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Posted: 10/9/2012 8:55:40 AM EDT
When I noticed..... Geese have webbed feet... But when they walk, as they step they squish their webbed foot together. If they didn't, they would trip themselves.
 I bored.... Yup I know it but I'm getting paid...
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Posted: 10/9/2012 8:57:13 AM EDT
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Based on your picture...
Gay....Goose.....and Florida. All the makings. ETA: Hanna park? |
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Posted: 10/9/2012 8:58:46 AM EDT
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I guys, I think I found DK's long lost brother from FL!
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Posted: 10/9/2012 9:02:28 AM EDT
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The other day, while dodging puddles of green sludge in our parking lot, it occurred to me how lucky we are that those big bastards don't shit while flying.
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Posted: 10/9/2012 9:03:50 AM EDT
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hahahahah
you work for gay |
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Posted: 10/9/2012 9:04:06 AM EDT
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In the land of the Danes this thread would be a p0rn thread.
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Posted: 10/9/2012 9:05:33 AM EDT
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Just don't get sparky & go looking for a drawer.
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Posted: 10/9/2012 9:08:25 AM EDT
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The webbed feet have evolved out of the need to escape from dresser drawers.
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Posted: 10/9/2012 9:10:24 AM EDT
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When I noticed..... Geese have webbed feet... But when they walk, as they step they squish their webbed foot together. If they didn't, they would trip themselves. I bored.... Yup I know it but I'm getting paid...
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b96/leondana/E184705A-3D36-4FE6-A37D-11E0E0C59F01-6741-0000077CD1751E9E.jpg So you're DKProff's new "wingman" huh. I heard he had a new one. Seems the other guy effed up and brought him back a Mallard late one Friday night, and DK was pissed. He doesn't do the interspecies thing. You do know the DK stands for Duck Killer right? Yeah, long story, but he made up an air tight alibi, and no feathers were found. Angry lovers. Bad medicine. Edited to add. Do pay attention to the tail feathers. He supposedly likes the ladies to have a little extra fluff in that area.
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Posted: 10/9/2012 9:10:47 AM EDT
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hahahahah you work for gay Hahahahahahahah.... Acutually I married one of his daughters... 
Nope.. I'm on the southside around JTB. 
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Posted: 10/9/2012 9:16:23 AM EDT
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Quoted: hahahahah you work for gay   |
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Posted: 10/9/2012 9:19:19 AM EDT
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When I noticed..... Geese have webbed feet... But when they walk, as they step they squish their webbed foot together. If they didn't, they would trip themselves. I bored.... Yup I know it but I'm getting paid...
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b96/leondana/E184705A-3D36-4FE6-A37D-11E0E0C59F01-6741-0000077CD1751E9E.jpg So you're DKProff's new "wingman" huh. I heard he had a new one. Seems the other guy effed up and brought him back a Mallard late one Friday night, and DK was pissed. He doesn't do the interspecies thing. You do know the DK stands for Duck Killer right? Yeah, long story, but he made up an air tight alibi, and no feathers were found. Angry lovers. Bad medicine. Edited to add. Do pay attention to the tail feathers. He supposedly likes the ladies to have a little extra fluff in that area. Hahahaha.... 6 years ago I was on my honeymoon and I saw this statue and I took a photo for him... 87 interwebz for the person who tells me where it is!!!! 
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Posted: 10/9/2012 9:21:59 AM EDT
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When I noticed..... Geese have webbed feet... But when they walk, as they step they squish their webbed foot together. If they didn't, they would trip themselves. I bored.... Yup I know it but I'm getting paid...
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b96/leondana/E184705A-3D36-4FE6-A37D-11E0E0C59F01-6741-0000077CD1751E9E.jpg So you're DKProff's new "wingman" huh. I heard he had a new one. Seems the other guy effed up and brought him back a Mallard late one Friday night, and DK was pissed. He doesn't do the interspecies thing. You do know the DK stands for Duck Killer right? Yeah, long story, but he made up an air tight alibi, and no feathers were found. Angry lovers. Bad medicine. Edited to add. Do pay attention to the tail feathers. He supposedly likes the ladies to have a little extra fluff in that area. Check the comforter and pillows .
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Posted: 10/9/2012 9:23:19 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: When I noticed..... Geese have webbed feet... But when they walk, as they step they squish their webbed foot together. If they didn't, they would trip themselves. I bored.... Yup I know it but I'm getting paid...http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b96/leondana/E184705A-3D36-4FE6-A37D-11E0E0C59F01-6741-0000077CD1751E9E.jpg So you're DKProff's new "wingman" huh. I heard he had a new one. Seems the other guy effed up and brought him back a Mallard late one Friday night, and DK was pissed. He doesn't do the interspecies thing. You do know the DK stands for Duck Killer right? Yeah, long story, but he made up an air tight alibi, and no feathers were found. Angry lovers. Bad medicine. Edited to add. Do pay attention to the tail feathers. He supposedly likes the ladies to have a little extra fluff in that area. Hahahaha.... 6 years ago I was on my honeymoon and I saw this statue and I took a photo for him... 87 interwebz for the person who tells me where it is!!!! http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b96/leondana/7A44D518-B0F8-4D45-961D-9FABAAA215EB-6741-00000784661C4457.jpg DK-Profs Rape Room Man Cave? |
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Posted: 10/9/2012 9:27:25 AM EDT
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So, OP, you have a goose foot fetish? That's wierd. That's even wierder than DK's proclivity for goosex.
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Posted: 10/9/2012 9:31:43 AM EDT
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So I'm sitting in a parking lot watching a goose...
and surfing Craigslist looking for a used dresser What the OP is really doing
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Posted: 10/9/2012 9:31:49 AM EDT
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What.... You didn't know we had statues made of ourselves??? That me... the one smiling in the background while he chokes our first victim together...
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Posted: 10/9/2012 9:35:44 AM EDT
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The other day, while dodging puddles of green sludge in our parking lot, it occurred to me how lucky we are that those big bastards don't shit while flying. Oh, but they do. |
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Posted: 10/9/2012 9:44:53 AM EDT
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Hahahaha.... 6 years ago I was on my honeymoon and I saw this statue and I took a photo for him... 87 interwebz for the person who tells me where it is!!!! http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b96/leondana/7A44D518-B0F8-4D45-961D-9FABAAA215EB-6741-00000784661C4457.jpg Louvre An image macro I made of that sculpture got me 4 hours in a room with dick swans lawyer
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