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Posted: 8/5/2002 4:55:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 3:14:32 PM EDT
[#1]
This is worth a trip BTT.
Link Posted: 8/5/2002 3:30:07 PM EDT
[#2]
When you thought I wasn't looking...
By McUZI

When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw where you hid your money. I stole $20 from your purse

When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw where you hid the key to the booze cabinet. I drank half the vodka, and filled the rest of the bottle with water

When you thought I wasn't looking, I shot that damn cat with my BB gun, and blamed it's limp on the dog

When you thought I wasn't looking, I was rummaging through your dresser drawers. I stole the naked pictures of mom that dad took, and showed the to all my friends.

When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw mommy and daddy sniffing coke. I then found out where they kept their stash (Again. The stupid bastards thought I wasn't looking) and tried it.
Now they think I am ADHD, and they put me on Ritalin. NO MOM! I'M REALLY JUST STRUNG OUT LIKE YOU!!!



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