him where his Chief was at, so I could ask why the grooming standards were not being followed. I intended to handle the issue at the the SNCO/CPO level.
"Can I help you Sarge?"
I felt my ears turn purple and the vein on my forehead start to pulse.
"Yeah Sunshine, how about you getting a fuck'n hair cut! And the next time you call me Sarge you're gonna wake up on the other side of this quarterdeck (where Dental is located) with a proctologist picking tooth fragments outta yer ass and a dentist fitting you for dentures!"
About that time the Senior Chief came scurrying over to see what the hell was going on.
"What seems to be the...Jeezuz Schmucketelly! Get outta that uniform and get a damn haircut before you get us all killed! Sorry about that Staff Sergeant...I'll take care of it! Is there anything else I can do?"
"Can I get my PPD read?"
I just knew my immunization record was going to be "lost" when I walked out of there.
About 2 hours later I walk into my shop and find Seaman Schmucketelly in dungarees, standing at parade rest, with my medical record on a nearby desk. The young lad was sporting a horseshoe that would have made Chesty Puller proud.
"I just wanted to say I was way out of line Staff Sergeant. I brought your records so I could show you the entry for your PPD."
"That's a mighty good haircut you got there Sailor. Thanks for coming down here to show me the record. Why don't you go back to the barracks and put your Charlies on."
I went back down to medical and made peace with the Corpsmen. But yeah, there were "those times".[:D]